Wednesday, January 28, 2009
1. "Poseidon, please receive this offering."
2. By dipping his young son in the River of Hope, Larry King turned him black and thus made him qualify for the Robert Reich "No White Males Need Apply" stimulus. He would try to attribute his pale left ankle to "that Michael Jackson disease."
3. "Don't be a wuss! Every kid likes to swim in raw, untreated sewage."
4. Britney Spears battles post-partum depression.
5. "Here Gator! Gator! Gator! Gator!"
Wicked Best of GregMan
James Lileks tries human sacrifice as a way to keep the Oak Island Water Feature running.
Best of Matt the K
Kids in Prague just love playing "Bobbing for Carp".
Best of Barco Sin Vela II
Mikul Jaxun; Ur dooing it rong
Best of flyovercountry
Black socks with sandals, knickers, shaved head and a backpack. He's not dipping the kid, the kid is trying to escape.
Best of prince of leaves
"I KNOW it's a gawdarmed toxic waste pond - you think I got money for a store-bought lice treatment?"
>Best of Buzzhead
This oughta teach you not to make fun of my receding hairline!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Twenty five years from now, this kid will stand up in a ski lift chair and... wham... déjà vu!
Best of Army of Mom
Ok, daddy, I take it back. I don't wish you were just like Steve Irwin!
Best of Whacko
Kid thought bubble: I swear, when I'm a dad, I'm not doing this to my kid! I'm hanging him over a pit of rabid raccoons!"