Best of Army of Mom
No thanks, Lucy Liu. Take that mangled up strap-on down the page to Michael Jackson.
Best of Whacko
"Rosie! No! Don't sit down! Not here! AAAAHHHHH!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The blossoming romance between Tinkerbell and the Jolly Green Giant had hit a snag. Suddenly realizing her eyes were bigger than her "stomach," Tink panicked and recanted, "Holy crap, size does matter!"
Best of Jack Reacher
"Okay, there's your problem--rear main seal's leaking." Tina was the most popular mechanic at the garage when she got under the cars for a look-see.
Best of Submariner
Every guy should have a little black dress with one of these in it...
Best of prince of leaves
"'Vero Possumus?' WTF?"
Best of lawhawk
I get that look alot.
Best of steve o
Another lucky lady meets "little steve o" for the first time.
Best of mega
The odd shadowing beneath her indicated that this was, in fact, Kim Jong Il.
22 comments:
OHMIGOSH. Army of Dad ... please be gentle, it is SOOOOO big!
Do they even make condoms that big?
No thanks, Lucy Liu. Take that mangled up strap-on down the page to Michael Jackson.
"Rosie! No! Don't sit down! Not here! AAAAHHHHH!
Two for Two, V... apparently my letter to Santa arrived on time.
Ye Olde Double-edged Sword
The blossoming romance between Tinkerbell and the Jolly Green Giant had hit a snag. Suddenly realizing her eyes were bigger than her "stomach," Tink panicked and recanted, "Holy crap, size does matter!"
"Okay, there's your problem--rear main seal's leaking." Tina was the most popular mechanic at the garage when she got under the cars for a look-see.
COPPERTONE AD....UR DOIN IT RONG!
If black is the new white, then what the hell word do we use for her arms and legs??
VITAMIN B....UR NOT GETTIN NONE.
New meaning to the phrase, "Assume the position."
Another side view, why can't we have a front view?
What!? No strap on?
Every guy should have a little black dress with one of these in it...
"'Vero Possumus?' WTF?"
I think I'm going to like the new "Tron" movie.
Kate's fear of blue came out in ways that were not "in your face" or angry, just pensive and tense.
I get that look alot.
Another lucky lady meets "little steve o" for the first time.
The odd shadowing beneath her indicated that this was, in fact, Kim Jong Il.
Nothin' - nothin'
Kickin' back, watin' for my snowball... you?
When Jillian found out Tina was still performing in Vegas in chain mail and Nancy Sinatra's wig, she really WAS knocked over by a feather.
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