Thursday, December 18, 2008

Well, You Don't Expect Her to Actually Walk in Those Boots, Do You?



Best of Army of Mom
No thanks, Lucy Liu. Take that mangled up strap-on down the page to Michael Jackson.

Best of Whacko
"Rosie! No! Don't sit down! Not here! AAAAHHHHH!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The blossoming romance between Tinkerbell and the Jolly Green Giant had hit a snag. Suddenly realizing her eyes were bigger than her "stomach," Tink panicked and recanted, "Holy crap, size does matter!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"Okay, there's your problem--rear main seal's leaking." Tina was the most popular mechanic at the garage when she got under the cars for a look-see.

Best of Submariner
Every guy should have a little black dress with one of these in it...

Best of prince of leaves
"'Vero Possumus?' WTF?"

Best of lawhawk
I get that look alot.

Best of steve o
Another lucky lady meets "little steve o" for the first time.

Best of mega
The odd shadowing beneath her indicated that this was, in fact, Kim Jong Il.

22 comments:

Army of Mom said...

OHMIGOSH. Army of Dad ... please be gentle, it is SOOOOO big!

Army of Mom said...

Do they even make condoms that big?

Army of Mom said...

No thanks, Lucy Liu. Take that mangled up strap-on down the page to Michael Jackson.

Whacko said...

"Rosie! No! Don't sit down! Not here! AAAAHHHHH!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Two for Two, V... apparently my letter to Santa arrived on time.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ye Olde Double-edged Sword
The blossoming romance between Tinkerbell and the Jolly Green Giant had hit a snag. Suddenly realizing her eyes were bigger than her "stomach," Tink panicked and recanted, "Holy crap, size does matter!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Okay, there's your problem--rear main seal's leaking." Tina was the most popular mechanic at the garage when she got under the cars for a look-see.

dub said...

COPPERTONE AD....UR DOIN IT RONG!

dub said...

If black is the new white, then what the hell word do we use for her arms and legs??

dub said...

VITAMIN B....UR NOT GETTIN NONE.

flyovercountry said...

New meaning to the phrase, "Assume the position."

flyovercountry said...

Another side view, why can't we have a front view?

molson said...

What!? No strap on?

Submariner said...

Every guy should have a little black dress with one of these in it...

prince of leaves said...

"'Vero Possumus?' WTF?"

prince of leaves said...

I think I'm going to like the new "Tron" movie.

mega said...

Kate's fear of blue came out in ways that were not "in your face" or angry, just pensive and tense.

lawhawk said...

I get that look alot.

steve o said...

Another lucky lady meets "little steve o" for the first time.

mega said...

The odd shadowing beneath her indicated that this was, in fact, Kim Jong Il.

Submariner said...

Nothin' - nothin'
Kickin' back, watin' for my snowball... you?

Submariner said...

When Jillian found out Tina was still performing in Vegas in chain mail and Nancy Sinatra's wig, she really WAS knocked over by a feather.