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1. Oddly enough, Andrew Sullivan has this outfit.
2. And so, Tina Turner enters the deeply disturbing Sunset Boulevard phase of her career.
3. A wardrobe malfunction would instantly turn most of the audience ghey, if most of them weren't ghey already, I mean.
4. ORA: Harry Mudd was once again late with the shipment of the Venus Drug, but the show had to go on.
5. Y'know, at this point, love would pretty much have to have everything to do with it.
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See, this is what I hate about the holidays. Grandma gets a little eggnog in her, and next thing you know she's staggering through the porch screens while trying to sing karaoke.
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Wow, the QVC hostesses are going all out this Christmas.
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Who knew that after 8 years of the Obama administration, Tina Turner would live long enough to actually become Aunty Entity?
Best of Jack Reacher
"This one goes out to the brothers with swastika tattoos. It's called 'The Best Part Of You Ran Down Your Daddy's Leg.'"
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Two men enter, one man leaves.
Posted on a sign outside of Tina's bedroom.
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In the afterlife, Mel Gibson found out that only YHWH was Lord and that he had an ironic sense of justice
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It was an exciting night for Tonya who won 5th place in the Dolly Parton look-alike contest AND 3rd in the Tina Turner contest.
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Tina Turner Beyond Thunderthighs
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Obligatory CapThis Caption #3,775: "You kids get off my lawn!"
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When it proved impossible to stop the R-549 from rolling, SkyNet quickly moved on to create the T-800.
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Ah, crap, I thought they weren't going to make a sequel to "Battlefield Earth"?
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While prolonged exposure to the solvents in her wig glue had given Tina the face of a ninety-year-old, dancing around on stage in 350lbs of chain mail four nights a week in Vegas had given her the strength and cardiovascular system of a full-grown grizzly bear.
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ORA: Whatever happened to Baby Jane? Seriously, you don't want to know.
Wow, the QVC hostesses are going all out this Christmas.
Who knew that after 8 years of the Obama administration, Tina Turner would live long enough to actually become Aunty Entity?
"And in this corner..."
In the remake of the politically correct ghetto thriller, The Wiz, Dorothy undergoes a sex change operation and wins a 2-year contract with the World Wrestling Federation.
"This one goes out to the brothers with swastika tattoos. It's called 'The Best Part Of You Ran Down Your Daddy's Leg.'"
Two men enter, one man leaves.
Posted on a sign outside of Tina's bedroom.
I'm starting a pool, who will try and hold on the longest, Tina, or Cher?
Semi ORA,
Mary, be not proud!
Thursdays in parallel universe 64490D were a little different on the Caption This blog
In the afterlife, Mel Gibson found out that only YHWH was Lord and that he had an ironic sense of justice
Even I have some standards... wait a minute. No I don't. Whatcha doin' after the show tonight Tina?
Man, these new HDTV digital antenna's are going to take a lot of getting used to.
We don't need another hero. You should have stayed in Thunderdome!
We don't need another weirdo
You can brush my hair, undress me anywhere
Oh you already did
It was an exciting night for Tonya who won 5th place in the Dolly Parton look-alike contest AND 3rd in the Tina Turner contest.
Gene Simmons said...
Even I have some standards... wait a minute. No I don't. Whatcha doin' after the show tonight Tina?
You will have to be patient, it will take at least 4 hours to get the makeup off, and you think she is scary now...
Tina Turner Beyond Thunderthighs
ORA: Proof that this Queen is on Acid.
ORA:
"Mithril! This has-been pop singer is full of surprises!"
Obligatory CapThis Caption #3,774:
What, Thursday already?
Obligatory CapThis Caption #3,775:
"You kids get off my lawn!"
Nothing good would come of the merger of Lifetime and The Geriatric Channel.
The reason why liquor was invented.
Remember that movie "Thunderdome" something or other. Well, this is "Beyond" Thunderdome.
Ooooh, isn't this the moment just before Capt. Kirk rips off the latex mask and discovers he's about to make whoopie with a Gorn?
Aahhh... and this must be *Mrs.* Heatmiser, I presume?
The future of animatronic entertainment is now!
When it proved impossible to stop the R-549 from rolling, SkyNet quickly moved on to create the T-800.
Whoa, "American Gladiators" is really phoning it in this season...
If Ike saw me dressed liked this he'd whoop my ass.
Ah, crap, I thought they weren't going to make a sequel to "Battlefield Earth"?
While prolonged exposure to the solvents in her wig glue had given Tina the face of a ninety-year-old, dancing around on stage in 350lbs of chain mail four nights a week in Vegas had given her the strength and cardiovascular system of a full-grown grizzly bear.
Nancy Sinatra called, she wants her hair back. And yes, the scalp along with it.
Tina Turner plays Metalunan leader Exeter in the upcoming reimagining of "This Island Earth".
See, this is what I hate about the holidays. Grandma gets a little eggnog in her, and next thing you know she's staggering through the porch screens while trying to sing karaoke.
Nancy Sinatra called, she wants her wig back.
Phil Spector hope that the new get-up will draw more sympathy from the jury than his previous fashion fractures.
"Nothing beer goggles can't fix!"*pop, crack*"The lens just fell out!"
WV:purentla agreement is nessesary to see this play
By 2020, things hadn't worked out so well. Michelle was doing Vegas, while Obama shopped around his 83rd autobiography, "Dreams I Had Before The Mullahs Took Over".
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