BTW: I posted some Christmas Toons over at teh other blog.
Best of Julie the Jarhead
Rudolph considered it an honor to be shot and killed by the hottest governor in the USA.
Best of Silhouette
The ACLU was torn. Yes, she killed Christmas, but she's a Republican. With a gun.
Best of ochagirl
She didn't understand why people were upset with her for cleaning up the reindeer gene pool. A glowing red nose would be devastating to the caribou population!
Best of mega
Unfortunately, Santa had to learn the hard way not to f*** with Saracuda's cousin's half-brother's kid, and, no, the State Troopers were not interested in following up.
Best of prince of leaves
McCain was envious when he saw this - his trophy room only featured a stuffed prairie dog, and he had to share credit for even that with the bipartisan Senate committee that had helped him bag it.
Best of Submariner
The perfect counterpoint to Bambi's Mom over the piano...
Best of Kaptain Krude
How a Republican says, "The buck stops here."
Best of Kaptain Krude
"I'll teach that Rudolph to sh*t on my car."
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Rudolph considered it an honor to be shot and killed by the hottest governor in the USA.
The ACLU was torn. Yes, she killed Christmas, but she's a Republican. With a gun.
She didn't understand why people were upset with her for cleaning up the reindeer gene pool. A glowing red nose would be devastating to the caribou population!
Unfortunately, four low-flying aircraft were damaged before Rudolph's nose marked the correct target.
"How can you shoot even the female reindeer?"
"Easy; you just don't lead 'em as much."
wv: raneer---spooky
A moving target at 250 yards, nice shot Gov. Bet the back straps were delicious.
Rudolph tried to "flip off" his conqueror, but the best he could do was his signature "nose thing."
Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer
Was some very tasty venison
And if you ever tried it
You would even say yum yum
Unfortunately, Santa had to learn the hard way not to f*** with Saracuda's cousin's half-brother's kid, and, no, the State Troopers were not interested in following up.
VtK do you know what's going on at Moonbattery?
Since his name wasn't 'Rudolph the Red State Reigndeer' all bets were off.
McCain was envious when he saw this - his trophy room only featured a stuffed prairie dog, and he had to share credit for even that with the bipartisan Senate committee that had helped him bag it.
I gotcher reindeer games right here.
Proper elevation and windage? You betcha!
I'd sure like to see her field strip...
The perfect counterpoint to Bambi's Mom over the piano...
Tina Fey is a good shot? who'd a thunk it?!?
Merry Christmas to all monors,
and to all a good night!
I'm off to dream of a Red Rider bb gun.
How a Republican says, "The buck stops here."
"This is not the Rudolph I once knew."
wv: helme - "Helme Jon Karey, I'm stuck in Eyerack!"
"Can't I just eat my venison in peace?"
"Ironically enough, I got this one with bird shot."
wv: demandem - Democrats who have been demanned
Wait, what am I talking about? The only real men in the Democratic Party are Zell Miller and... um, Zell Miller.
"I'll teach that Rudolph to sh*t on my car."
With a name like Rudolf, he had to be a Commie and, therefore, lawful prey in Alaska.
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