1. "Oh, Holy and Blessed St. Burt Reynolds, please accept this offering of Orange Julius from thy humble servant."
2. The Cult of the Inflatable Rubber Cowboy grows daily.
3. Rod Blagojevich only wishes his hair looked that realistic.
4. The FTD Inflatable Rubber Cowboy bouquet was a huge hit on Castro Street.
5. On Folsom Street, instead of riding a pony for a quarter, you can take a moustache ride for a quarter.
Best of Paul
Not surprisingly, the Burt Reynolds doll can act better than the real thing.
Best of Jack Reacher
It's just a mannequin, a clothes-horse, it's never accomplished anything.
So, yeah, it can be a New York Senator.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Hollywood wgah'nagl fhtagn."
Best of Matt the Kostume
You will do it, Pablo, for thy god Wayne Newton commandeth you to do it.
Best of conservativeteen
Juan wondered how splashing hot wax on his face would stop the cologyian attack fleet from devestating earth, but he knew better then to question the bust.
Best of Submariner
I know it's "the richest kind," but the spigot Juan Valdez uses to dispense his brew still wierds me out...
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Not surprisingly, the Burt Reynolds doll can act better than the real thing.
Meanwhile in Minnesota, another vote is "found" for Al Franken.
"That's a nice suit. What is it, rich, Corinthian leather?"
It's just a mannequin, a clothes-horse, it's never accomplished anything.
So, yeah, it can be a New York Senator.
Jack Reacher said...
It's just a mannequin, a clothes-horse, it's never accomplished anything.
So, yeah, it can be a New York Senator.
While it has never ACCOMPLISHED anything, being a display rack for clothing is at least somewhat useful. I think that makes it overqualified, JR...
In a strange New Year's custom, a South American prays to the Bandit God to keep Smokey away, and to deliver a (much younger) Sally Field under the tree.
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Hollywood wgah'nagl fhtagn."
You will do it, Pablo, for thy god Wayne Newton commandeth you to do it.
Finally rid of that stupid burro, Juan Valdez was able to start his own cult. First rule-- No More F'ing Coffee!!!
When Sergey finally realized his dream of meeting his hero, John Holmes, his adulation was lost.
Claw machines in the lobby of the Mazatlan Shoney's are stocked a bit differently than they are in America, aren't they?
"For your full blessing, put in another 50 pesos."
WTF?!?
Whoa! Algore has really livened up since the 2000 beat-down, but when did he grow the 'stache?
Harry Reems looks a lot better since the taxidermist got done with him.
"And please, O Great John Holmes, please allow V to find a Thursday Babe that dub doesn't find fat."
"I ask for a big bust and a little head on Thursdays, and that sick intercourse gives me this!"
Castro District's favorite arcade game - Kneel and Bob.
Jesus, please accept this offering and bless my latest narco-deal.
* Not making this up: http://blog.vdare.com/archives/2007/12/16/mexican-beer-diversity-gets-saintly/
Are we absolutely sure they caught the real Saddam?
Juan wondered how splashing hot wax on his face would stop the cologyian attack fleet from devestating earth, but he knew better then to question the bust.
Apparently, Higgins decided it was Thomas' 'stache that brought in the ladies...
ORA:
I dunno, I just kinda think a shrine to Randy Jones is a bit over the top, even in Frisco...
AOD's shrine for his wife would have been better if she had remembered to wax her moustache before the replica was made.
I know it's "the richest kind," but the spigot Juan Valdez uses to dispense his brew still wierds me out...
So, THAT'S what happened to the Cowboy from the Village People!
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