1. "Dude, I wouldn't want that thing in *my* ass!"
2. "Never had a Whopper before? What a loser!"
3. "Wow, that 'RawMuscleGlutes' guy is really digging our webcam!"
4. "I feel like ordering out for some Vindaloo. Because that would be really ironic."
5. "When I said our relationship could use some role-playing, I didn't mean World of Warcraft."
Best of Jack Reacher
"Sure, we engage in incest, cannibalism, and human sacrifice, but that V the K is one sick intercourse. Get back to Daily Kos."
Best of Double the U
M 28 looking for F 18-30, must be into eating the flesh of her enemies and drinking goat's blood.
Best of dub
Ooombaa teek clooowa noondooka dooka *click click* wombpahaaa.
Translation: "Dude, that Thursday girl is kind of fat".
Best of Matt the Kostume
Hello, I'm Oaxatalcalatupulcaxaptuzaluma, and I'm a PC.
Best of Submariner
Seriously; what do ORA and ATDHEA mean, Oog?
Best of prince of leaves
"Look, this guy from Kansas says that if I send him my bank account information, he'll let me keep a share of the cash he transfers out of the States!"
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Production still from the multi-ethnic re-make of "Weird Science."
Best of metalgarth
"Nawwwww.... I wouldn't go there. Probably set up from 'Dateline'"
Best of ochagirl
I don't know about you, He-Who-Dances-Like-Squaw, but, so help me, the next person to ask me about the other Village People will see the business end of a few arrows.
Best of Silhouette
Suddenly, the BCS makes sense.
Best of attmay
"Hey, look at this ad I found: Pose for a box of butter. Wanna give it a try? We sure could use the wampum."
Best of mega
"Wow, this fetish porn stuff is totally off the reservation."
Best of GregMan
"There! See! I told you the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!"
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Official ballot-counters find 312 votes for Al Franken in Zaire.
"Sure, we engage in incest, cannibalism, and human sacrifice, but that V the K is one sick intercourse. Get back to Daily Kos."
M 28 looking for F 18-30, must be into eating the flesh of her enemies and drinking goat's blood.
"So it's agreed--we spend the remaining $26 billion in TARP funds, guide the big 3 toward reorganization, push for huge public works boondoggles and, if that doesn't work, get out the chicken bones and eye of newt."
Obama's Secretary of Education and Secretary of Homeland Security.
Ooombaa teek clooowa noondooka dooka *click click* wombpahaaa.
Translation: "Dude, that Thursday girl is kind of fat".
I am guessing that AOM has that outfit...but doesnt look as good in it.
"Do you think these strips from Omaha Steaks are people from Omaha, or do they import them?"
When technology outpaces your civilization.
I thought they said you could find anything on eBay, but I cannot find a Big Kahuna ceremonial headdress made of parrot feathers to save my life. Try Crag's List.
"How"
"Why?"
What does "Windows has encountered a problem and must shutdown." mean? Oog not happy. Oog want more Asian porn now.
The drums say,"dial-up sucks".
The Aztec calendar programmers feverishly try to fix that whole Y2012K thing.
Dude, these helmets looked a lot cooler on this Starfleet Catalog website.
"I can haz CheezLlama"!!!! bwahHahahaha, those 'LOL Pumas' are too damn funny!
Hello, I'm Oaxatalcalatupulcaxaptuzaluma, and I'm a PC.
Hmmm...wonder if we can google some recipes for Missionary Fricassee?
Dude,look, some shaman's got blowdarts for cheap here on kronkslist.
Okay, next time *I* smear the explorer's blood on myself, and *YOU* figure out his picture-box, Mr. Smartypants.
DUDE! Is that a potato or did you just crap your sarong?
Seriously; what do ORA and ATDHEA mean, Oog?
"Look, this guy from Kansas says that if I send him my bank account information, he'll let me keep a share of the cash he transfers out of the States!"
{wv: sizateds - how big the crotchmonster a couple pics down is]
"Oh look, Chief Umbgwa send us link to site called 'goatse.cx'..."
All that retard caveman does is bitch about the way GEICO portrays him.
Me, I'm hacking the CAPITAL ONE site to teach those stereotyping mf'rs a lesson. What do I have in in MY wallet? Why, look, I suddenly have 10 million bucks!
Production still from the multi-ethnic re-make of "Weird Science."
"Nawwwww.... I wouldn't go there. Probably set up from 'Dateline'"
CAD is overkill for putting up a wigwam.
"Programming? No were only organizing our Cannibal recipes."
"6.5 from the Russian judge??? WTF"
"How -" the left chief began before the teacher interrupted him.
Teacher: "How." The teacher raised his hand in greeting.
The chief at the right: "How . . ."
The teacher's hand rose again and greeted with "how".
"Shut up, you pasty moon-faced liberal hippie! How do we cover our tracks after hacking, say, a Swiss bank account? 'Cause I think we're in heap'um trouble."
I don't know about you, He-Who-Dances-Like-Squaw, but, so help me, the next person to ask me about the other Village People will see the business end of a few arrows.
Oh, ew. 2 girls 1 cup? And WE'RE the savages?!
"When he gave us this compooter Democratman said go to the chief-elect Obama's site."
"What's a site?"
"I dunno."
"How can we see a site when window black?"
"I've been going to this site, Caption This! It is so racist. I have not not seen a single Native woman for Thursday Babe."
vw: gendwaxi (is that the hip, new term the kids are using for masturbation?)
Suddenly, the BCS makes sense.
"Check out this incredible gambling site."
Sorry, Oog; feathers no keep away Gates spirit - still show blue screen of death.
"Check out this vid on Youtube. Some idiot standing on the side of the road with a bag of trash at his feet!"
"OK, wikipedia, good. This is what a tatanka looks like. Now go find us a few."
Headhunter Practical Joke #9
"No way, Mabuto! I lose two teeth last time you serve Thursday Babe Under Glass. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me!"
"Hey, look at this ad I found: Pose for a box of butter. Wanna give it a try? We sure could use the wampum."
"Man, that girl puts the 'ho' in Navaho."
"I don't know, Little-Penis. Our poker site's pulling in $5 milllion a day, tax free. I just feel like we should put up a building, or build a road or something."
"Hahahahahaha. Good one. Now go get me another 12-pack."
"Wow, this fetish porn stuff is totally off the reservation."
Don't tell Mom, but I found this site called "White People Geographic". Check it out, there's women running around with their tops on!!!
"There! See! I told you the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!"
"Hare the new casino plans, Pleasures-Self-With-Margarine. Look good to you?"
"I don't know what that thing is in the previous caption, but I bet we could eat it."
wv: parunskl - maybe that's what it is, a parunskl.
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