Friday, December 19, 2008

Scenes From an Age

Brender

1. "Dude, I wouldn't want that thing in *my* ass!"

2. "Never had a Whopper before? What a loser!"

3. "Wow, that 'RawMuscleGlutes' guy is really digging our webcam!"

4. "I feel like ordering out for some Vindaloo. Because that would be really ironic."

5. "When I said our relationship could use some role-playing, I didn't mean World of Warcraft."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Sure, we engage in incest, cannibalism, and human sacrifice, but that V the K is one sick intercourse. Get back to Daily Kos."

Best of Double the U
M 28 looking for F 18-30, must be into eating the flesh of her enemies and drinking goat's blood.

Best of dub
Ooombaa teek clooowa noondooka dooka *click click* wombpahaaa.
Translation: "Dude, that Thursday girl is kind of fat".

Best of Matt the Kostume
Hello, I'm Oaxatalcalatupulcaxaptuzaluma, and I'm a PC.

Best of Submariner
Seriously; what do ORA and ATDHEA mean, Oog?

Best of prince of leaves
"Look, this guy from Kansas says that if I send him my bank account information, he'll let me keep a share of the cash he transfers out of the States!"

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Production still from the multi-ethnic re-make of "Weird Science."

Best of metalgarth
"Nawwwww.... I wouldn't go there. Probably set up from 'Dateline'"

Best of ochagirl
I don't know about you, He-Who-Dances-Like-Squaw, but, so help me, the next person to ask me about the other Village People will see the business end of a few arrows.

Best of Silhouette
Suddenly, the BCS makes sense.

Best of attmay
"Hey, look at this ad I found: Pose for a box of butter. Wanna give it a try? We sure could use the wampum."

Best of mega
"Wow, this fetish porn stuff is totally off the reservation."

Best of GregMan
"There! See! I told you the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!"

48 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Official ballot-counters find 312 votes for Al Franken in Zaire.

Jack Reacher said...

"Sure, we engage in incest, cannibalism, and human sacrifice, but that V the K is one sick intercourse. Get back to Daily Kos."

Double the U said...

M 28 looking for F 18-30, must be into eating the flesh of her enemies and drinking goat's blood.

Jack Reacher said...

"So it's agreed--we spend the remaining $26 billion in TARP funds, guide the big 3 toward reorganization, push for huge public works boondoggles and, if that doesn't work, get out the chicken bones and eye of newt."

Whacko said...

Obama's Secretary of Education and Secretary of Homeland Security.

dub said...

Ooombaa teek clooowa noondooka dooka *click click* wombpahaaa.


Translation: "Dude, that Thursday girl is kind of fat".

dub said...

I am guessing that AOM has that outfit...but doesnt look as good in it.

flyovercountry said...

"Do you think these strips from Omaha Steaks are people from Omaha, or do they import them?"

When technology outpaces your civilization.

flyovercountry said...

I thought they said you could find anything on eBay, but I cannot find a Big Kahuna ceremonial headdress made of parrot feathers to save my life. Try Crag's List.

Chrees said...

"How"

"Why?"

molson said...

What does "Windows has encountered a problem and must shutdown." mean? Oog not happy. Oog want more Asian porn now.

Matt the Kostume said...

The drums say,"dial-up sucks".

Matt the Kostume said...

The Aztec calendar programmers feverishly try to fix that whole Y2012K thing.

Matt the Kostume said...

Dude, these helmets looked a lot cooler on this Starfleet Catalog website.

Matt the Kostume said...

"I can haz CheezLlama"!!!! bwahHahahaha, those 'LOL Pumas' are too damn funny!

Matt the Kostume said...

Hello, I'm Oaxatalcalatupulcaxaptuzaluma, and I'm a PC.

Matt the Kostume said...

Hmmm...wonder if we can google some recipes for Missionary Fricassee?

Matt the Kostume said...

Dude,look, some shaman's got blowdarts for cheap here on kronkslist.

Matt the Kostume said...

Okay, next time *I* smear the explorer's blood on myself, and *YOU* figure out his picture-box, Mr. Smartypants.

Submariner said...

DUDE! Is that a potato or did you just crap your sarong?

Submariner said...

Seriously; what do ORA and ATDHEA mean, Oog?

prince of leaves said...

"Look, this guy from Kansas says that if I send him my bank account information, he'll let me keep a share of the cash he transfers out of the States!"

{wv: sizateds - how big the crotchmonster a couple pics down is]

prince of leaves said...

"Oh look, Chief Umbgwa send us link to site called 'goatse.cx'..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

All that retard caveman does is bitch about the way GEICO portrays him.
Me, I'm hacking the CAPITAL ONE site to teach those stereotyping mf'rs a lesson. What do I have in in MY wallet? Why, look, I suddenly have 10 million bucks!

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Production still from the multi-ethnic re-make of "Weird Science."

metalgarth said...

"Nawwwww.... I wouldn't go there. Probably set up from 'Dateline'"

metalgarth said...

CAD is overkill for putting up a wigwam.

Rodney Dill said...

"Programming? No were only organizing our Cannibal recipes."

jj said...

"6.5 from the Russian judge??? WTF"

ochagirl said...

"How -" the left chief began before the teacher interrupted him.

Teacher: "How." The teacher raised his hand in greeting.

The chief at the right: "How . . ."

The teacher's hand rose again and greeted with "how".

"Shut up, you pasty moon-faced liberal hippie! How do we cover our tracks after hacking, say, a Swiss bank account? 'Cause I think we're in heap'um trouble."

ochagirl said...

I don't know about you, He-Who-Dances-Like-Squaw, but, so help me, the next person to ask me about the other Village People will see the business end of a few arrows.

ochagirl said...

Oh, ew. 2 girls 1 cup? And WE'RE the savages?!

ochagirl said...

"When he gave us this compooter Democratman said go to the chief-elect Obama's site."

"What's a site?"

"I dunno."

"How can we see a site when window black?"

ochagirl said...

"I've been going to this site, Caption This! It is so racist. I have not not seen a single Native woman for Thursday Babe."

vw: gendwaxi (is that the hip, new term the kids are using for masturbation?)

Silhouette said...

Suddenly, the BCS makes sense.

mega said...

"Check out this incredible gambling site."

Submariner said...

Sorry, Oog; feathers no keep away Gates spirit - still show blue screen of death.

mega said...

"Check out this vid on Youtube. Some idiot standing on the side of the road with a bag of trash at his feet!"

mega said...

"OK, wikipedia, good. This is what a tatanka looks like. Now go find us a few."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Headhunter Practical Joke #9
"No way, Mabuto! I lose two teeth last time you serve Thursday Babe Under Glass. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me!"

attmay said...

"Hey, look at this ad I found: Pose for a box of butter. Wanna give it a try? We sure could use the wampum."

attmay said...

"Man, that girl puts the 'ho' in Navaho."

mega said...

"I don't know, Little-Penis. Our poker site's pulling in $5 milllion a day, tax free. I just feel like we should put up a building, or build a road or something."
"Hahahahahaha. Good one. Now go get me another 12-pack."

mega said...

"Wow, this fetish porn stuff is totally off the reservation."

Matt the Kostume said...

Don't tell Mom, but I found this site called "White People Geographic". Check it out, there's women running around with their tops on!!!

GregMan said...

"There! See! I told you the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!"

GregMan said...

"Hare the new casino plans, Pleasures-Self-With-Margarine. Look good to you?"

GregMan said...

"I don't know what that thing is in the previous caption, but I bet we could eat it."

wv: parunskl - maybe that's what it is, a parunskl.