1. "Dude, I wouldn't want that thing in *my* ass!"
2. "Never had a Whopper before? What a loser!"
3. "Wow, that 'RawMuscleGlutes' guy is really digging our webcam!"
4. "I feel like ordering out for some Vindaloo. Because that would be really ironic."
5. "When I said our relationship could use some role-playing, I didn't mean World of Warcraft."
Best of Jack Reacher
"Sure, we engage in incest, cannibalism, and human sacrifice, but that V the K is one sick intercourse. Get back to Daily Kos."
Best of Double the U
M 28 looking for F 18-30, must be into eating the flesh of her enemies and drinking goat's blood.
Best of dub
Ooombaa teek clooowa noondooka dooka *click click* wombpahaaa.
Translation: "Dude, that Thursday girl is kind of fat".
Best of Matt the Kostume
Hello, I'm Oaxatalcalatupulcaxaptuzaluma, and I'm a PC.
Best of Submariner
Seriously; what do ORA and ATDHEA mean, Oog?
Best of prince of leaves
"Look, this guy from Kansas says that if I send him my bank account information, he'll let me keep a share of the cash he transfers out of the States!"
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Production still from the multi-ethnic re-make of "Weird Science."
Best of metalgarth
"Nawwwww.... I wouldn't go there. Probably set up from 'Dateline'"
Best of ochagirl
I don't know about you, He-Who-Dances-Like-Squaw, but, so help me, the next person to ask me about the other Village People will see the business end of a few arrows.
Best of Silhouette
Suddenly, the BCS makes sense.
Best of attmay
"Hey, look at this ad I found: Pose for a box of butter. Wanna give it a try? We sure could use the wampum."
Best of mega
"Wow, this fetish porn stuff is totally off the reservation."
Best of GregMan
"There! See! I told you the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!"