1. As a Christmas special, CSI North Pole went over about as well as the Star Wars Holiday Special. Here, an "elf" examines crime scene photos in a typically unrealistic police lab.
2. Attendance at the Smithsonian's National Postcard Gallery increased dramatically once new tour guides were hired.
3. Robert Mapplethorpe's Nightmare.
4. Drapes, carpets... the whole thing's just a mess!
5. Betty's job was to hang up 'Wanted' postcards for people Barack Obama had no contact with while a member of the Chicago political machine.
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All I wanted for the holidays is a gal with a tight butt who proactively strips and kneels in the corner to signal when she wants to be nawty. Thank you, Sweetie!
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Lt. Cleo Padzinksy pulled back the altar drapes to reveal photos of snowy landscapes. In Iran, she'd be stoned as a pagan. Here, we ponder deeper issues -
straight or lez
spits or swallows
doggie or missionary
WordVerify: yostan - heard wherever Stanley goes during class breaks
Rejected Babe wardrobe... 25 percent off
If you're a good girl, Santa will slide down your chimney.
If you're a bad girl, well, we've seen what happens.
...and now for the Christmas log.
Good lord, look what her ass is doing to those panties!
Its a sad day when the "babes" teeth are the most tan part of her body.
A young Molly Ringwald, determined to do whatever it took to be cast in 'Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone.'
THURZDAY....YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT.
Hey Santa! Spank this!
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