Friday, December 26, 2008

Rejected Christmas Babe Photo

1. As a Christmas special, CSI North Pole went over about as well as the Star Wars Holiday Special. Here, an "elf" examines crime scene photos in a typically unrealistic police lab.

2. Attendance at the Smithsonian's National Postcard Gallery increased dramatically once new tour guides were hired.

3. Robert Mapplethorpe's Nightmare.

4. Drapes, carpets... the whole thing's just a mess!

5. Betty's job was to hang up 'Wanted' postcards for people Barack Obama had no contact with while a member of the Chicago political machine.


Carpe Phlogiston said...

All I wanted for the holidays is a gal with a tight butt who proactively strips and kneels in the corner to signal when she wants to be nawty. Thank you, Sweetie!


Lt. Cleo Padzinksy pulled back the altar drapes to reveal photos of snowy landscapes. In Iran, she'd be stoned as a pagan. Here, we ponder deeper issues -
straight or lez
spits or swallows
doggie or missionary

WordVerify: yostan - heard wherever Stanley goes during class breaks

Rodney Dill said...

Rejected Babe wardrobe... 25 percent off

steve o said...

If you're a good girl, Santa will slide down your chimney.

If you're a bad girl, well, we've seen what happens.

Rodney Dill said...

...and now for the Christmas log.

dub said...

Good lord, look what her ass is doing to those panties!

dub said...

Its a sad day when the "babes" teeth are the most tan part of her body.

Dactyl said...

A young Molly Ringwald, determined to do whatever it took to be cast in 'Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone.'

dub said...


steve o said...

Hey Santa! Spank this!