Thursday, December 18, 2008

The Prom Date From Heck




Best of Army of Mom
It would appear that Phil the Syphillus Sore has found a new home on this gal's strap-on.

Best of metalgarth
guaranteed to get backstage at GWAR

Best of Van Helsing
Andrew Sullivan wants his pants back.

Best of Jack Reacher
Kim just told people she was a prostitute, because she didn't want them to discover her true vocation--community organizer in Cook County.

Best of dub
How does she get her poop so light in color?

Best of Julie the Jarhead
Michelle Malkin is ready to tell the Big Three auto makers where to stick their bailout.

Best of sonicfrog
I didn't know John Waters was making a sequel to "Pecker".

Best of flyovercountry
Wow, those Saturday morning cartoons just aren't like they used to be when I was a kid.

Best of molson
Oh dear. It looks like Chim Chim is going to take another one for the team.

Best of Matt the Kostume
George Takei takes his new persona to the XTREME!

Best of steve o
Whatever you do... DON'T LOSE!!

Best of prince of leaves
When the government of Singapore announced their new "let the punishment take disturbingly bizarre inspiration from the crime" sentencing rules, instances of rape dropped to zero overnight.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
PMS - You'll know when yer woman's got it... the relationship takes on a whole new freaky dimension.

Best of Whacko
This woman has at least the same qualifications as that Kennedy woman and would make watching C-SPAN a hell of a lot more interesting.

Best of lawhawk
The new Secretary of Sex Education had a few ideas that might seem a bit unorthodox.

Best of Submariner
Say hello to my li'le friend.
No. REALLY.
SAY IT!

Best of GregMan
Miss Chan took her duties as Pre-K Sex Ed teacher under the Obamessiah Administration very seriously.

57 comments:

Army of Mom said...

It would appear that Phil the Syphillus Sore has found a new home on this gal's strap-on.

Army of Mom said...

Thought bubble:
I just don't understand why no one ever asks me to dance.

Army of Mom said...

ORA: I wouldn't do her with your dick. Wait, she has your dick.

Army of Mom said...

Ironically, I this outfit. Minus the finger on the trigger and the effed-up strap-on. And, the giant string coming out her cooch. Yes, minus all that, I have this outfit. Okay, and the crazy kneepads, too.

Army of Mom said...

How many of you noticed her finger was on the trigger?

I know Army of Dad did. Perhaps even before admiring the curves of her cans.

Army of Mom said...

Nice cans. No obvious fat rolls. Leather accessories. Mangled up dick. Yep, this must be dub's dream gal.

Army of Mom said...

Box office disappointment: Big screen remake of Xena Warrior Princess starring Lucy Liu.

metalgarth said...

guaranteed to get backstage at GWAR

Van Helsing said...

Andrew Sullivan wants his pants back.

Whacko said...

When the fight breaks out I definitely want to be on her/his side.


Army of Mom; Finger on the trigger?? At first I didn't notice that she even had hands!

Tim said...

Wicky was created as the perfect date for all internet trolls.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Nasty Chinese lezbo remake of Lara Croft, Womb Raider.
Rated XXX

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The "Reach Out and Bite Someone" scene from The Vagina Dentata Monologues was deleted due to a wardrobe malfunction... her BRA fell off.

Jack Reacher said...

Kim just told people she was a prostitute, because she didn't want them to discover her true vocation--community organizer in Cook County.

Anonymous said...

Picture wouldnt be so bad if it wasnt so obvious that she is on her period.

dub said...

How does she get her poop so light in color?

dub said...

Most of the time the DMV makes you take a face picture only...but today, they decided to make an exception for AOM.


(off camera is AOD, sitting on a block of ice for obvious reasons)

Julie the Jarhead said...

Michelle Malkin is ready to tell the Big Three auto makers where to stick their bailout.

Army of Mom said...

dub is safe ... I wouldn't do him with Lucy Liu's dick.

*word verification included the initials TP*

ha

sonicfrog said...

OK. Now THAT'S the change we've been looking for!!!!!!!

sonicfrog said...

Phil Spector hope that the new get-up will draw more sympathy from the jury than his previous fashion fractures.

VerWord: lorie

sonicfrog said...

I didn't know John Waters was making a sequel to "Pecker".

flyovercountry said...

Wow, those Saturday morning cartoons just aren't like they used to be when I was a kid.

Word Verification: pongraph, both are so close.

molson said...

Oh dear. It looks like Chim Chim is going to take another one for the team.

molson said...

What happens in Vegas sometimes requires hospitalization.

molson said...

Wow. I heard Thai food was spicy, but come on.

Matt the Kostume said...

I say guaranteed to get ONstage at GWAR.

Matt the Kostume said...

George Takei takes his new persona to the XTREME!

Matt the Kostume said...

At first I thought this chick was mentally unbalanced. But with the Yin/Yang symbol on her shield, I can tell she's OK.




wf:fribble

What you get when you mate a Fraggle with a Tribble.

Matt the Kostume said...

Aww man, I give up. Why are the Japanese so frickin' crazy?

steve o said...

Whatever you do... DON'T LOSE!!

ochagirl said...

After all Aiko-chan had heard about Thursdays on Caption This!, she was prepared for the onslaught. Maybe too prepared, but is there such a thing?

vw: linga . . . 'linga? *koffkoffkoffkoffkoffkoff*

flyovercountry said...

I could get into this girl, if it wasn't for the AK, the spikes on the knee pads, the shield, the brass ring pasties, and last, but certainly not least, the strap on.

On second thought, after carefully studying her assets, I could probably overlook all of the above.

Dactyl said...

The latest iteration of Cylon humanoid number eight was a bit of a departure. Boomer was not pleased.

metalgarth said...

Michele Malkin was tired of having her political commetary taken seriously and wanted to get in on the action of fart jokes, laxatives kicking in at awkward moments, and being a sick intercourse with no sense of decency

prince of leaves said...

Um, honey? Couldn't we just, you know, *cuddle* tonight?

prince of leaves said...

The online-only "Heroes" webisodes were more free to experiment than the regular show, but sometimes they can get a little carried away.

prince of leaves said...

When the government of Singapore announced their new "let the punishment take disturbingly bizarre inspiration from the crime" sentencing rules, instances of rape dropped to zero overnight.

prince of leaves said...

"What? You no want happy ending?"

mega said...

It was difficult to get foreclosed families to leave their properties once and for all, but Countrywide's posting of aggressive-looking sentries seemed to be on the right track.

mega said...

Even the most sullen inmates at Guantanemo felt that, though the new Senior Interrogator seemed completely insane, things were going to get a bit more exciting.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

PMS - You'll know when yer woman's got it... the relationship takes on a whole new freaky dimension.

Whacko said...

This woman has at least the same qualifications as that Kennedy woman and would make watching C-SPAN a hell of a lot more interesting.

lawhawk said...

The new Secretary of Sex Education had a few ideas that might seem a bit unorthodox.

lawhawk said...

Jennie's accomplishments showed that she was nearly as qualified to be a US Senator as anyone - whether it's Larry Craig or Hillary Clinton (or her replacement).

Submariner said...

So when is Rosie O'Donuts' version of "Castle Greyskull" due out?

dub said...

steve o said...
Whatever you do... DON'T LOSE!!

I lol'd. Nice one.

Submariner said...

Sure I'm into xes lana, Dub. You first.

mega said...

"I belieeeeeve in Angellllllsss...."

The real persona behind the cloying Chrisy Lane Christmas CD was a shock to many.

Submariner said...

Say hello to my li'le friend.
No. REALLY.
SAY IT!

Submariner said...

Whoa, Michelle Malkin sure takes an invitation to play paint-ball seriously...

steve o said...

I don't know who this chick is, but I'll bet Angelina Jolie will play her character if they ever make a movie about her.

Rodney Dill said...

Speak softly and carry a big .....

GregMan said...

Miss Chan took her duties as Pre-K Sex Ed teacher under the Obamessiah Administration very seriously.

GregMan said...

Ennui didn't have a snowball's chance in heck with this babe.

GregMan said...

When Su-Li yelled "Get off my lawn!", the kids got off her lawn.

dadoctah said...

Herbie the elf didn't want to be a toymaker. He wanted to be a dentist. And then there was his third choice.