Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas, Monors

Best of Adriane
Such nicely arched eyebrows.

Best of prince of leaves
All I want for Christmas is my two front teats.
Best of Jack Reacher
I'm glad I checked in to keep abreast of Christmas developments.

Best of GregMan
Flush with money after the government bailout, GM began testing many new airbag designs. Which made some GM engineers very, very happy.

Best of Barco Sin Vela II
Models display proper body placement to rewarm a freezing victim

Best of ochagirl
Blondes and Brunettes living in peace and harmony! It's a Festivus* miracle!

23 comments:

Adriane said...

Such nicely arched eyebrows.

prince of leaves said...

Look what I found in my Christmas stalk-- er, stocking!

prince of leaves said...

All I want for Christmas is my two front teats.

prince of leaves said...

The Hardwick twins didn't let their inconvenient conjoinment get in the way of a lucrative adult modeling career.

prince of leaves said...

Like other stable employers, Santa founf that the spike in joblessness meant a better talent pool from which to hire.

racerboy said...

More airbrushing than a velvet painting artists' convention in Fort Lauderdale!

Army of Dad said...

How to get your honey a perfect pair!

Army of Dad said...

Thanks, Army of Mom! How did you know what I wanted!?

Merry Christmas to you too V, and all of the other monors out there from the Army of household.

wv:undbring They can bring them, but they will need to leave them too.

Jack Reacher said...

I'm glad I checked in to keep abreast of Christmas developments.

Jack Reacher said...

Pron movie director: "Get closer! I want you closer...no, wait; this works."

Army of Mom said...

Two-stepping: UR DOIN IT WRONG!

Army of Mom said...

I said to let me lead! Ohhh, I thought you said you peed.

Army of Mom said...

We're not monors. We're moaners!

Army of Mom said...

Wow, I told Army of Dad I wanted some white breast meat for Christmas ... he really took my request seriously. Thanks, hon.

GregMan said...

Flush with money after the government bailout, GM began testing many new airbag designs. Which made some GM engineers very, very happy.

GregMan said...

Some aspects of the Obamessiah's Pre-K sex education plans were easier to take than others.

GregMan said...

Auditions for next year's Christmas party began immediately at the Clinton State Deartment.

GregMan said...

I have never, ever wanted to be a piece of frilly lace so badly.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Yikes, V, there's enough mammary there to feed all the poor starving children in China your momma used to talk about when you wouldn't eat your spinach.

-Or-

There's enough mammary there to run Dr. Bittner's hybrid for years.

ORA - Bittner's motto - "Put a Teat in Your Tank"

Julie the Jarhead said...

This was the first take of the famous "tongue stuck to the flagpole" scene in "A Christmas Story."

Barco Sin Vela II said...

Models display proper body placement to rewarm a freezing victim

ochagirl said...

Blondes and Brunettes living in peace and harmony! It's a Festivus* miracle!

*=I just feel really bad saying Christmas while talking about a couple of nudies. D:

steve o said...

Airheads with airbags.