Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The Mask of Whacko


1. "Mr. Jackson, most of us refer to this retail establishment as 'Toys R Us,' not 'the Bait Store.'"

2. MJ was now so light in his loafers he required two personal assistants just to hold him down.

3. The one-time Prince of Pop is now too broke to even afford an Illinois senate seat.

4. "The restraining order at the elementary school applies to Mikaeel Jackson, not to El Zorro!"

5. Always on top of the latest trends in cosmetic surgery, Mikaeel immediately demanded a swastika tattoo on his chest.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Okay, Michael, you have the cup, now we just need to get your cardboard sign whipped up and you'll be raking in the quarters."

Best of flyovercountry
WV inksnoge, what they put on Jackson's nose to mark what to cut off.

Best of dub
Clearly the fires of hell of all but melted the last remnants of Michaels WWJD bracelet.

Best of molson
Oh come on. No one wears white slacks with black shawls these days.

Best of robert
Genetically modified fruit.

Best of sonicfrog
Holy Cow! Ralph Machio is dating Michael Jackson????

Best of prince of leaves
Too-short niquab, visible chin, tight leggings, wrists showing -- no wonder the Mukhabarat hauled the filthy whore away for a stoning.

Best of Seoulman (R)
Leper Leper Unclean Unclean

Best of Submariner
"Bene Gesserit!" the Baron thought. "The universe would be better rid of them all..."

Best of conservativeteen
Blagojevich was almost to the airport when his disguise fell off.

33 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"Don't tell Tina, but I get my wardrobe ideas from her."

Jack Reacher said...

"Okay, Michael, you have the cup, now we just need to get your cardboard sign whipped up and you'll be raking in the quarters."

wv:lubrosm--that looks SO inappropriate in this context.

flyovercountry said...

I sense that the guy in the background, the one smiling and clapping, either needs a life, or a far different set of priorities.

WV inksnoge, what they put on Jackson's nose to mark what to cut off.

flyovercountry said...

I'm not sure the gray fedora goes with the black scarf and blue dress. But then, I'm not a former richer than God pop star and current pedophile.

flyovercountry said...

BTW, when can we caption the photo of the blond and brunette Santa's helpers in the header?

Actually I just want to click and blow up the photo.

Matt the Kostume said...

Forget the Fashion Police. Call out the Fashion National Guard.

dub said...

Clearly the fires of hell of all but melted the last remnants of Michaels WWJD bracelet.

dub said...

Thursday already??

Anonymous said...

In an attempt to look priestly, the post pop prince carried the "super sized" communion wafer.

molson said...

So where will you be when your brain laxative kicks in?

molson said...

Oh come on. No one wears white slacks with black shawls these days.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Yeth Mathter
Having milked the moon walk for more than it was worth, Mikey introduces the "Igor Shuffle in his new video, "Young Male Bride of Frankenstein" and his entire entourage is caught doing it.

robert said...

Genetically modified fruit.

steve o said...

Having run out of face, the King of Pop is now sporting hands detachable at the wrist.

steve o said...

The post-racial entertainer enters the post-facial part of his public life.

metalgarth said...

"I am not an animal... I am a man a human being" (The 'man' part is open for debate)

Whacko said...

Wait a minute! I resemble that remark!

Submariner said...

Apparently, they guy in the black sweatshirt just realized he's over 8...

Submariner said...

Jacko can't be doing too bad if he can afford Kanye West as his bodyguard...

sonicfrog said...

Holy Cow! Ralph Machio is dating Michael Jackson????

prince of leaves said...

Too-short niquab, visible chin, tight leggings, wrists showing -- no wonder the Mukhabarat hauled the filthy whore away for a stoning.

prince of leaves said...

Look on the bright side: were it not for this guy, we'd have to put up with Leo Decaprio AND Macaulay Culkin as twinky leading men.

prince of leaves said...

2016: President Barack Obama grows increasingly erratic towards the end of his second term.

Seoulman (R) said...

Mr. Jackson, burqas are just for the women.

Seoulman (R) said...

the King of Pop has become "Queen of the Weasels"

Seoulman (R) said...

Hi Ho Bubbles away!

What was that masked thing?

Seoulman (R) said...

Leper Leper Unclean Unclean

Seoulman (R) said...

Michael Jackson recently appeared in court after allegedly downloading and burning his own CD. Mr. Jackson seen here holding what could contain crucial evidence.

Whacko said...

This is what Michael wore in Bahrain. The Emir insisted.

sonicfrog said...

Phil Spector hope that the new get-up will draw more sympathy from the jury than his previous fashion fractures.

Submariner said...

ORA?

"Bene Gesserit!" the Baron thought. "The universe would be better rid of them all..."

conservativeteen said...

Blagojevich was almost to the airport when his disguise fell off.

Rachel said...

ORA?

"Bene Gesserit!" the Baron thought. "The universe would be better rid of them all..."

FINALLY!!!
an ORA I get :)