Wednesday, December 17, 2008
The Mask of Whacko
1. "Mr. Jackson, most of us refer to this retail establishment as 'Toys R Us,' not 'the Bait Store.'"
2. MJ was now so light in his loafers he required two personal assistants just to hold him down.
3. The one-time Prince of Pop is now too broke to even afford an Illinois senate seat.
4. "The restraining order at the elementary school applies to Mikaeel Jackson, not to El Zorro!"
5. Always on top of the latest trends in cosmetic surgery, Mikaeel immediately demanded a swastika tattoo on his chest.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Okay, Michael, you have the cup, now we just need to get your cardboard sign whipped up and you'll be raking in the quarters."
Best of flyovercountry
WV inksnoge, what they put on Jackson's nose to mark what to cut off.
Best of dub
Clearly the fires of hell of all but melted the last remnants of Michaels WWJD bracelet.
Best of molson
Oh come on. No one wears white slacks with black shawls these days.
Best of robert
Genetically modified fruit.
Best of sonicfrog
Holy Cow! Ralph Machio is dating Michael Jackson????
Best of prince of leaves
Too-short niquab, visible chin, tight leggings, wrists showing -- no wonder the Mukhabarat hauled the filthy whore away for a stoning.
Best of Seoulman (R)
Leper Leper Unclean Unclean
Best of Submariner
"Bene Gesserit!" the Baron thought. "The universe would be better rid of them all..."
Best of conservativeteen
Blagojevich was almost to the airport when his disguise fell off.