Wednesday, December 31, 2008

The Littlest Stalker

Duke of Red
1. There are two red chubbies in this picture.

2. Bobby longed for the day he'd be old enough to slip her out of that tight little black dress.... and slip it on himself.

3. What's the big deal. Lots of supermodels have dorky looking boyfriends.

4. With Bobby distracted by the supermodel in front of him, Bobby's dad felt free to indulge his ether addiction.

5. That's not a supermodel, that' s Serleena. I can see Johnny Knoxville's second head in the background!

Best of Jack Reacher
Bobby Ginger's new fall line was the hottest thing on the catwalk, but he wished at least one model had a waist size larger than his head.

Best of metalgarth
Ronald McDonald Jr's famous name didn't help him "get served" billions and billions of times.

Best of trigger girlie
In this version of a popular classic, Pinocchio started as a a human boy, but something made him woody.

Best of GregMan
Bobby gets a head start on watching attractive women walk away from him.

Best of Submariner
ORA:After being snubbed yet again, Ginger went home and built a rocket in his front yard.

Best of Submariner
Goonies shouldn't come to fashion parades.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Ginger-Dub sees muffin-top! Ginger-Dub is appalled!"

Best of molson
The alpha Ginger hungrily eyes his prey.

26 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Bobby Ginger's new fall line was the hottest thing on the catwalk, but he wished at least one model had a waist size larger than his head.

Jack Reacher said...

"Ginger-Dub sees muffin-top! Ginger-Dub is appalled!"

metalgarth said...

Ronald McDonald Jr's famous name didn't help him "get served" billions and billions of times.

trigger girlie said...

Chucky has finally found his bride

trigger girlie said...

In this version of a popular classic, Pinocchio started as a a human boy, but something made him woody.

Matt the Kostume said...

Introducing our new spokesmodel...no, not the chick in front, but the new CabbagePatch Kids spokesmodel, Rory O'Lard.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Kate B. gives new meaning to "little black dress" and single-handedly destroys the Plus-Size is Beautiful myth.
Perfect Thursday Babe to welcome in a new year, V. Do you live in Australia or is your watch running fast?

GregMan said...

A youthful Dub decides this chick is too fat for him, starting an obsession that would last the rest of his life.

GregMan said...

Man, Carrot-top has really let himself go.

GregMan said...

When Bobby Decided To Start Driving A Porsche.

GregMan said...

The sad thing is, the ginger kid has bigger boobies than she does.

GregMan said...

Bobby gets a head start on watching attractive women walk away from him.

racerboy said...

ORA: "With a snap of my fingers, I can raise hemlines so high the world is your gynecologist!"

WV: pofee - What is Ginger-boy's hair, Alex?

Submariner said...

ORA:

After being snubbed yet again, Ginger went home and built a rocket in his front yard.

Submariner said...

Somebody ought to tell that boy to exhale.

Submariner said...

Goonies shouldn't come to fashion parades.

Submariner said...

Girl in pink shirt thought bubble; "Gaia! I wish I had one like that..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

If any McDonald's execs read Caption This, you can bet they're frantically trying to track down the next Ronald.

WordVerify: whist - card game names? To stump automated exploits, shouldn't they be using complex chemical compounds, or Middle Eastern baby names?

dub said...

Jack Reacher said...
"Ginger-Dub sees muffin-top! Ginger-Dub is appalled!"


LOL!!

metalgarth said...

(caption that only Matt the Kostume can understand)

10 minutes later young Robert decided to pick up bass guitar, because rock 'n roll was his only shot at 'getting some'.

dadoctah said...

Young Master Scott Thompson, experiencing an epiphany that he would never get a shot at anything even close to what he lusted for, decided to devote his life to becoming a prop comic. Thus Carrot Top was born!

dadoctah said...

The first time the Kuciniches met, nobody could have guessed where it would lead.

molson said...

Resistance is futile. Gingers are everywhere. No human female can resist our massive frontal lobes and stunning crimson locks.

molson said...

The alpha Ginger hungrily eyes his prey.

Submariner said...

molson said...
Resistance is futile. Gingers are everywhere. No human female can resist our massive frontal lobes and stunning crimson locks.



Crimson? I kinda don' f'n think so; more of a day-glo orange from the 60's.

flyovercountry said...

The red headed step child climbed up on the barricade to get a better look at what he knew he would never have - large diamond earrings. And he was sad.