1. There are two red chubbies in this picture.
2. Bobby longed for the day he'd be old enough to slip her out of that tight little black dress.... and slip it on himself.
3. What's the big deal. Lots of supermodels have dorky looking boyfriends.
4. With Bobby distracted by the supermodel in front of him, Bobby's dad felt free to indulge his ether addiction.
5. That's not a supermodel, that' s Serleena. I can see Johnny Knoxville's second head in the background!
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Bobby Ginger's new fall line was the hottest thing on the catwalk, but he wished at least one model had a waist size larger than his head.
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Ronald McDonald Jr's famous name didn't help him "get served" billions and billions of times.
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In this version of a popular classic, Pinocchio started as a a human boy, but something made him woody.
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Bobby gets a head start on watching attractive women walk away from him.
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ORA:After being snubbed yet again, Ginger went home and built a rocket in his front yard.
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Goonies shouldn't come to fashion parades.
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"Ginger-Dub sees muffin-top! Ginger-Dub is appalled!"
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The alpha Ginger hungrily eyes his prey.
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Bobby Ginger's new fall line was the hottest thing on the catwalk, but he wished at least one model had a waist size larger than his head.
"Ginger-Dub sees muffin-top! Ginger-Dub is appalled!"
Ronald McDonald Jr's famous name didn't help him "get served" billions and billions of times.
Chucky has finally found his bride
In this version of a popular classic, Pinocchio started as a a human boy, but something made him woody.
Introducing our new spokesmodel...no, not the chick in front, but the new CabbagePatch Kids spokesmodel, Rory O'Lard.
Kate B. gives new meaning to "little black dress" and single-handedly destroys the Plus-Size is Beautiful myth.
Perfect Thursday Babe to welcome in a new year, V. Do you live in Australia or is your watch running fast?
A youthful Dub decides this chick is too fat for him, starting an obsession that would last the rest of his life.
Man, Carrot-top has really let himself go.
When Bobby Decided To Start Driving A Porsche.
The sad thing is, the ginger kid has bigger boobies than she does.
Bobby gets a head start on watching attractive women walk away from him.
ORA: "With a snap of my fingers, I can raise hemlines so high the world is your gynecologist!"
WV: pofee - What is Ginger-boy's hair, Alex?
ORA:
After being snubbed yet again, Ginger went home and built a rocket in his front yard.
Somebody ought to tell that boy to exhale.
Goonies shouldn't come to fashion parades.
Girl in pink shirt thought bubble; "Gaia! I wish I had one like that..."
If any McDonald's execs read Caption This, you can bet they're frantically trying to track down the next Ronald.
WordVerify: whist - card game names? To stump automated exploits, shouldn't they be using complex chemical compounds, or Middle Eastern baby names?
Jack Reacher said...
"Ginger-Dub sees muffin-top! Ginger-Dub is appalled!"
LOL!!
(caption that only Matt the Kostume can understand)
10 minutes later young Robert decided to pick up bass guitar, because rock 'n roll was his only shot at 'getting some'.
Young Master Scott Thompson, experiencing an epiphany that he would never get a shot at anything even close to what he lusted for, decided to devote his life to becoming a prop comic. Thus Carrot Top was born!
The first time the Kuciniches met, nobody could have guessed where it would lead.
Resistance is futile. Gingers are everywhere. No human female can resist our massive frontal lobes and stunning crimson locks.
The alpha Ginger hungrily eyes his prey.
molson said...
Resistance is futile. Gingers are everywhere. No human female can resist our massive frontal lobes and stunning crimson locks.
Crimson? I kinda don' f'n think so; more of a day-glo orange from the 60's.
The red headed step child climbed up on the barricade to get a better look at what he knew he would never have - large diamond earrings. And he was sad.
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