Tuesday, December 30, 2008
1. Ironically, right in the middle of his rendition of Madonna's "Burning Up," Bruce's privates caught fire.
2. Bruce's genital lice have have just elected a new pope.
3. One of the lesser known "troubles with tribbles."
4. The act never recovered after Lance and his saxophone ran off with Santa to Fire Island.
5. A week after performing at Barney Frank's Christmas party, Bruce was made CEO of Fannie Mae.
Best of Submariner
♪ Chest and nuts roasting on an open fire...♪
Best of Jack Reacher
"No, governor Blagojovich, the expressing is Singing like a bird, not like a...whatever."
Best of dub
Still on his first song, and already $23 in his G-string....AOD just knew he'd make a killing performing at his family reunion.
Best of dadoctah
Friends don't let friends put XTC in the eggnog.
Best of Kaptain Krude
Best of Matt the Kostume
Risky Business II: Sometimes, you just gotta say WTF is this???
Best of sonicfrog
OK, the Rosie O'Donnell variety show was bad enough, so who was the genius executive who thought it would be a good idea to give Andrew Sullivan a crack at it.