Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Karaoke Tuesday


1. Ironically, right in the middle of his rendition of Madonna's "Burning Up," Bruce's privates caught fire.

2. Bruce's genital lice have have just elected a new pope.

3. One of the lesser known "troubles with tribbles."

4. The act never recovered after Lance and his saxophone ran off with Santa to Fire Island.

5. A week after performing at Barney Frank's Christmas party, Bruce was made CEO of Fannie Mae.

Best of Submariner
♪ Chest and nuts roasting on an open fire...♪

Best of Jack Reacher
"No, governor Blagojovich, the expressing is Singing like a bird, not like a...whatever."

Best of dub
Still on his first song, and already $23 in his G-string....AOD just knew he'd make a killing performing at his family reunion.

Best of dadoctah
Friends don't let friends put XTC in the eggnog.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Puff Daddy

Best of Matt the Kostume
Risky Business II: Sometimes, you just gotta say WTF is this???

Best of sonicfrog
OK, the Rosie O'Donnell variety show was bad enough, so who was the genius executive who thought it would be a good idea to give Andrew Sullivan a crack at it.

38 comments:

Submariner said...

I dunno, I liked Steve Martin's act better when he was just a banjo player with an arrow through his head...

Submariner said...

Dub's a singer? Who knew?

Submariner said...

♪ Chest and nuts roasting on an open fire...♪

Submariner said...

Matt Damon sure has a fun time at Ben Afflac's parties...

Submariner said...

Sheesh, AoD - what'd Mom put in your eggnog?

Jack Reacher said...

A word to the wise--when he sees that at the bottom of the chimney, Santa's going to skip your house.

Jack Reacher said...

"No, governor Blagojovich, the expressing is Singing like a bird, not like a...whatever."

dub said...

Still on his first song, and already $23 in his G-string....AOD just knew he'd make a killing performing at his family reunion.

dub said...

As AOM watched AOD sing, she couldnt help but lament over how the stockings were the only things in this picture that were hung.

prince of leaves said...

That white fluff is not actually part of his g-string - Haggis forgot to clean up after a quickie in the sheepshed before the show.

flyovercountry said...

dub said...

As AOM watched AOD sing, she couldnt help but lament over how the stockings were the only things in this picture that were hung.


Now that's funny.

flyovercountry said...

You think the photo is bad, imagine a photo of whoever is putting dollars in the g-string.

flyovercountry said...

All I Want For Christmas is Two More Inches was a big kereokie hit among certain members of the San Francisco crowd.

WV butdrive, I kid you not. It must be a sign of some sort.

dadoctah said...

Friends don't let friends put XTC in the eggnog.

Kaptain Krude said...

Puff Daddy

Kaptain Krude said...

"I've always wanted a puff piece done on me," Sully sighed satisfactorally.


wv: chutato - the potato you put in the front of your pants for the bulge

prince of leaves said...

Judging from the puff of smoke, Jeremy's hunka hunka burnin' love is more like a sputtering tea-light..

Matt the Kostume said...

Risky Business II: Sometimes, you just gotta say WTF is this???

Army of Mom said...

dub said...

As AOM watched AOD sing, she couldnt help but lament over how the stockings were the only things in this picture that were hung.
,

I think someone is projecting ... and that would be dub.

Army of Mom said...

singing:

And I'm too sexy for my hat, Too sexy for my hat, what do you think about that?

Army of Mom said...

Damn bargain strip-a-gram sent me some pre-pubescent Anson Williams.

*sigh*

Army of Mom said...

And, after this warm-up act ... came the main event. See those stockings hanging on the fireplace? Yeah, that is more like what Army of Dad had to wear for HIS Red Hot Chili Peppers style act.

Army of Mom said...

Sadly, dub's powder puff groin decoration couldn't make change for a dollar as requested by most of the women in the room.

Army of Mom said...

Hey good looking, I'll be back to pick you up later.

Army of Mom said...

Oddly enough, dub looks like he's familiar with long cylindrical objects in his hand and that close to his mouth.

Passionate Conservative said...

Big deal, so you can tie a cherry stem into a knot with your teeth. Look what I can do with dental floss!

molson said...

Who said they never let poor Rudolph play in any reindeer games?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Comedian Fred Willard's career includes Second City, Fernwood 2 Night, Roseanne and Everybody Loves Raymond; but this home video reveals his fantasy job... Chippendale dancer.

WordVerify: topshumi - japanese dom?

dadoctah said...

"...and if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!"

sonicfrog said...

OK, the Rosie O'Donnell variety show was bad enough, so who was the genius executive who thought it would be a good idea to give Andrew Sullivan a crack at it.

VerWord: popoist

sonicfrog said...

Worst case of crotch fungus I've ever seen.

Ver Word: jazomos

sonicfrog said...

(since were taking swipes at each other)

Look at his butt cheek. Sad thing is, that's already more money than Submariner's earned all year.

sonicfrog said...

(since we're taking swipes at each other)

Anyone else notice that the usually prolific poison pen of Son of Godfather is conspicuously missing on this caption? SOG, is there something you need to tell us????

GregMan said...

The entertainment at the Inaugural Ball was about as wierd as expected, given that a democrat had won the election.

GregMan said...

Yet another Cher fan sings to the tune of "If I Could Turn Back Time".

wv - nermall - not by a long shot he ain't

dub said...

Fire poker? Damn near rectumed.

Whacko said...

"Don we now our gay apparel."

Submariner said...

♪ Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle "all the way!" ♪