1. Some people apparently think O.J. got off too easily.
2. "Hey, kid, how'd you like to come to Chicago and become a respected educator?"
3. Too bad Cynthia McKinney's father wasn't around to help with his spelling.
4. "Dammit, this is the last time I let Joe Biden proofread my protest sign."
5. Geico was happy, their new spokesman would save them a fortune on caveman make-up.
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Once Fareed got the idea that all citrus drinks were forbidden under Sharia law, there was no talking him out of it.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Why, yes, my name is Mohammed. How did you guess?"
Best of Dan... just Dan
Nice. Making fun of an out-of-work ACORN community organizer auditioning for his new job with CAIR. Read his story. Educate yourself. Morons.
Best of prince of leaves
In a statement from Crawford today, President Bush called for calm, while behind the scenes he worked to yet again restrain Tropicana's military response to ongoing missile attacks and other violent provocations by militant Starbuckstinians.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Hookahs on Phonics works for me!"
Best of attmay
Pepsi's really phoning it in with this new commercial.
Best of Whacko
So I'm guessing that this is part of Gov. Patterson's campaign to sell the 'fat tax' to New Yorkers?
Best of Rodney Dill
Earnest was later stoned for being anti-semantic
Best of Passionate Conservative
...what you didn't see was the reverse side, which read, "...and I want my 72 vermins..."
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The Milk Board in some parts of the world are really hardcore.
Best of Rodney Dill
"OK, now for the Christians, Habib... put up the death to all genitals sign."
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Some people take their hatred of Jacko to the extreme!
That had BETTER be an AK47 poking me, Ahmed...
Another fine product of the Chicago Public school system is publicly outed.
Once Fareed got the idea that all citrus drinks were forbidden under Sharia law, there was no talking him out of it.
"Why, yes, my name is Mohammed. How did you guess?"
"I know it gives you heartburn, Mohammed, but a lot of people enjoy it. And it's healthy!"
Marketers for Jack LaLanne's Power Juicer saw ever more outrageous advertising as their key to success.
If Achmed had gone to a good madrassa instead of a Chicago public school, paradoxically his spelling would have been better but he wouldn't have learned as much about islamic terrorism.
The skills he learned in street protests served Islamic Rage Boy well once he became a dietitian.
obama's initial choice for Sec of Education, Achmed Lik-Kamel, failed his vetting miserably.
Nice. Making fun of an out-of-work ACORN community organizer auditioning for his new job with CAIR. Read his story. Educate yourself. Morons.
In a statement from Crawford today, President Bush called for calm, while behind the scenes he worked to yet again restrain Tropicana's military response to ongoing missile attacks and other violent provocations by militant Starbuckstinians.
It was only after his friends laughed at his stupidity that Ahmed realized he'd been punked yet again by Protest Warrior.
Despite all their telegenic rage, People for the Ethical Treatment of Citrus met with little success in their campaign for more humane beverages.
"Did you see where that infidel who took my juice went? He said something about praying to a bust of Burt Reynolds."
What? What do you mean I didn't spell it right? Of course I did. I passed sign making in my jihad university with straight A's.
All your Juice are belong to Hamas.
Look, Ahmed, you really should give pomegranite juice a chance. They're not ALL bad, you know.
"Hookahs on Phonics works for me!"
wv: forliz - not forlorn. Alternate meaning: in favor of public displays of affection from lesbians
With monors like this, how the blue f*ck did the Christians lose the Crusades?
Voted most likely to have sex with a syphilitic camel at his madrassa, it was Akmed's proudest moment... until now.
Running out of causes célèbres, the terrorist group MJ (Moisture Jihadis) randomly pelt juice, coffee, cola and bottled water executives with spit balls and water balloons because of their "culpability for bedwetting problems plaguing 3rd world countries."
Unemployed and broke, Ahmad said his curious placard was a cry for help. Quite literally, he didn't have a pot to p*ss in.
Pepsi's really phoning it in with this new commercial.
So I'm guessing that this is part of Gov. Patterson's campaign to sell the 'fat tax' to New Yorkers?
♪ It's up to you, New York, New York... ♪
Earnest was later stoned for being anti-semantic
...what you didn't see was the reverse side, which read, "...and I want my 72 vermins..."
"But this man I met, V the K, claimed this is how they spell joo in America. Why would he lie?" Ahkmed gets punked.
The Milk Board in some parts of the world are really hardcore.
Perfect. You can be the "moderate" voice at our debate on CNN.
A BBC reporter picks a random person to get the opinion of the average person on the street.
Spelling consultant; Dan Quayle
"OK, now for the Christians, Habib... put up the death to all genitals sign."
NO Ahmed, that is not the reach around I meant!
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