Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Hating Israel - So Simple a Caveman Can Do It


1. Some people apparently think O.J. got off too easily.

2. "Hey, kid, how'd you like to come to Chicago and become a respected educator?"

3. Too bad Cynthia McKinney's father wasn't around to help with his spelling.

4. "Dammit, this is the last time I let Joe Biden proofread my protest sign."

5. Geico was happy, their new spokesman would save them a fortune on caveman make-up.

Best of GregMan
Once Fareed got the idea that all citrus drinks were forbidden under Sharia law, there was no talking him out of it.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Why, yes, my name is Mohammed. How did you guess?"

Best of Dan... just Dan
Nice. Making fun of an out-of-work ACORN community organizer auditioning for his new job with CAIR. Read his story. Educate yourself. Morons.

Best of prince of leaves
In a statement from Crawford today, President Bush called for calm, while behind the scenes he worked to yet again restrain Tropicana's military response to ongoing missile attacks and other violent provocations by militant Starbuckstinians.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Hookahs on Phonics works for me!"

Best of attmay
Pepsi's really phoning it in with this new commercial.

Best of Whacko
So I'm guessing that this is part of Gov. Patterson's campaign to sell the 'fat tax' to New Yorkers?

Best of Rodney Dill
Earnest was later stoned for being anti-semantic

Best of Passionate Conservative
...what you didn't see was the reverse side, which read, "...and I want my 72 vermins..."

Best of steve o
The Milk Board in some parts of the world are really hardcore.

Best of Rodney Dill
"OK, now for the Christians, Habib... put up the death to all genitals sign."

35 comments:

Submariner said...

Some people take their hatred of Jacko to the extreme!

Submariner said...

That had BETTER be an AK47 poking me, Ahmed...

GregMan said...

Another fine product of the Chicago Public school system is publicly outed.

GregMan said...

Once Fareed got the idea that all citrus drinks were forbidden under Sharia law, there was no talking him out of it.

Jack Reacher said...

"Why, yes, my name is Mohammed. How did you guess?"

Jack Reacher said...

"I know it gives you heartburn, Mohammed, but a lot of people enjoy it. And it's healthy!"

Jack Reacher said...

Marketers for Jack LaLanne's Power Juicer saw ever more outrageous advertising as their key to success.

GregMan said...

If Achmed had gone to a good madrassa instead of a Chicago public school, paradoxically his spelling would have been better but he wouldn't have learned as much about islamic terrorism.

GregMan said...

The skills he learned in street protests served Islamic Rage Boy well once he became a dietitian.

jj said...

obama's initial choice for Sec of Education, Achmed Lik-Kamel, failed his vetting miserably.

Dan... just Dan said...

Nice. Making fun of an out-of-work ACORN community organizer auditioning for his new job with CAIR. Read his story. Educate yourself. Morons.

prince of leaves said...

In a statement from Crawford today, President Bush called for calm, while behind the scenes he worked to yet again restrain Tropicana's military response to ongoing missile attacks and other violent provocations by militant Starbuckstinians.

prince of leaves said...

It was only after his friends laughed at his stupidity that Ahmed realized he'd been punked yet again by Protest Warrior.

prince of leaves said...

Despite all their telegenic rage, People for the Ethical Treatment of Citrus met with little success in their campaign for more humane beverages.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Did you see where that infidel who took my juice went? He said something about praying to a bust of Burt Reynolds."

flyovercountry said...

What? What do you mean I didn't spell it right? Of course I did. I passed sign making in my jihad university with straight A's.

Matt the Kostume said...

All your Juice are belong to Hamas.

Matt the Kostume said...

Look, Ahmed, you really should give pomegranite juice a chance. They're not ALL bad, you know.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hookahs on Phonics works for me!"

wv: forliz - not forlorn. Alternate meaning: in favor of public displays of affection from lesbians

Passionate Conservative said...

With monors like this, how the blue f*ck did the Christians lose the Crusades?

molson said...

Voted most likely to have sex with a syphilitic camel at his madrassa, it was Akmed's proudest moment... until now.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Running out of causes célèbres, the terrorist group MJ (Moisture Jihadis) randomly pelt juice, coffee, cola and bottled water executives with spit balls and water balloons because of their "culpability for bedwetting problems plaguing 3rd world countries."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Unemployed and broke, Ahmad said his curious placard was a cry for help. Quite literally, he didn't have a pot to p*ss in.

attmay said...

Pepsi's really phoning it in with this new commercial.

Whacko said...

So I'm guessing that this is part of Gov. Patterson's campaign to sell the 'fat tax' to New Yorkers?

Submariner said...

♪ It's up to you, New York, New York... ♪

Rodney Dill said...

Earnest was later stoned for being anti-semantic

Passionate Conservative said...

...what you didn't see was the reverse side, which read, "...and I want my 72 vermins..."

conservativeteen said...

"But this man I met, V the K, claimed this is how they spell joo in America. Why would he lie?" Ahkmed gets punked.

steve o said...

The Milk Board in some parts of the world are really hardcore.

steve o said...

Perfect. You can be the "moderate" voice at our debate on CNN.

steve o said...

A BBC reporter picks a random person to get the opinion of the average person on the street.

Submariner said...

Spelling consultant; Dan Quayle

Rodney Dill said...

"OK, now for the Christians, Habib... put up the death to all genitals sign."

Army of Dad said...

NO Ahmed, that is not the reach around I meant!