1. Headin' home on the A-Train after one Hilldawg's final senate Christmas party.
2. Sanjay didn't think any of his Twitter followers would believe what he was seeing... if he had any Twitter followers.
3. Sanjay strongly disapproved of the disgusting display. But then, Sanjay was a total fag.
4. Sanjay was just bitter over being caught in the latest indictment of V the K's phony high and might morality.
5. "Hey, if you know a better way of exchanging long protein strands, I'd like to hear it!"
Best of Jack Reacher
Sanjay thought "If a few of that guy's favorite things don't quit poking me in the leg, I'm gonna smack him."
Best of Jack Reacher
Sanjay knew enough not to make eye contact on the subway, but wondered why tonsil contact was okay.
Best of Kaptain Krude
I saw my brother's girlfriend kissing Santa Claus.
Best of Matt the Kostume
Thing 1 and Thing 2 always get this way around the holidays...
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Sanjay thought "If a few of that guy's favorite things don't quit poking me in the leg, I'm gonna smack him."
Sanjay knew enough not to make eye contact on the subway, but wondered why tonsil contact was okay.
(man on right): "Hmpf... I always wanted to be a jolly old elf."
I saw my brother's girlfriend kissing Santa Claus.
Obama's Kenyan cousin and 2 kissing cousins.
wv: gymplog - pronounced "gimp-log" or "gym-plog"
Obama's Kenyan cousin snorted to himself, "These are not the Santa Clauses I once knew".
The girl Santa would soon be very saddened to learn that the boy Santa had been stuffing his stocking.
What Chuck Taylor REALLY had in mind...
wv: lipperum. Lipperum? Damn near killedum!
For 5 months, Ruth used the patent-pending Subby Buddy to keep creeps at bay. Her mistake was dressing in costume on Take Your Kid to Work Day... damn kids wanted to sit in Santa's lap, and the jig was up.
Thought bubble; "Why can't he just wait until tonight to come down her chimney?"
How elves are made.
Thing 1 and Thing 2 always get this way around the holidays...
Ironically, I have that outfit and matching girlfriend.
so much for my low profile.
Merry Christmas Army of Dad. I found the costumes and mugging were the best way to get them (the topless elves from Merry Christmas monors) home in tact on the subway. Well, they were mostly in tact. I hate being left out.
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