Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Don we now our gay apparel



1. To thank him for his piece of the bailout, Santa had the elves whip up something special for Barney Frank's stocking.

2. "For Christmas, all I want is an end to hatred and intolerance... and for everybody who voted for Prop 8 to have their faces chewed off by rats!"

3. "And if it's in your power, Santa, please have science come up with a cure for gayface."

4. "Hard rubber butt-plugs and bath house fistings,
Butch bondage bottoms tied up with strings/These are a few of my favorite things..."

5. "No, I'm not here to tell you what I want for Christmas, I just escaped from Ryan Seacrest's house. Call the cops! Now!"

Wicked Best of prince of leaves
Bruce was the one kid who never had any interest in getting his two front teeth for Christmas.

Best of The Man
Noone asks Santa what he wants for Christmas, for good reasons.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"And could you find some way to keep those Germans from bombing Pearl Harbor, Santa?" Gary could always tell when a reader from Puff Ho had been reading that sick intercourse V the K's blog.

Best of kg
Jimmy's thought bubble "Is that Santa's Clarinet that I'm sitting on?"

Best of prince of leaves
John Gibson was in a pickle: should he be enraged about gay pedophile Santas destroying the sanctity of Christmas, or ABC's hidden camera expose entrapping them?

Best of molson
Sorry there Butt-Buddy-Boy, but Santa only stuffs Christmas stockings. Now why don't you take your red nut huggers and prance on outta here.

Best of Double the U
Richard Simmons, the high school band years.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Now I know why Billy Bob Thornton's character was always drunk."

Best of GregMan
"...and an Inflatable Rubber Cowboy, and a huge pink dildo with spiky things sticking out of it, and some gladiator movies on DVD, and..." Santa wishes he had never asked the CapThis regular what he wanted for Christmas.

Best of Submariner
Santa's thought bubble; "I wish I knew how to gift you..."

Best of sonicfrog
"Mmmeeeeerrrryyyyyyyy Twinksmas!!!!!!!!"

Best of sonicfrog
During this years turn as Santa, Ned quickly came to regret his typo when he requested a "Saxy" Santa's Helper.

Best of flyovercountry
Bruce, who aspired to be just like Bill Clinton, had one major problem to overcome...

Best of Matt the Kostume
How Will Farrell landed the role of Buddy the Elf.

36 comments:

The Man said...

Noone asks Santa what he wants for Christmas, for good reasons.

Kaptain Krude said...

"And could you find some way to keep those Germans from bombing Pearl Harbor, Santa?" Gary could always tell when a reader from Puff Ho had been reading that sick intercourse V the K's blog.

wv: undoxin - what Santa had to do to his pants after this picture.

divine miss m said...

"And this one time? At band camp...?"

Kaptain Krude said...

From the grin on Santa's face, we know that this is not the Santa from the banner pic.

kg said...

NAMBLA's holiday card.

satted said...

I just can't understand why America is losing is position in the world????

kg said...

Jimmy's thought bubble "Is that Santa's Clarinet that I'm sitting on?"

kg said...

Santa's thought bubble "hard rubber butt plugs, bath house fistings, butch bondage bottoms... WTF are those things? What happened to toy cars and dinosaurs? And a gerbil? What for?"

kg said...

Santa finally understood the letters he got from Jimmy every year..... Barbies, dollhouses, make-up kit, training bra, red panties, ky gel....

prince of leaves said...

Bruce was the one kid who never had any interest in getting his two front teeth for Christmas.

prince of leaves said...

John Gibson was in a pickle: should he be enraged about gay pedophile Santas destroying the sanctity of Christmas, or ABC's hidden camera expose entrapping them?

Rodney Dill said...

"Ever play a skin flute Billy?"

molson said...

Sorry there Butt-Buddy-Boy, but Santa only stuffs Christmas stockings. Now why don't you take your red nut huggers and prance on outta here.

Two Dogs said...

Um, okay, there exists no rational explanation for this photograph. It simply cannot be explained.

Double the U said...

Richard Simmons, the high school band years.

Jack Reacher said...

"Now I know why Billy Bob Thornton's character was always drunk."

Jack Reacher said...

This is the only Christmas display allowed by the Boulder County School District.

Jack Reacher said...

"No, Timmy, Santa doesn't want to blow your horn."

Jack Reacher said...

An Al Franken supporter asks Santa for a few more magic ballots.

GregMan said...

"...and an Inflatable Rubber Cowboy, and a huge pink dildo with spiky things sticking out of it, and some gladiator movies on DVD, and..." Santa wishes he had never asked the CapThis regular what he wanted for Christmas.

GregMan said...

"Let me get this straight, kid - you want me to put YOU in Andrew Sullivan's Christmas Stocking this year?"

GregMan said...

The Obamessiah Edukation Department allowed some public high schools to keep putting on their Christmas Pageants, but with a few, um, progressive modifications...

GregMan said...

Santa thought it could not possibly get any worse, but then Bruce's laxative kicked in.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

It's not commonly known, but Will Farrell got his start as the gay dummy on SNL's holiday spoof of A Miracle on 34th Street. The ventriloquist kept flubbing his line... "Just put your lips together and blow."

mandible claw said...

Ghey wishlist from gubmint Santa on the first day of Christmas:

A decision in the Ninth Circuit ..

To overturn Proposition Eight..




(reaching? yeah probably)

Submariner said...

Apparently, Will Ferrell agreed to star in Ang Lee's remake of "Prancer."

Submariner said...

Santa's thought bubble; "I wish I knew how to gift you..."

sonicfrog said...

"Mmmeeeeerrrryyyyyyyy Twinksmas!!!!!!!!"

ver word: rhimoutu

sonicfrog said...

♫ Santa won't you blow,
Santa won't you blow,
Santa won't you blow
my hor, or, orn..... ♫

sonicfrog said...

During this years turn as Santa, Ned quickly came to regret his typo when he requested a "Saxy" Santa's Helper.

flyovercountry said...

Bruce, who aspired to be just like Bill Clinton, had one major problem to overcome...

Matt the Kostume said...

They had a strict, "Don't ask, don't tell" policy at the North Pole. However, they were a little more lenient on the "No pants, no service" rule.

Matt the Kostume said...

How Will Farrell landed the role of Buddy the Elf.

Dactyl said...

Barack Obama's other half brother was known for his blues saxophone and tight shorts.

WV: bulled. Ahem.

Submariner said...

Billy confided to Santa that; "...unlike Walmart's, I'll be open all night on Christmas Eve for either pick-ups OR deliveries."

Julie the Jarhead said...

I just stopped by to say that this picture creeps me out on so many levels.