Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Don we now our gay apparel
1. To thank him for his piece of the bailout, Santa had the elves whip up something special for Barney Frank's stocking.
2. "For Christmas, all I want is an end to hatred and intolerance... and for everybody who voted for Prop 8 to have their faces chewed off by rats!"
3. "And if it's in your power, Santa, please have science come up with a cure for gayface."
4. "Hard rubber butt-plugs and bath house fistings,
Butch bondage bottoms tied up with strings/These are a few of my favorite things..."
5. "No, I'm not here to tell you what I want for Christmas, I just escaped from Ryan Seacrest's house. Call the cops! Now!"
Wicked Best of prince of leaves
Bruce was the one kid who never had any interest in getting his two front teeth for Christmas.
Best of The Man
Noone asks Santa what he wants for Christmas, for good reasons.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"And could you find some way to keep those Germans from bombing Pearl Harbor, Santa?" Gary could always tell when a reader from Puff Ho had been reading that sick intercourse V the K's blog.
Best of kg
Jimmy's thought bubble "Is that Santa's Clarinet that I'm sitting on?"
Best of prince of leaves
John Gibson was in a pickle: should he be enraged about gay pedophile Santas destroying the sanctity of Christmas, or ABC's hidden camera expose entrapping them?
Best of molson
Sorry there Butt-Buddy-Boy, but Santa only stuffs Christmas stockings. Now why don't you take your red nut huggers and prance on outta here.
Best of Double the U
Richard Simmons, the high school band years.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Now I know why Billy Bob Thornton's character was always drunk."
Best of GregMan
"...and an Inflatable Rubber Cowboy, and a huge pink dildo with spiky things sticking out of it, and some gladiator movies on DVD, and..." Santa wishes he had never asked the CapThis regular what he wanted for Christmas.
Best of Submariner
Santa's thought bubble; "I wish I knew how to gift you..."
Best of sonicfrog
Best of sonicfrog
During this years turn as Santa, Ned quickly came to regret his typo when he requested a "Saxy" Santa's Helper.
Best of flyovercountry
Bruce, who aspired to be just like Bill Clinton, had one major problem to overcome...
Best of Matt the Kostume
How Will Farrell landed the role of Buddy the Elf.