Saturday, December 20, 2008

Child of teh Doom

Army of Mom

1. "For unto us is born this day, in the city of Westland, a gangster..."

2. Counting on their fingers, the couple tried to figure out the odds that Pablo was the baby's actual father.

3. Using Rock, Paper, Scissors, Pablo and Tiffany tried to decide between naming the baby Juan Pablo Jesus Guillermo or Tupac.

4. Unfortunately, the Obstetrician belonged to the Bloods, and upon seeing them flash Crip signs capped all three of them.

5. "Start a college fund? Surely, you jest."

Best of flyovercountry
Mary knew that now, with a baby, Adolfo would be her husband forever, or at least until Obama granted him amnesty.

Best of Jay Guevara
The maternity ward nurse took the kid's footprints, and then debated whether to take his fingerprints while she was at it.

Best of Silhouette
Tracing an illustrious lineage back to the court of Henry V, Niles and Janie Sue Billington marked the birth of the future 12th earl with the Agincourt salute.

Best of prince of leaves
Juan and Tammy, both deafmute, pantomime their request for little Tupac's circumcision.

Best of Jack Reacher
Nobody was surprised when the first complete sentence spoken by Hector and Tina's baby was "You talkin' to me?"

Best of Matt the Kostume
Hector and Beeker's daughter were relieved to see that the baby was born with a fully-formed mouth and jaw.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Hi, I'm here recruiting for the local Montessori school, and...oh...sorry. Wrong room."

Best of sonicfrog
So this is what Ashley Todd has been up to.... or down to.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Pablo flashed his gang sign. Tammy signaled what was going to happen to Pablo's "junk" once she was up and about.

Best of Submariner
In the background, a banjo is playing "La Bamba."

28 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

New Californicatia's gay marriage and adoption requirements were flexible. Either Tom or Frank would have to play the "mommy" from the "birth" of their future gangbanger. Frank lost the toss... and a nation loses its lunch.

WordVerify: trownit - statement made by a minority quarterback in a huddle, i.e., "I'm trownit to you."

molson said...

Meet the NINJA's.

molson said...

Mama and Poppa can't wait until Baby's first tat.

Mike Oxard said...

As soon as this photo was snapped, they went to work on #3....

Achilles said...

According to Andrew Sullivan,it's possible for her to already be pregnant with number three.

flyovercountry said...

Surenos gang signs that mean, "Pay our hospital bill, are you crazy, that's what people who work are for."

flyovercountry said...

Mary knew that now, with a baby, Adolfo would be her husband forever, or at least until Obama granted him amnesty.

Matt the Kostume said...

Mom and Dad each display their combined IQ points. Alas, none left for baby...

Matt the Kostume said...

Their parole officers were against the 'mixed' marriage: reasoning that idiots and monors should not reproduce.

Jay Guevara said...

Looks like we're gonna need another prison bond issue.

Jay Guevara said...

The maternity ward nurse took the kid's footprints, and then debated whether to take his fingerprints while she was at it.

Jay Guevara said...

Mom and Dad agreed on how many other guys might in fact be the father.

Silhouette said...

Tracing an illustrious lineage back to the court of Henry V, Niles and Janie Sue Billington marked the birth of the future 12th earl with the Agincourt salute.

/decided to go another way with the joke

prince of leaves said...

Juan and Tammy, both deafmute, pantomime their request for little Tupac's circumcision.

Jack Reacher said...

Nobody was surprised when the first complete sentence spoken by Hector and Tina's baby was "You talkin' to me?"

wf: recked. Yep, you said it.

Matt the Kostume said...

Hector and Beeker's daughter were relieved to see that the baby was born with a fully-formed mouth and jaw.

robert said...

Family values don't stop at the Rio Grande.

Tonight on 20/20, the coming Idiocracy.

At least gay couples in Arkansas can't adopt otherwise we'd be in real trouble.

Jack Reacher said...

V.--"in the city of Wayne?" What about Taylor?

Jay Guevara said...

"Hi, I'm here recruiting for the local Montessori school, and...oh...sorry. Wrong room."

sonicfrog said...

Army of Mom and Army of Dad try to salute V the K, but the epidural hasn't quite wore off yet.

sonicfrog said...

So this is what Ashley Todd has been up to.... or down to.

Jay Guevara said...

Darwin was wrong, vol. 17.

Matt the Kostume said...

"No, I'm sorry, still wrong. Once again, what is the number on Hector's hat??"

Matt the Kostume said...

Herve Villechaize celebrates his 25th birthday with his mom and dad. Looks like Herve had a leetle too much to drink.

Whacko said...

This baby is stolen! I mean, c'mon, look at the cute baby. Now look at the parentards. I rest my case.

Kaptain Krude said...

Pablo flashed his gang sign. Tammy signaled what was going to happen to Pablo's "junk" once she was up and about.

mandible claw said...

Lorena (R) indicates with a hand signal that she intends to stop at one child. Her new man Juan (L), mistaking it for the international Peace symbol, innocently follows suit.

Submariner said...

In the background, a banjo is playing "La Bamba."