Sunday, December 21, 2008

Calvin at the S'Quad?



Best of molson
Satanic Claus comes to town. Game over Frosty... Game over.

Best of prince of leaves
2023: the Great Democrat Depression finally over, the relieved American people felt increasingly free to make joking (if dark) references even to the terrible Cannibal Winter of 2011.

Best of Silhouette
It all started when evil Bush allowed all that arsenic in groundwater.

Best of conservativeteen
When asked, the answer people gave the most was "It must be how Michael Moore's food feels."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Granny Smeltzer hoped to discourage little Stephen King from sneaking into her kitchen to pig out on holiday cookies. She told him bedtime stories about the marzipan monster who ate bad little kids. Warped him pretty good.

Best of Whacko
Winter festival snow art at the psych hospital.

Best of Submariner
Said the artist; "I call it 'Algore and the Gobal Warming Unbelievers.' Miniatures suitable for your coffee table are available in your choice of styrene or plastic for only $368.75"

Best of Dactyl
'In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming,' my frozen ass! Run for it!!

Best of Army of Mom
Clearly not the work of Andres Serrano.

23 comments:

molson said...

Satanic Claus comes to town. Game over Frosty... Game over.

flyovercountry said...

You'll be able to do this in your living room after Obama puts his global warming policies in place.

Jack Reacher said...

Snow Man? White male; Obviously he needed to be destroyed for the Greater Good.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Call me Ishmael" - an icy metaphor for Hyperinflation... coming to a town near you by 2012 courtesy of the fat cats, incompetent bureaucrats and traitors in Congress.
The White Whale swam before him as the monomaniac incarnation of all those malicious agencies which some deep men feel eating in them, till they are left living on with half a heart and half a lung. ~Moby Dick

prince of leaves said...

2023: the Great Democrat Depression finally over, the relieved American people felt increasingly free to make joking (if dark) references even to the terrible Cannibal Winter of 2011.

prince of leaves said...

"Don't you SEE? The fact that this picture is from Mexico City in late August just PROVES that Global Warming is accelerating perilously!" Al Gore dug in his h
eels, growing increasingly shrill as the planet grew increasingly chilly.

Rodney Dill said...

Where are that kid and damn tiger anyway?

Silhouette said...

It all started when evil Bush allowed all that arsenic in groundwater.

conservativeteen said...

*nom nom nom*

or

When asked, the answer people gave the most was "It must be how Michael Moore's food feels."

conservativeteen said...

The artist claimed it was an interprative sclupting of what would happen if Rosie O'donnel is locked in a room with no other food source besides interns.



WV:Brosogra. A name fit for the snow beast?

mega said...

Subject: Annual Picnic!
Where: Courtyard of the IPCC building
When: August 1, 2008

See you all there!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Granny Smeltzer hoped to discourage little Stephen King from sneaking into her kitchen to pig out on holiday cookies. She told him bedtime stories about the marzipan monster who ate bad little kids. Warped him pretty good.

WordVerify: duotwo - kinda redundant, dontcha think?

Whacko said...

Winter festival snow art at the psych hospital.

Submariner said...

I may not know art, but I know what I like.

Submariner said...

Said the artist; "I call it 'Algore and the Gobal Warming Unbelievers.' Miniatures suitable for your coffee table are available in your choice of styrene or plastic for only $368.75"

Submariner said...

hmmmmmmmmm - I wonder which figure the dogs of the hood WON'T lift their leg on?

dub said...

Its just like all of you Bush supporters to enjoy only White snowmen. Would it kill you to include an African Obama American snowman??

dub said...

In looking at the snowmen, I havent seen that many rolls since a couple of Thursdays ago.

Dactyl said...

'In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming,' my frozen ass! Run for it!!

Army of Mom said...

I'll teach you damn snowmen for throwing your snowballs at me!

Army of Mom said...

Snowman halitosis.

Army of Mom said...

Clearly not the work of Andres Serrano.

Submariner said...

Apparently, Cthulu considers snowcones the perfect appetizer for tiger steaks.