Thursday, December 25, 2008

Bitch and Stitch


Best of kg
Ho Ho Ho. Actually, just one Ho.

Best of Jack Reacher
All grown up now, little Ralphie still dreams of a Christmas gift that will have him shooting all day.

Best of prince of leaves
Standard Cap #23: Seconds later, the cute, fuzzy little alien critter disjointed his jaw and swallowed Brandee in one gulp.

Best of mega
White House Christmas parties took on a certain urban flavor under the Obama administration.

Best of steve o
Hmmm. Santa's a lot more hip than I thought...

Best of divine miss m
Subby was thrilled to see that she came with mistletoe, not cameltoe.

Best of molson
I don't care if it will put my eye out, I still want it. You hearing me Fatman?

17 comments:

kg said...

Ho Ho Ho. Actually, just one Ho.

Jack Reacher said...

All grown up now, little Ralphie still dreams of a Christmas gift that will have him shooting all day.

prince of leaves said...

NASA breathed a big sigh of relief - their bold gamble with the First Contact situation was an, er, arousing success.

prince of leaves said...

Standard Cap #23: Seconds later, the cute, fuzzy little alien critter disjointed his jaw and swallowed Brandee in one gulp.

prince of leaves said...

Stitch would later share this photo with his friends back home as proof that Earth girls really *were* easy.

prince of leaves said...

Brandee was smiling now, but a few hours later she'd be scratching furiously at the space-herpes she'd just contracted.

steve o said...

Santa comes down her chimney.

Rodney Dill said...

Santa sure is a crotch-titty old man

mega said...

White House Christmas parties took on a certain urban flavor under the Obama administration.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bambi isn't the brightest bulb on the tree. She dropped out of school because "Home Ec was too hard." Might be why she cooks plush toys in a microwave for gentlemen callers who like fur pie.

-or-

VtheK is barraged by complaints from Arab fans demanding, "Vy no camel toe? Iz proof of discriminashun! Ve want camel toe!"
Note: this sounded funnier when I was yelling at the PC in fake farsi.

steve o said...

Hmmm. Santa's a lot more hip than I thought...

Submariner said...

How'd you THINK a fat old elf paid for all those toys?

Santa said...

C'mon, you retards. I'm, like, 2000 years old.

You think after that much time I haven't figured out how to score pussy?

divine miss m said...

Subby was thrilled to see that she came with mistletoe, not cameltoe.

molson said...

I don't care if it will put my eye out, I still want it. You hearing me Fatman?

Army of Mom said...

Leilo and Snatch

Submariner said...

Divine Miss M said...
Subby was thrilled to see that she came with mistletoe, not cameltoe.


Actually, darlin' - my preference would be to find the mistletoe OVER her cameltoe...