Wednesday, December 31, 2008

And Now for a Game of "Chick, Chick, Dork"

Duke of Red
1. ORA: Envy's little brother hangs in the background, holding flowers.

2. Outside the Korova milkbar, a droog spots his next vicky-vics.

3. Under the Amazonian Matriarchy, the prime job of a eunuch would be to carry the sexual appliances. Makes you feel a little better about Hillary losing.

4. For some reason, Joe Bob couldn't help wondering what a chubby ginger-kid would look like in the little blue dress.

5. The nerd's killing spree was later traced to the 20th Century Fox Lawsuit that delayed the release of 'The Watchmen' movie.

Best of Matt the Kostume
Abner disdains the Mennonites' new rules for womens' vestments.

Best of Submariner
Jedediah's thought bubble; "Verily, if I could just getteth AoM properly oiled and betwixt them, what merriment I could haveth!

Best of Jack Reacher
One of them will still be a virgin when the prom is over, but at least he'll have flowers.

Best of Submariner
Guess which one WON'T get a State Department Internship interview in 2009 and win a prize!

Best of molson
Uh oh. Someone has a psycho chubby.

Best of Passionate Conservative
ORA: "Issac: Behold, a dream did come to me in the night, and the lord did show all this to me."

Best of flyovercountry
The two popular girls had no way of knowing that Bill would eventually grow up to invent something called "Windows" and be able to buy their double wides with his walking around money.

Best of Army of Dad
Buy one empty-headed bimbo and get the second one half price!

20 comments:

dub said...

Between the gal in the blue, and the ogre in the background, this must be Lazy Eye Wednesday.

Matt the Kostume said...

By the time they realized Ivan had hidden a sword in the bouquet, it was too late.

Matt the Kostume said...

First they took his hat, then they taunted him with unholy displays of flesh. Young Yoder's Amish faith was surely tested this day, eh?

Matt the Kostume said...

Abner disdains the Mennonites' new rules for womens' vestments.

Submariner said...

Uhhhhhhh, SOTG? Our prom dates are here.

Submariner said...

Jedediah's thought bubble; "Verily, if I could just getteth AoM properly oiled and betwixt them, what merriment I could haveth!

Jack Reacher said...

Dave stands ready with a tourniquet and bandages in case blue-dress girl cuts someone with those hip bones.

Jack Reacher said...

One of them will still be a virgin when the prom is over, but at least he'll have flowers.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Some moms can't resist living vicariously through their daughters. Kinda reminds me of Reba McIntyre's song - Fancy - only without the red dress. "here's your one chance Fancy don't let me down"

Submariner said...

Thought bubble: "Menage a WOO-HOO! A nerd can dream, can't he?""

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Guess which one WON'T get a State Department Internship interview in 2009 and win a prize!

Submariner said...

"Just a little boy!?!"
I'll show you Bambi; just wait till you get home and see what I'm gonna do to the snowmen in your front yard!

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "If only they'd 'say hello to my li'le friend.' If only..."

molson said...

Uh oh. Someone has a psycho chubby.

Passionate Conservative said...

ORA: "Issac: Behold, a dream did come to me in the night, and the lord did show all this to me."

flyovercountry said...

The two popular girls had no way of knowing that Bill would eventually grow up to invent something called "Windows" and be able to buy their double wides with his walking around money.

Artfldgr said...

bang bang maxwells silver hammer came down upon their heads...

Army of Dad said...

Buy one empty-headed bimbo and get the second one half price!

Army of Dad said...

With her hip bones sticking out like knives, dub was caught by the fishnet wearing maiden, though he admired the littel boy's figure even more.