1. "wHOre! wHOre! wHOre!"
2. "Mommy?Why is Santa Claus spanking that whore with a Parker pen?"
3. Unfortunately for Santa, spanking was an ineffective defense against zombies, and he soon joined the legions of the undead.
4. "Hermie, get your faggoty elf ass over here and help me wrap Governor Spitzer's "stocking stuffer."
5. Since Santa was a long-time crony, Bush granted an immediate pardon on his domestic violence charges.
Best of Double the U
Just want I wanted for Christmas, a Courtney love Doll.
Best of ochagirl
Santa couldn't understand why spanking didn't shorten his naughty list; they just waited by the chimneys dressed in impractical nighties.
Best of GregMan
Man, Guy Ritchie has really let himself go. Madonna still looks OK, though.
Best of mega
Raine screamed out in pain as the jackass in the Santa suit missed her ass and hit her outer thigh for the fifth straight time. There has GOT to be an easier way to make $50.
Best of steve o
Santa's Red-butt Pain-dear
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Just want I wanted for Christmas, a Courtney love Doll.
Don't spank the love doll too hard, Santa, or all the air will leak out.
Santa couldn't understand why spanking didn't shorten his naughty list; they just waited by the chimneys dressed in impractical nighties.
Man, Guy Ritchie has really let himself go. Madonna still looks OK, though.
Although the ACLU normally despised Christmas and everything associated with it, they were OK with this picture.
Santa got pretty testy after the first few houses where nobody left him cookies and milk.
Merry Christmas all you monors! May Santa leave you the inflatable rubber cowboy you put on your Christmas list! Or at least a Gladiator DVD.
- from The GregMan
Lauren wasn't satisfied just being told she'd been naughty.
Oh, yes, remember the 90s, when Clinton would play Santa at the White House?
What mommy kissing Santa can lead to.
Merry Christmas everyone!!
This is the kind of Santa I can really believe in.
Merry Christmas, everyone!
wv: chead -- the past participle of "cheat"
"That will teach you for flouncing!"
Wishing everyone an Abu Ghraib Christmas!
wv: "bonal". No way is this random.
Twelve crops a-smacking,
Eleven whips a-cracking,
Ten floosies flouncing,
Nine breasts a-jouncing,
Eight gimps a-groaning,
Seven skanks a-moaning,
Six Santas smiling,
Five rubber cowboys!
Four gimp hoods,
Three safe words,
Two Saran Wrap rolls,
And a spanking on Santa's knee!
[wv: masta - jeez, this just gets wierder all the time]
No cookies nor egg nog? Santa's got the munchies from the Marley house, girlie!
Mrs. Claus always knew just what would make Santa happiest...
Santa! I thought you put your finger beside your nose to go up the chimney?
Sometimes, when Santa would run out of coal it would take a little time at the bad girls houses.
Bad girls who don't believe in Santa Claus get something special.
Now you know how the designers come up with the designs for blow up dolls.
Raine screamed out in pain as the jackass in the Santa suit missed her ass and hit her outer thigh for the fifth straight time. There has GOT to be an easier way to make $50.
Santa's Red-butt Pain-dear
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