Wednesday, December 24, 2008
And it shook when applied harsh discipline, like a bowl full of lube
1. "wHOre! wHOre! wHOre!"
2. "Mommy?Why is Santa Claus spanking that whore with a Parker pen?"
3. Unfortunately for Santa, spanking was an ineffective defense against zombies, and he soon joined the legions of the undead.
4. "Hermie, get your faggoty elf ass over here and help me wrap Governor Spitzer's "stocking stuffer."
5. Since Santa was a long-time crony, Bush granted an immediate pardon on his domestic violence charges.
Best of Double the U
Just want I wanted for Christmas, a Courtney love Doll.
Best of ochagirl
Santa couldn't understand why spanking didn't shorten his naughty list; they just waited by the chimneys dressed in impractical nighties.
Best of GregMan
Man, Guy Ritchie has really let himself go. Madonna still looks OK, though.
Best of mega
Raine screamed out in pain as the jackass in the Santa suit missed her ass and hit her outer thigh for the fifth straight time. There has GOT to be an easier way to make $50.
Best of steve o
Santa's Red-butt Pain-dear