Friday, November 21, 2008
Why Should Holsteins Have All The Fun?
1. "Jed, how exactly did you get you get your car keys stuck up in here?"
2. "Fine, if you chimpanzees want to play that game, I can play too."
3. "I used to work in a coal-fired power plant. But thanks to Obama, I now have a 'green job.'"
4. "Hold on, Mr. Stone. I'll have the plot for your next movie out in a jiffy."
5. "Hold on, Mr. Obama. I'll have your next economic policy out in a jiffy."
Best of MattKostume
Baby Got Silverback
Best of Jack Reacher
Jane finds the answer to the question "How low can the Dow go?"
Best of dub
*gorilla thought cloud* I dont know where this is going, but I'm already hard.
get it?? he's made of concrete...oh man I kill myself. I'll be here till Sunday, try the veal!
Best of duke of red
I'd sooo tap that. If the girl would get outta the way.
Best of lawhawk
You have the right to remain silent.
You have the right to an attorney.
You have the right to have your candy ass pose published for eternity in connection with a caption contest.
Best of Submariner
Dian Fossey shows that silverbacks don't ONLY pick fleas and lice from each other when grooming...
Best of Rodney Dill
"Anna Lee Ingus, get away from that thing."
Best of GregMan
"I'll take Scenes From The Folsom Street Zoo for $400, Alex."
Best of mega
The ape-to-man evolution graphic goes GLBT
Best of steve o
I thought women said that all they wanted was a sensitive man who understood their feelings.