1. "Jed, how exactly did you get you get your car keys stuck up in here?"
2. "Fine, if you chimpanzees want to play that game, I can play too."
3. "I used to work in a coal-fired power plant. But thanks to Obama, I now have a 'green job.'"
4. "Hold on, Mr. Stone. I'll have the plot for your next movie out in a jiffy."
5. "Hold on, Mr. Obama. I'll have your next economic policy out in a jiffy."
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Baby Got Silverback
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Jane finds the answer to the question "How low can the Dow go?"
Best of dub
*gorilla thought cloud* I dont know where this is going, but I'm already hard.
get it?? he's made of concrete...oh man I kill myself. I'll be here till Sunday, try the veal!
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I'd sooo tap that. If the girl would get outta the way.
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You have the right to remain silent.
You have the right to an attorney.
You have the right to have your candy ass pose published for eternity in connection with a caption contest.
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Dian Fossey shows that silverbacks don't ONLY pick fleas and lice from each other when grooming...
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"Anna Lee Ingus, get away from that thing."
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"I'll take Scenes From The Folsom Street Zoo for $400, Alex."
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The ape-to-man evolution graphic goes GLBT
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I thought women said that all they wanted was a sensitive man who understood their feelings.
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(the vw: "ormon" that is too scary. Blogger is self aware but doesn't know how to spell 'monor' yet)
Graphics for the latest version of Donkey Kong were simply incredible. The point of the game left much to be desired.
I've heard of doggy style, but never gorilla style.
Maria never was very good at playing Leapfrog.
"Am I too late for Thursday, V?"
She's the gorilla my dreams.
(It had to be done.)
(the vw: "ormon" that is too scary. Blogger is self aware but doesn't know how to spell 'monor' yet)
SkyNet knows that the blogowner is LDS.
Baby Got Silverback
Jane finds the answer to the question "How low can the Dow go?"
"Sullivan, party of one; your gorilla is ready."
I suppose this demonstrates Hilary's position in the new administration? All that's missing is her dildo.
MattKostume said...
Baby Got Silverback
Priceless!! Well done Matt!
I cant tell which one appears to have a bigger ass.
Maria prefers to fling only the freshest poo.
*gorilla thought cloud* I dont know where this is going, but I'm already hard.
get it?? he's made of concrete...oh man I kill myself. I'll be here till Sunday, try the veal!
*gorilla thought cloud* I dont know where this is going, but I'm already hard.
get it?? he's made of concrete...oh man I kill myself. I'll be here till Sunday, try the veal!
I'd sooo tap that. If the girl would get outta the way.
Finally! Someone has exposed that damned 800# Anthopomorphic Global Warming Gorilla!!
Thanks, Dub!
I guess I'll quit while I'm... behind.
You have the right to remain silent.
You have the right to an attorney.
You have the right to have your candy ass pose published for eternity in connection with a caption contest.
Dian Fossey shows that silverbacks don't ONLY pick fleas and lice from each other when grooming...
Normally what happens at Avalon Manor, stays at Avalon Manor, but...
"Anna Lee Ingus, get away from that thing."
Wow, Roddy McDowall is much larger in person.
(Only older people will get that)
Mary used to believe in evolution, until she checked out the package on an ancestor, then she knew it had to be creation.
(Man I hope this doesn't offend anyone.)
Oodonko didn't understand his new zookeeper, but he knew what he liked.
"I'll take Scenes From The Folsom Street Zoo for $400, Alex."
A wildlife biologist demonstrates the new San Francisco Radio Tracking Suppository.
Ang Lee's remake of "Gorillas In The Mist" was a big hit in Castro Street moviehouses.
It was real easy to spot Andrew Sullivan in the gorilla costume.
The ape-to-man evolution graphic goes GLBT
Tastes like chicken.
Butch meets Kong.
I thought women said that all they wanted was a sensitive man who understood their feelings.
Always one to accept a dare, this photo of Julie was taken just before the ER squad used the Jaws of Life to pry her fat head out of the gorilla's butt. The statue is now used in proctology seminars, while "Assface" discreetly transferred to a different school system.
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