1. "The reason I've asked you into my office today is we have been receiving complaints about sexual harassment. It seems you're not doing it right."
2. "So, tell me, why do you think you would make a good intern at MSNBC?"
3. By describing himself on his resume as a "Half White, Half black, counter-culture radical," Barry advanced rapidly, despite a conspicuous lack of experience or qualifications.
4. Convinced that posting anonymously was not enough to protect himself from the Right-Wing Neocon militia, Jed begins wearing a disguise full time. Also, his prescription of Risperdol had run out.
5. Answer Panda responds: "An accusation of flouncing off is worse than an accusation of no decency because 'flounce off' just sounds really gay."
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In effort to bond with his new clients, Wu Tang Clan's attorney Herschel Greenberg attempts to blend in.
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Despite his best efforts, when the interviewer asked "Where do you see yourself in five years," Bob couldn't help answering "If I'm looking at the world through a panda mask, I see me shooting myself."
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Proof that civil servants can't get fired no matter what they do. Shortly after this photo, Ernie killed and ate a supervisor in front of coworkers... and was promoted.
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So you think it is funny to hit a panda with a soccer ball...wanna see a panda get even?!
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So... do you think the tats are too much?
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Now it has come to my attention that you no longer take your position as the minister of Silly Walks seriously.
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Who could POSSIBLY blame Dan Blather for accepting those TANG documents as genuine when this guy gave them to him?
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"Why no, I've never been arrested for Pandering. Why do you ask?"
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The Klan tries out a new, gentler and kinder look.
Tommy Lee auditions for KISS.
The Klan's new effort to appeal to children was a dismal failure.
Maestro Pandanini's gang roots are revealed.
"Uh, about your security clearance..."
In effort to bond with his new clients, Wu Tang Clan's attorney Herschel Greenberg attempts to blend in.
After seeing the mockup, Gene Simmons decides to abort the "let's add a clarinetist to KISS" idea.
Johnny Depp officially snaps.
For the life of him, Kevin could not understand why his meeting with the career counsellor went so poorly.
So, Mom, do you come here often?
In year 11 of the Obama administration, Housing Coordinator Bob McPhail interviews prospective applicants who wish to share the rear half of a 2-room flat in Rezko Village #12, Ring Road 4, Chicago.
Despite his best efforts, when the interviewer asked "Where do you see yourself in five years," Bob couldn't help answering "If I'm looking at the world through a panda mask, I see me shooting myself."
Proof that civil servants can't get fired no matter what they do. Shortly after this photo, Ernie killed and ate a supervisor in front of coworkers... and was promoted.
Okay, now we know who keeps spamming VtheK demanding that the Twilight Zone nurse be a Thursday babe.
By somehow proving he was half-panda, the defendant hoped to beat the bestiality rap.
Hollywoods latest attemp at Film Noir misses the point of the genre entirely
D.C. Comics just needs to give it up.
It's not easy to get the crap kicked out of you at a Star Trek convention, but it can be done.
Recently gated out and sleeved in Panda Gang ink, Rocko mugs the camera after passing the DHS background check for a job as TSA virtual nudity scanner operator. His motto... "women and children first!"
This photo brought to you by low SAT's.
What's this I hear about you popping my son's soccer ball?
I've heard of being turned on by Asians...but seriously, this Panda trend is a bit worrysome.
For some reason, PETA's violent terrorist sect has trouble being taken seriously.
Slipknot passes Prop 8.
Introducing G'n'R's newest guitarist: Panda Head
After the seventh straight ghetto-style beatdown, the bassist from Slipknot rethinks his persona.
Jason Voorhies: The Ghey Years.
For rookie FBI agent Charles Starling, finally getting to go undercover was going to be exciting.
Looks like the guy i interviewed last week who said he was from yale.
I learned how to make this mask using only a pair of womens' panties and a ski mask. The tattoos are straight from Crayola. Thanks Martha Stewart.
Sadly Barabara's blind date was a major disappointment.
Ever since the bailout bill passed, we bankers have been wearing disguises.
Talk about ruining a film franchise - they apparently hired Michael Stipe to play the Joke in the next Dark Night film.
So you think it is funny to hit a panda with a soccer ball...wanna see a panda get even?!
So... do you think the tats are too much?
Ladies and gentlemen lets have a round of applause for your new Director of Homeland Security!
Tom's libertarian views made him stand out in his San Francisco community.
Tom "The Animal" Jefferson III was one of the wilder members of his school harpsichord band.
Starting to regret signing the sponsorship deal with PETA, a member of "Death Ridge and the Scarfocles" dares a cameraman to take his picture.
Pick up lines:
"Would you like to come back to my Mom's place to play some Scrabble?"
That makes me a saaad panda.
Now it has come to my attention that you no longer take your position as the minister of Silly Walks seriously.
Ms Swan, I want you to know that you can trust me implicitly
Do I not look serious Mr. Hutly?
And to this day, no one knows that KISS at one time had an oboist.
Its good to finally Michael Jackson look a bit more normal.
Who could POSSIBLY blame Dan Blather for accepting those TANG documents as genuine when this guy gave them to him?
Seriously, Markos; my bananas speak to me.
Look, buddy, you are GONNA give me a moment to tell you about Ron Paul. Got it?
Thankfully, Ed Wood moved on to a much more believable PLAN 9 from Outer Space.
"Why no, I've never been arrested for Pandering. Why do you ask?"
Teenage Mutant Ninja Dumbass
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