Thursday, November 20, 2008

Wardrobe Malfunction in Progress



Best of Jack Reacher
When you've made your outfit out of old suitcases, is it any surprise some want to screen you?

Best of dub
The same malfunction is happening to my Dockers.

Best of MattKostume
Lurlene turns a groping session with Skeletor into a modeling career.

Best of Submariner
Over/Under is 11:20 tonight for either Mom or Sonic to first state they have this outfit.

Best of mklasing
Following their new ad, Scotchgard sold an unprecedented number of water protection products.

Best of steve o
At $3,000 an hour I think I still need only $50 bucks.

Best of flyovercountry
When your wristwatch is bigger than your skirt, you are officially a slut.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
She tries to sound sexy while squirming realistically for a Preparation-H commercial targeting the younger gen:
"Admit it... they don't just bedevil yo' momma!"

25 comments:

Achilles said...

Well, she can flounce me off any time.

metalgarth said...

When Groundskeeper Willy dreams

MattKostume said...

Always resourceful, young Janie makes a convincing hooker costume out of her purse and school uniform.

Jack Reacher said...

When you've made your outfit out of old suitcases, is it any surprise some want to screen you?

dub said...

(in eyeing her skirt)

I CAN HAZ FLASHLITE?

dub said...

Dub is glad to see that its not Fathursday today. I'd clap, to show my gratitude, but I only have one free hand at the moment.

dub said...

The same malfunction is happening to my Dockers.

Anonymous said...

she's too fat,she's too fat,she's
too fat for dub

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Well. Spring is bustin' out all over.

Kaptain Krude said...

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Well. Spring is bustin' out all over.

Oh, is that her name?


wv: glanch - 1. a gland ranch (obscure) 2. glance given to dub that tells him not to even try, therefore making him blanch.

Kaptain Krude said...

I hope this isn't a wardrobe malfunction; that means that feeb Justin Gayerlake is lurking around somewhere.

MattKostume said...

Lurlene turns a groping session with Skeletor into a modeling career.

Jack Reacher said...

I have a feeling that more than her community needs to be organized.

dub said...

She's married?? Oh great...enjoy this picture now, because in a few short years she's going to look like the librarian woman below. Oh yeah, and forget about the BJ fantasies.

Its the 3 rings of hell...the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

(I know, it was a long way to go to work that joke in)

racerboy said...

TGIT - That God It's Thursday!

(or, should that be... GTIT?)

(WV - unnes - what I'd like to see more of... or maybe less of...)

Submariner said...

Over/Under is 11:20 tonight for either Mom or Sonic to first state they have this outfit.

Submariner said...

If you download the photo and blow it up to 400x her watch says "Time to F*@# Subby"
(at least that's what I read...)

mklasing said...

Following their new ad, Scotchgard sold an unprecedented number of water protection products.

steve o said...

I'm putting her on my bucket list.

steve o said...

At $3,000 an hour I think I still need only $50 bucks.

flyovercountry said...

When your wristwatch is bigger than your skirt, you are officially a slut.

Submariner said...

I guess it's true what they say; the color red makes you hungry...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

She tries to sound sexy while squirming realistically for a Preparation-H commercial targeting the younger gen:
"Admit it... they don't just bedevil yo' momma!"

WordVerify: brieshft - French workers divide their days into cheese periods.

steve o said...

Monica Lewinski, as seen through presidential beer goggles.

steve o said...

Yes, I'll have the Scotch.
On two rocks.