Sunday, November 23, 2008

Urkel Has Some Odd Fetishes

Brender
1. Among Anti-Prop 8 protesters, these are known as 'the squares.'

2. "Only one ball! Oh, no! It's Hitler!"

3. "He's not peeing on me! Dang it! I paid $4,500 for this fantasy! He's darn well going to pee on me"

4. More activists arrive to help Al Franken "count" votes in Minnesota.

5. "I'm sorry, I wasn't laughing at you. I was thinking about Obama promising 2 million new jobs by 2011."


Best of Rodney Dill
"NO!!!! Not my gumdrop penis!"

Best of MattKostume
Michael Vick's Halloween in Hell

Best of Army of Mom
Dear Gingerbread House Magazine: I never thought it would happen to be, but this bitch was all over my balls in the middle of Times Square ...

Best of Army of Mom and Nanc
NO! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!

Best of prince of leaves
"You can't catch me I'm the GingerbreAIIEIEEIEIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

Best of metalgarth
3 words for the produces of The Dog Whisperer: JUMP THE SHARK

Best of satted
Would someone bring me the Viagra so I can get this over with?

Best of Submariner
DOGGY TREAT; UR DOIN IT RONG

39 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"NO!!!! Not my gumdrop penis!"

MattKostume said...

Michael Vick's Halloween in Hell

Army of Mom said...

Tastes like chicken.

Army of Mom said...

Halloween XXII: Gingy's Revenge

Army of Mom said...

Dear Gingerbread House Magazine: I never thought it would happen to be, but this bitch was all over my balls in the middle of Times Square ...

Army of Mom said...

Al has a really bad case of blue ball.

Army of Mom said...

Dub shuddered when he awoke from the dream where the hot bitch was sniffing his nuts.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Redefining "broadcasting excellence" one idiotic stunt at a time, NBC dresses Al Roker up as Ginger Kibble, and chooses a redheaded dillhole to dumb down Carson's classic.

WordVerify: psmemin - that time each month normal women go totally bonkers

Army of Mom said...

Dog Introduction: UR DOIN IT RONG

Pssst, Pit Bull: here's a little hint, sniff the other side

Army of Mom said...

Pit Bull: Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man.
Gingerbread Man: You're a monster.

Army of Mom said...

NO! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!

Army of Mom said...

Awww, puppy is getting some (brown) sugar!

Army of Mom said...

Lighten up, Al. He's just saying hello.

Army of Mom said...

Yet another case of celebrity privilege. Al gets for free what most men have to pay big bucks.

Army of Mom said...

Mrs. Roker plots her revenge for Al's nighttime flatulence by putting raw steak inside the crotch of his gingerbread man costume.

Army of Mom said...

*Al Roker talking in his ear piece*

This is not what you guys said was going to happen. You said I was going to look good enough to eat when I interviewed some hot bitch.

molson said...

Snausage!

MattKostume said...

Apparently Petey smells buckwheat as an ingredient of gingerbread.

prince of leaves said...

"You can't catch me I'm the GingerbreAIIEIEEIEIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

nanc said...

OH NO! NOT THE M&M BUTTONS!

Seoulman (R) said...

Dog thought: Darn it, I thought I smelled meat, what the heck is this?

Seoulman (R) said...

Obama-man, attacked my whitey and stale long before he ever makes it to the gingerbread house

Seoulman (R) said...

Hmmm, Did I do that or will I do that, that is the question

Seoulman (R) said...

Well that's the way the cookie permaturely crumbles.

Seoulman (R) said...

Finally Stuffy, the MS media bloodhound tracked down the ACORN mascot

Seoulman (R) said...

must be a liberal, head of a baby and balls of plastic

Seoulman (R) said...

I smell ginger, but there is no root

Rodney Dill said...

I smell bluefish

metalgarth said...

3 words for the produces of The Dog Whisperer: JUMP THE SHARK

MattKostume said...

Ginger snatch





wv: hungensi

Kaptain Krude said...

An apt metaphor for when the Iranians meet Obambi with no preconditions.

dub said...

Sparky, like Cheryl Crow, couldnt help but to be fascinated by the Lance Armstrong gingerbread man.

satted said...

The KOS crowd honor their new messiah.

satted said...

Urkal (The One) says, "A little to the left, Clinton missed a spot."

satted said...

See what a progressive society brings, bestiality TV!

satted said...

Would someone bring me the Viagra so I can get this over with?

satted said...

The Today Show gets more risqué in a effort the to find an audience. And in other news, Al Roker has a new love interest. Tune in at 9:00am following our morning worship hour of the One.

dub said...

Who burnt the gingerbread man??

Submariner said...

DOGGY TREAT; UR DOIN IT RONG