1. Among Anti-Prop 8 protesters, these are known as 'the squares.'2. "Only one ball! Oh, no! It's Hitler!"
3. "He's not peeing on me! Dang it! I paid $4,500 for this fantasy! He's darn well going to pee on me"
4. More activists arrive to help Al Franken "count" votes in Minnesota.
5. "I'm sorry, I wasn't laughing at you. I was thinking about Obama promising 2 million new jobs by 2011."
Best of Rodney Dill
"NO!!!! Not my gumdrop penis!"
Best of MattKostume
Michael Vick's Halloween in Hell
Best of Army of Mom
Dear Gingerbread House Magazine: I never thought it would happen to be, but this bitch was all over my balls in the middle of Times Square ...
Best of Army of Mom and Nanc
NO! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
Best of prince of leaves
"You can't catch me I'm the GingerbreAIIEIEEIEIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
Best of metalgarth
3 words for the produces of The Dog Whisperer: JUMP THE SHARK
Best of satted
Would someone bring me the Viagra so I can get this over with?
Best of Submariner
DOGGY TREAT; UR DOIN IT RONG
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"NO!!!! Not my gumdrop penis!"
Michael Vick's Halloween in Hell
Tastes like chicken.
Halloween XXII: Gingy's Revenge
Dear Gingerbread House Magazine: I never thought it would happen to be, but this bitch was all over my balls in the middle of Times Square ...
Al has a really bad case of blue ball.
Dub shuddered when he awoke from the dream where the hot bitch was sniffing his nuts.
Redefining "broadcasting excellence" one idiotic stunt at a time, NBC dresses Al Roker up as Ginger Kibble, and chooses a redheaded dillhole to dumb down Carson's classic.
WordVerify: psmemin - that time each month normal women go totally bonkers
Dog Introduction: UR DOIN IT RONG
Pssst, Pit Bull: here's a little hint, sniff the other side
Pit Bull: Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man.
Gingerbread Man: You're a monster.
NO! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
Awww, puppy is getting some (brown) sugar!
Lighten up, Al. He's just saying hello.
Yet another case of celebrity privilege. Al gets for free what most men have to pay big bucks.
Mrs. Roker plots her revenge for Al's nighttime flatulence by putting raw steak inside the crotch of his gingerbread man costume.
*Al Roker talking in his ear piece*
This is not what you guys said was going to happen. You said I was going to look good enough to eat when I interviewed some hot bitch.
Snausage!
Apparently Petey smells buckwheat as an ingredient of gingerbread.
"You can't catch me I'm the GingerbreAIIEIEEIEIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
OH NO! NOT THE M&M BUTTONS!
Dog thought: Darn it, I thought I smelled meat, what the heck is this?
Obama-man, attacked my whitey and stale long before he ever makes it to the gingerbread house
Hmmm, Did I do that or will I do that, that is the question
Well that's the way the cookie permaturely crumbles.
Finally Stuffy, the MS media bloodhound tracked down the ACORN mascot
must be a liberal, head of a baby and balls of plastic
I smell ginger, but there is no root
I smell bluefish
3 words for the produces of The Dog Whisperer: JUMP THE SHARK
Ginger snatch
wv: hungensi
An apt metaphor for when the Iranians meet Obambi with no preconditions.
Sparky, like Cheryl Crow, couldnt help but to be fascinated by the Lance Armstrong gingerbread man.
The KOS crowd honor their new messiah.
Urkal (The One) says, "A little to the left, Clinton missed a spot."
See what a progressive society brings, bestiality TV!
Would someone bring me the Viagra so I can get this over with?
The Today Show gets more risqué in a effort the to find an audience. And in other news, Al Roker has a new love interest. Tune in at 9:00am following our morning worship hour of the One.
Who burnt the gingerbread man??
DOGGY TREAT; UR DOIN IT RONG
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