1. Among Anti-Prop 8 protesters, these are known as 'the squares.'
2. "Only one ball! Oh, no! It's Hitler!"
3. "He's not peeing on me! Dang it! I paid $4,500 for this fantasy! He's darn well going to pee on me"
4. More activists arrive to help Al Franken "count" votes in Minnesota.
5. "I'm sorry, I wasn't laughing at you. I was thinking about Obama promising 2 million new jobs by 2011."
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"NO!!!! Not my gumdrop penis!"
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Michael Vick's Halloween in Hell
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Dear Gingerbread House Magazine: I never thought it would happen to be, but this bitch was all over my balls in the middle of Times Square ...
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NO! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
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3 words for the produces of The Dog Whisperer: JUMP THE SHARK
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Would someone bring me the Viagra so I can get this over with?
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DOGGY TREAT; UR DOIN IT RONG