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I am thnkful for Thursdays!
In honor of the holiday, I'll pass on Amanda's breasts and happily admit I heart canucks with drumsticks like that! Let us give thanks to evolution for blue eyes and spray-on tans. Amen!
For Jeanette, the accident did nothing to slow down her modeling career, for she found work posing for Double Amputee Monthly.
I wanna see the guy she's with, cuz they created some serious static electricity in her hair!
Scrawny legs, nothing to fill up her underwear ... yep, this one's a Dubber.
TIME WARP: UR DOIN IT WRONGYou put your hands on your hips and pull your knees in tight.
My grandma's bedspread never looked as good as when Lolita turned it into a bra and panty set.
I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGR THEN THROW IT UP.
How did Santa know what I wanted for Christmas!?
"I...I guess I just don't understand, sir. I mean, I...I'm glad to work here now, but is this really the company uniform for all the top executive women?" Tom laughed inwardly. It would be a fun evening indeed. And the white lie went so well with the white outfit, anyway. In the morning, he would hire Bob and be done with this charade.
"Here, in this cage, we have on loan from the Chinese zoo a fine, fine specimen: the very last 24 year old woman without a single tramp stamp, arm snake, or other tatoo. Our anthropology teams are working day and night to understand how it could've happened."
Those sheets were blue before Dub started looking at the picture.
My whiteys arent so tidy anymore.
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