1. "I'm not talking to you, Wilson."
2. ORA: Tiny Suliban test the camouflage technology on their new ship.
3. Even endangered pandas know... soccer is not a real sport.
4. Baby Pandas come from spherical eggs. Who knew?
5. After seeing what a sick intercourse the captioner was, the panda could only seethe, "Have you no decency, sir!"
Best of flyovercountry
The Chinese soccer fans began to wonder just how good their new goalie was when he let another one slip by him while having a bamboo snack.
Endangered or not, they began to boo.
Best of dub
I hate to be the first one to say it...but that panda is kind of fat.
Best of metalgarth
The goat got how many captions? Hu-rumph
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Butt's ginormous and she's way too hairy, Wait, it isn't Thursday, is it?
Best of Rodney Dill
Do Not Taunt Panda Fun Ball
Best of GregMan
Apparently even pandas get ennui.
Best of paul
Another Obama supporter realizes how empty his life has become after the election was over.
Best of Chrees
Panda: Well, I do too have something in common with Lance Armstrong.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Avenge me!"
Best of aj
Playing with someone else's balls makes me a saaaadd panda
Best of Son Of The Godfather
ORA:After disgracing the Panda Empire, Wilson is forced to accept discommendation.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Scientists discover the first pandamensional objects.
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The Chinese soccer fans began to wonder just how good their new goalie was when he let another one slip by him while having a bamboo snack.
Endangered or not, they began to boo.
Look, I know I am Chinese and all, but come on, soccer? How bout we become real men and try baseball or football?
Next thing you know they will want me to try ping pong.
I had no idea that pandas had balls that big. Learned something new today.
Day 23... Filming for the live action "Football Hooligan Panda" was so bad the producers were ready to make nice with Jack Black
I hate to be the first one to say it...but that panda is kind of fat.
The goat got how many captions? Hu-rumph
Butt's ginormous and she's way too hairy, V.
Wait, it isn't Thursday, is it?
Do Not Taunt Panda Fun Ball
The public doesn't normally get a chance to see panda poo. Now you know the real reason behind low survival rates... hemmorhoids.
Word verify: exonfur - seen on pandas who wander onto a polluted beach?
hemorrhoids
Let's see, it's halk-black, half-white, acts European, and has never held a real job... I know! It's Obama!
Apparently even pandas get ennui.
"Have you no decency, sir?" V the K's trolls finally have had enough.
"White on black balls? That's racist, sir! Have you no decency, sir?"
Yes, another meme I'm running with. So sue me.
Actually, he's sulking because he's the only animal in the Cleveland Zoo that ACORN didn't register to vote for the Obamessiah.
"Army of Mom has that exact same outfit? Hmph!"
Dr. Klahn's latest plan for world domination?: He is breeding a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude of faceless, limbless soccer-playing pandas.
He has our gratitude.
PANDA BUTT-PLUG...A LITTLE MORE TO THE RIGHT.
What if Rosie O'Donnell gave birth? I don't know why I thought of that just now.
"Oh, quit pouting. I'll get you your arugula." In Obama's America, even the zoos are elitist.
Another Obama supporter realizes how empty his life has become after the election was over.
Panda: Well, I do too have something in common with Lance Armstrong.
"Avenge me!"
ORA: He could fly to Guam on those ears. (Can we still make ears jokes, or are those verboten in the New Era?)
Rogue ninja soccer balls: the real reason Pandas are endangered.
What's black and white and red all over?
Communist pandas.
silhouette, that joke will no longer be allowed in the New Era either since it hits a little too close to home.
Playing with someone else's balls makes me a saaaadd panda
While the world focused on their possible underaged gymnastics team, China's Olympic soccer squad, led by extra hairy captain Tian Tian, takes bronze.
Returning from his cannibalistic double homicide hit and run murder, Cho the Panda contemplates if he's taking Webster's "eats shoots and leaves" definition of Panda too far.
Davros led the new attack with a softer, fuzzier Dalek.
ORA:
After disgracing the Panda Empire, Wilson is forced to accept discommendation.
Scientists discover the first pandamensional objects.
What the heck is with everyone calling the ball "Wilson?" What the heck kind of name is "Wilson" for a panda frined? His name is MacGregor, monors!
ORA:
"Now in this next scene, we shave you and find out you're Barak Obama... but don't worry, the crowds still swoon."
Julien Temple directs a campaign ad.
Chinese Olympic Soccer Star Wai Hunglo was forced to sit out the tournament after his newly "found" birth certificate confirmed he was actually weaned only 6 years ago.
Due to government cutbacks, the Chinese are now using panda-fur pylons to mark playfield boundaries.
In order to maintain a 'G' rating, all of Jack Black's smoking scenes were shot from behind.
In Japanese culture it's what ISN'T SHOWN that is important.
Brought to you by, Single Parent Panda
Still 34 captions behind the goat's total. Have you no decency???
wv: horing. Um, okay.
With the icepack gone, polar bears had to adjust.
The two votes that put Franken over the top.
Yep; looks like we had a Polar Bear visitor to Enumclaw last fall...
Larry Niven ORA: Cross-breeding pandas with Grogs may have ensured the survival of both species, but no one expected the hybrids would telepathically compel their human prey to play soccer to exhaustion to enable easier feeding.
PETA's latest expose' of apalling conditions in Chinese zoos shocked audiences with scenes of handlers cruelly taunting thalidomide-crippled pandas into playing soccer for visitors.
[wv: clogra -- the radioactive mutant nemesis of Joe the Plumber?]
"Wearing white, especially after Labor Day is sooooo tacky."
What's half black, half white and will ignore you and your playful attempts at kindness?
A panda with a soccer ball?
No, Obama
I's my ball and I am going home. Now if one of you could buy me a plane ticket.
Sadly Greenpeace's efforts to get Gay-Gay to mate were ineffective as all GG wanted to do was play with balls.
Off in the distance from the Washington Zoo, Ling Ling could hear the screaming of the crowd that cold January morning and could only ask "I left China for this?"
After failing to score a single goal, Ping Ping couldn't bring himself to even look at a soccer ball.
Sexual Harassment Panda demonstrates the "just say no to balls" technique.
ORA:
Bling Bling bided his time, waiting for Jack Lemon to take him to the dance.
Oh fer the luvva... just go ahead and SMITE ME, ALMIGHTY SMITER!
Screw soccer. Bring me some sudoku to work on.
I CAN HAZ VORREY BARR?
I guess this panda didn't want to "Just Do It."
PETA was pissed when the boys from Man U kicked the wrong black and white balls on their Asian tour.
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01-20-2009 20:00 at Science Club
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Inauguration day album release show!!!!! Tons of friends. Proceeds to benefit the Perry School Community Services Center. http://www. perryschool. org/
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