Monday, November 24, 2008
Thanks for the Lids, Art
1. "Suit up, Number One. We're off to twentieth century Canada to prevent the assassination of Wayne Gretzky."
2. "Guinan knitted these herself, Number One. And I don't want to hurt her feelings."
3. In Alternative Parallel Universe 97-Theta, Star Fleet Headquarters is not in San Francisco, but in Duluth, Minnesota.
4. "Come on, Captain, we don't even pay the heating bill. Turn up the freakin' thermostat."
5. "Oh, sure, we run around the universe in bright red pajamas... but it's the hats that are silly!"
Super Mach 5 Best of Army of Mom
Who keeps singing that damn song about Jayne?
Best of Rodney Dill
Yah der hey
Best of Double the U
Capitan, the enemy has turned on their gaydar...and I must say you have never looked so muscular or handsome to me before.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"Captain, the warning on the package specifically says not to fly through an ionizing nebula until the Rogaine thoroughly dries!"
Best of metalgarth
Why can't we be a cool parallel universe where everybody has a sinister looking goatee.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Tell the Rumulans they can have my toque when they pry it from my bald, dead head."
Best of MattKostume
Well, these 'helmets' looked a lot cooler in the Starfleet Catalogue...
Best of dub
Riker and Picard prove their racist tendencies by making Obama stay in the blurry background.
Best of Mr. MoK
"How's it sit?" Picard asked Riker. "Pretty cunning, doncha think?"
Best of Army of Mom
After wearing this hat, Worf thinks it truly is a good day to die.
Best of lawhawk
Number 1, that's the last damned time I let Data near the holodeck and disengage the hash protocols.
Best of prince of leaves
ORA: "The tinfoil has stopped the music for now, Number One, but the question remains: who would want us to hear 'All Along the Watchtower' in our heads, and why?"
Best of Seoulman (R)
Do you think the Peruvian Pan Flute player disguises will work?
Best of mklasing
Because of years of obvious racism aboard the Enterprise, Rev. Jackson gave them 2 options, either pay him $10 million Federation dollars or wear Rainbow Coalition hats on every mission.
Best of attmay
"With all due respect, Captain, just because you're embarrassed by your baldness doesn't make it fair to make the rest of us look like jackasses."
Best of Submariner
Picard thought bubble; "Maybe it WAS five lights...