Hat Tip Ocha Girl1. Sullivan fumed. "Why doesn't anyone tell me about these contests?"
2. Why V the K doesn't have Thanksgiving dinner with his extended family.
3. Members of the mainstream press have an unfair advantage given that they can pretty much swallow anything.
4. Jed knew all of those years of training in the White Swallow bathhouse would pay off one day.
5. George Eads's post-CSI career was the stuff of washed up-actor legend
Best of Jack Reacher
Nice, making fun of a guy who...who...you know what, nutcracker guy? You're on your own on this one.
Best of Artfldgr
Mr Owl, how many licks does it take?
Best of Artfldgr
Years later the state would make it illegal to have such fun feeding the homeless.
Best of robert
Testosterone patches weren't covered under Obamacare so Sully had to go to the source.
Best of Chrees
I can't keep up with the protests anymore... is this a pro-Prop 8 or anti-Prop 8 commentary?
Best of Whacko
Testicles; they're not just for breakfast anymore.
Best of Submariner
Nothin' ta be seein' here, folks; just a Folsom Street Fair concession stand. Please ta be movin' along now...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Cajun Truth or Dare - what you do NOT want to play with the locals after a night of heavy drinking in the French Quarter.
Best of Seoulman (R)
When people hear Proposition 8, this is what they are really thinking
Best of sonicfrog
The article didn't mention the traditional family activity taking place after this contest - Dodge Balls!!!
Hey, you got to do SOMETHING with all the left-overs.
Best of Kaptain Krude
COMFORT FOOD - YER DUIN IT RONG
Best of metalgarth
NOM... NOM... NOM....
Best of dub
Before "When Harry Met Sally", there was the lesser known "When Army of Mom Met Army of Dad".
Best of aj
Lance Armstrong becomes desperate.
65 comments:
"Once these are removed, the subjects are ready to begin their freshman year as members of Congress."
Nice, making fun of a guy who...who...you know what, nutcracker guy? You're on your own on this one.
"Oh goody!" exclaimed Sully. "My stimulus package has arrived!"
Brits eat BALLS!
The moment when Bob set the new all-time record (38 testicles in one minute!) was also the moment when the glum reality of tatoo removal set in.
Palin's pick for SecState was bummed after the election, but soon settled back into his daily routine.
Unlike the village halloween parade, gay pride in LA needed a different kind of entertainment for the crowds.
The tourist department in New Zealand just didnt understand why the new cultureal brochures werent pulling in more tourists.
jim tripped while walking with his girlfriend at the fair and boy was he surprised what he got himself into.
When jim decided to show up at the local feminist block party he was surprised to learn why he had been invited
At the Marcus Dairy biker reunion the bite the balls contest was always more popular than the three legged races.
When dad said go to school, did i listen, noooooo, i didnt listen..
Hi, and welcome to tadays new fun segment on The View, we will be back after a word from our sponsor.
Momma said always clean your plate... damn...
Mr Owl, how many licks does it take?
Gender dysphoria is a serious condition said dr galupi, but tests such as these help us find which people would be more amenable to surgery.
No, no its not raw chicken wings. you can open your eyes now gus and see for yourself.
The god thanukenrakotakata required freequent sacrifices. here we see a devoted believer brinking up his own contribution and putting it upon the altar.
Well I'll be hornswaggled, when cowboy bob said he was more man that i would ever be and more woman i would ever have i thought he was just kidding.
Years later the state would make it illegal to have such fun feeding the homeless.
With the NY condo market in disarray, Clemens discovered that what goes up, must comes down, Mitchell Report or no Mitchell Report. The $100 prize was worth fighting for.
Making sport of Senator Clinton's testicle lock box.
The ball sucking contest was simply a warm-up act... later in the evening, after a few more beers, they broke out the bucket of [don't make me say it]...
Testosterone patches weren't covered under Obamacare so Sully had to go to the source.
...and this, girls, is why there are no conservatives in Washington.
I can't keep up with the protests anymore... is this a pro-Prop 8 or anti-Prop 8 commentary?
Comment deleted because let's face it, lips on balls is always beyond comment.
Shit, at least in Texas we cook 'em first!
Testicles; they're not just for breakfast anymore.
When my neighbor said come to town and see tulips and bulbs, i never thought it was two lips on balls.
Those small ones over there? The bull doesn't ALWAYS lose, y'know...
GROWIN A SET; UR DOIN IT WRONG!
Nothin' ta be seein' here, folks; just a Folsom Street Fair concession stand. Please ta be movin' along now...
Wonder if he was entered in the weiner eating contest next?
Cajun Truth or Dare - what you do NOT want to play with the locals after a night of heavy drinking in the French Quarter.
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Farmer Clemment has a quirky test for city boys who ask for one of his girl's hands in marriage. It involved something he took from other city boys he'd caught with his daughters in flagrante delicto.
Typos R Us
Farmer Clemment has a quirky test for city boys who ask for one of his girls' hands in marriage. It involves something he takes from other city boys caught in flagrante delicto with his daughters.
WordVerify: ciderski - popular fermented beverage in Siberia
Betcha can't eat just one
When people hear Proposition 8, this is what they are really thinking
Sports Commentator: You realize Bob, that for Steve to be contestant 37, 36 other people had to sign up first.
Coming up next on Fox's "Sports You'll Never See on TV"
Oregeon's Pregnant Father attempts to achieve a hormonal balance, balanced with what, who knows?
Why V the K's extended family doesn't have Thanksgiving dinner with him.
Ned took the Obama win especially hard.
Ver Word: bainsuk
The article didn't mention the traditional family activity taking place after this contest - Dodge Balls!!!
Hey, you got to do SOMETHING with all the left-overs.
After hearing about the contest, Congressman Barney Frank immediately took leave and hopped a plane to New Zealand faster than you can say "Mortgage Bailout".
ORA? - "More testicles means more iron!"
COMFORT FOOD - YER DUIN IT RONG
That takes balls.
wv:essesen-German mumbles something about eating
Ball Breakers was followed by Lickity Split during the barnyard games.
Contestant dub was unhappy, these balls were too fat.
Dude, these aren't the balls you we supposed to wash!
Ohhh, so that is what they do with all the balls they remove from the dailykos male members.
Ex-con Dave discovers that the vault that he has broken into is really Hillary's testicle lock box. He realizes too late that he will be found dead of an apparent suicide in Fort Marcy Park.
NOM... NOM... NOM....
vw: balic
The San Francisco treat.
VW: whataneffinggrosspicture
(not really, VW: pregrot, which just sounds disgusting)
Before "When Harry Met Sally", there was the lesser known "When Army of Mom Met Army of Dad".
Are your balls are belong to ME!!!
Tastes like chicken balls.
One bite told Jim that he was not in the line for the dead hamster eating contest.
Lance Armstrong becomes desperate.
I always wondered if this was what "matzoh ball soup" was made of...
They gay cows' testicles taste like shit.
Sign #438 it's a Bear Market: The Bull Market seems to be missing a little something.
A PUMA activist digs through Hillary's latest regurgitation.
I've long since known what it meant to 69...and now I know why I've never 37'd.
"And Jimbo Jenkins wins by a nut in the 2008 John Kruk Invitational!!"
Isn't there a sister city named Hunterville somewhere in Dixieland?
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