Story you don't want to read: here
1. Sullivan fumed. "Why doesn't anyone tell me about these contests?"
2. Why V the K doesn't have Thanksgiving dinner with his extended family.
3. Members of the mainstream press have an unfair advantage given that they can pretty much swallow anything.
4. Jed knew all of those years of training in the White Swallow bathhouse would pay off one day.
5. George Eads's post-CSI career was the stuff of washed up-actor legend
Best of Jack Reacher
Nice, making fun of a guy who...who...you know what, nutcracker guy? You're on your own on this one.
Best of Artfldgr
Mr Owl, how many licks does it take?
Best of Artfldgr
Years later the state would make it illegal to have such fun feeding the homeless.
Best of robert
Testosterone patches weren't covered under Obamacare so Sully had to go to the source.
Best of Chrees
I can't keep up with the protests anymore... is this a pro-Prop 8 or anti-Prop 8 commentary?
Best of Whacko
Testicles; they're not just for breakfast anymore.
Best of Submariner
Nothin' ta be seein' here, folks; just a Folsom Street Fair concession stand. Please ta be movin' along now...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Cajun Truth or Dare - what you do NOT want to play with the locals after a night of heavy drinking in the French Quarter.
Best of Seoulman (R)
When people hear Proposition 8, this is what they are really thinking
Best of sonicfrog
The article didn't mention the traditional family activity taking place after this contest - Dodge Balls!!!
Hey, you got to do SOMETHING with all the left-overs.
Best of Kaptain Krude
COMFORT FOOD - YER DUIN IT RONG
Best of metalgarth
NOM... NOM... NOM....
Best of dub
Before "When Harry Met Sally", there was the lesser known "When Army of Mom Met Army of Dad".
Best of aj
Lance Armstrong becomes desperate.