Friday, November 21, 2008
The Storied Indecency of a Sick Intercourse
1. How Andrew Sullivan eats a Reese's.
2. "Hey, why are these labeled 'Tuesday?'"
3. "... And I'm spent!"
4. "You're right, Downy does work better than Snuggle."
5. Shortest ever lull between brutal fight and tender make-up sex.
Best of Whacko
Some folks have their testicles served on fine linen. Others must forage in the wild.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"Bloomers" McBean so missed boot camp harassment by a DI who force-marched him around the barracks with underwear on his head that when he finally discovered a fetish substitute... no referee was going to spoil the eureka moment with a freaking 10-count!
Best of metalgarth
The FSWF* had no difficulties getting its product on pay-per-view TV, but most of its target audience would just as soon watch HGTV or 'Will and Grace' reruns.
*Folsom Street Wrestling Federation
Best of dub
Japanese characature translation: "How I Handle Hungry Men!
Best of MattKostume
I see London, I see France, I... think I'm going to puke.
Best of Submariner
The Yokohama brothers suffered through life the best that they could, considering their "temple-to-pubis" congenital join. When "E! Life Story" returns after the break, things change overnight when Vince McMahon finds them and realizes he has hit on WWF Tag Team gold!
Best of dub
Not to be out done by Dub's use of a sock in pant stuffing, Fuji Suzukiyakisoba decides to stuff his pants with another wrestler.
Best of Kaptain Krude
After Sandy "The Burglar" Berger's infamous escapades, the new security precautions went to ridiculous lengths.
Best of molson
The Dyslexic Teabagger managed to achieve victories through the most unconventional of means.