1. How Andrew Sullivan eats a Reese's.
2. "Hey, why are these labeled 'Tuesday?'"
3. "... And I'm spent!"
4. "You're right, Downy does work better than Snuggle."
5. Shortest ever lull between brutal fight and tender make-up sex.
Best of Whacko
Some folks have their testicles served on fine linen. Others must forage in the wild.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"Bloomers" McBean so missed boot camp harassment by a DI who force-marched him around the barracks with underwear on his head that when he finally discovered a fetish substitute... no referee was going to spoil the eureka moment with a freaking 10-count!
Best of metalgarth
The FSWF* had no difficulties getting its product on pay-per-view TV, but most of its target audience would just as soon watch HGTV or 'Will and Grace' reruns.
*Folsom Street Wrestling Federation
Best of dub
Japanese characature translation: "How I Handle Hungry Men!
Best of MattKostume
I see London, I see France, I... think I'm going to puke.
Best of Submariner
The Yokohama brothers suffered through life the best that they could, considering their "temple-to-pubis" congenital join. When "E! Life Story" returns after the break, things change overnight when Vince McMahon finds them and realizes he has hit on WWF Tag Team gold!
Best of dub
Not to be out done by Dub's use of a sock in pant stuffing, Fuji Suzukiyakisoba decides to stuff his pants with another wrestler.
Best of Kaptain Krude
After Sandy "The Burglar" Berger's infamous escapades, the new security precautions went to ridiculous lengths.
Best of molson
The Dyslexic Teabagger managed to achieve victories through the most unconventional of means.
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The term "dick head" comes to mind.
Little did 'The Bruiser' know that when he said "eat my shorts" that the wonderfully skilled but somewhat dim 'Terminator' would take it literally.
Some folks have their testicles served on fine linen. Others must forage in the wild.
"Bloomers" McBean so missed boot camp harassment by a DI who force-marched him around the barracks with underwear on his head that when he finally discovered a fetish substitute... no referee was going to spoil the eureka moment with a freaking 10-count!
The FSWF* had no difficulties getting its product on pay-per-view TV, but most of its target audience would just as soon watch HGTV or 'Will and Grace' reruns.
*Folsom Street Wrestling Federation
I see Guantamo Bay Olympics are on TV again
Flook me? No FLOOK YOU!!
The Paparazzi strikes again...this time leaking secret AOM and AOD honeymoon pictures.
Japanese characature translation:
"How I Handle Hungry Men!
Kamato the Krusher takes this Japanese panty-sniffing craze just a leeetle too far.
I see London, I see France, I...
think I'm going to puke.
...Could be pink, could be white,
could be filled with some Asian dude's junk.
The first rule of Ghey Fight Club...
Arimoto the Animal learns to his horror that Kichiban was not faking it; his own fart really did render his opponent unconscious.
The stunt when horribly awry when The Mangler realized his opponent wore his "brown in front" today.
NOM...NOM... NOM...
This is why you don't order "cream of sum yung gai" at a chinese restaurant
His face is going the wrong way. Wrestling is so fake!
Both wrestlers out cold. I'd call that a draw.
The Yokohama brothers suffered through life the best that they could, considering their "temple-to-pubis" congenital join. When "E! Life Story" returns after the break, things change overnight when Vince McMahon finds them and realizes he has hit on WWF Tag Team gold!
Dub hides his gaze from the horror of a 3 pound overweight Jap in the front row.
Not to be out done by Dub's use of a sock in pant stuffing, Fuji Suzukiyakisoba decides to stuff his pants with another wrestler.
The Half-Nelson was nothing compared to the Fragrant-Fred.
Not to be out done by Dub's use of a sock in pant stuffing, Fuji Suzukiyakisoba decides to stuff his pants with another wrestler.
Now that's funny!
The fans began to get restless when Cum So Lu began to linger just a little too long in the dreaded "bite my jock" maneuver.
Dayiu became the but of her girlfriends jokes when they realized that her boyfriend could fit not only his package in his tight tidy whities, but the whole head of another man.
How 'Dick the Bruiser' got his name.
The Mighty Honshu later blamed his very public indiscretion on 'static cling'.
The Tokyo Tinkerbell made this final move in desperation: apparently his feather boa alone was not ghey enough.
Cheap bastard. Won't pay the 5 yen to buy the same thing from a vending machine.
After paying these guys that much money to act out his lifelong fantasy, your damn tootin' George Takei snapped some shots!!
wv: euterter.
used in a sentence:
If some girl hurt you, euterter back.
My bad!! I thought you said this was a 'Fag-Team' wrestling match!
When the boss told Joe he would be in the "Texas Death Cage", he had no idea that was the nickname for Akkido's drawers.
The weight and awkwardness of wearing another wrestler as your facemask finally caught up with Bill.
After Sandy "The Burglar" Berger's infamous escapades, the new security precautions went to ridiculous lengths.
Not that I know from personal experience.... but....
UR DOING IT WRONG!!!!!
"Thanks, eHarmony!"
You know, most of the time, I find myself wishing that VtK would include links to the source of a CapThis! picture so that, after savoring the weirdness I can find out what the actual context was. This time something tells me the source link would be NSFW and would probably require extensive post-view brain bleaching.
The thrill of victory,
the agony of da meat.
Nice hat.
The Dyslexic Teabagger managed to achieve victories through the most unconventional of means.
Inspired by Obama's intervention in College Football, Barney Frank makes changes to NCAA wresting.
After his facemask flew out of the ring, the crowd's roar caused the Masked Avenger to mishear the trainer's shouts to bury his face in the RUCKsack he was waving frantically.
WordVerify: jetsm - flotsm antimatter?
Interviewed months later, Bruno admitted that the "from a toilet seat" excuse for his ugly genital herpes outbreaks didn't help a failing marriage at all. OTOH, the WWWF's new wrestling condom was selling well in high schools... mostly for use as water bombs.
"Have you no decency, sir? Have you no *sniiiiiiiiiiiiff* decency?" A KOSkid is briefly distracted from his practicing his ranting at the Caption This website.
Fart Niffing: UR DOING IT RONG!
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