1. Stop me if you've heard this before, a priest, a metrosexual, and a transvestite nun walk into a Caption Blog...
2. "Yes, Newsom, it's still adultery when you band your aide's wife, even IF you are drunk at the time."
3. "All I said was I wanted to marry all three Jonas Brothers. C'mon, Gav, let's be progressive about this."
4. "OK, it's a bet, Gav. If I can *prove* I saw a leprechaun, you have to suck my balls."
5. "OK. that's two votes to lower the age of consent in San Francisco to 8... how do you vote, Sister Boom Boom?"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Father Brannigan whispers...
"Gavin, me boyo, I saw you pleasuring that little "Mikey" and want you to know I've matching lingerie outfits that'll get us on Caption This faster than you can squeal, Oh Heavenly Father!"
Best of Tim
Gavin plays footsie with the enemy
Best of metalgarth
"Fred Mertz, Man of the Cloth" fared as well with viewers as most of Lucille Ball's post "I Love Lucy" endeavors.
Best of Silhouette
"Get yer hand off me lucky charms."
Best of flyovercountry
Oh yes, St. Patrick's day, where we can all dress up like fairies, no wait, we do that everyday.
Best of dub
As Gavin admires the alterboys technique, he couldnt help but to smirk at the thought of being next.
Best of MattKostume
Mayor Newsom chuckled to himself, "He's diggin' it now, but boy is Father Pat gonna be pissed when he finds out I hired a WOMAN to go under the table!"
Best of molson
I am so going to dress you up like a nun and pump you up the... well you know what's coming so you can stop smiling already.
Best of Jack Reacher
When did Don Rickles become a priest?
Best of Seoulman (R)
You know what else is magically delicious
Best of attmay
"Knock it off, Monsignor. In case you haven't noticed, I'm over 18 and married."
Best of Submariner
Any connection between your tie hangin' straight and what that means for Dilbert, Gavin me boy-o?