1. Stop me if you've heard this before, a priest, a metrosexual, and a transvestite nun walk into a Caption Blog...
2. "Yes, Newsom, it's still adultery when you band your aide's wife, even IF you are drunk at the time."
3. "All I said was I wanted to marry all three Jonas Brothers. C'mon, Gav, let's be progressive about this."
4. "OK, it's a bet, Gav. If I can *prove* I saw a leprechaun, you have to suck my balls."
5. "OK. that's two votes to lower the age of consent in San Francisco to 8... how do you vote, Sister Boom Boom?"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Father Brannigan whispers...
"Gavin, me boyo, I saw you pleasuring that little "Mikey" and want you to know I've matching lingerie outfits that'll get us on Caption This faster than you can squeal, Oh Heavenly Father!"
Best of Tim
Gavin plays footsie with the enemy
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"Fred Mertz, Man of the Cloth" fared as well with viewers as most of Lucille Ball's post "I Love Lucy" endeavors.
Best of Silhouette
"Get yer hand off me lucky charms."
Best of flyovercountry
Oh yes, St. Patrick's day, where we can all dress up like fairies, no wait, we do that everyday.
Best of dub
As Gavin admires the alterboys technique, he couldnt help but to smirk at the thought of being next.
Best of MattKostume
Mayor Newsom chuckled to himself, "He's diggin' it now, but boy is Father Pat gonna be pissed when he finds out I hired a WOMAN to go under the table!"
Best of molson
I am so going to dress you up like a nun and pump you up the... well you know what's coming so you can stop smiling already.
Best of Jack Reacher
When did Don Rickles become a priest?
Best of Seoulman (R)
You know what else is magically delicious
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"Knock it off, Monsignor. In case you haven't noticed, I'm over 18 and married."
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Any connection between your tie hangin' straight and what that means for Dilbert, Gavin me boy-o?
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Father Brannigan whispers...
"Gavin, me boyo, I saw you pleasuring that little "Mikey" and want you to know I've matching lingerie outfits that'll get us on Caption This faster than you can squeal, Oh Heavenly Father!"
Gavin plays footsie with the enemy
"Fred Mertz, Man of the Cloth" fared as well with viewers as most of Lucille Ball's post "I Love Lucy" endeavors.
Nikita Kruschev aks a young Robert Kennedy "What means Kiss me I'm Irish?"
Well, doesn't Gavin look like the mayor that swallowed the microphone?
"So, Gavin, the other day I walk into a bar with my friends the rabbi and the minister, and the bartender says 'What is this, a joke?'"
"Gavin, I am now rethinking opening my speech tonight by revealing our relationship when you were 5. You think the Irish Catholic League will be mad if I do?"
"Get yer hand off me lucky charms."
Oh yes, St. Patrick's day, where we can all dress up like fairies, no wait, we do that everyday.
As Gavin admires the alterboys technique, he couldnt help but to smirk at the thought of being next.
Father Murphy chastises the mayor for his etiquette faux pas... Always pass the altar boy to the right under the table, not to the left.
Mayor Newsom chuckled to himself, "He's diggin' it now, but boy is Father Pat gonna be pissed when he finds out I hired a WOMAN to go under the table!"
Seems the mayor just passed the sugar UNDER the table.
I am so going to dress you up like a nun and pump you up the... well you know what's coming so you can stop smiling already.
When did Don Rickles become a priest?
"Well, you're a little old to be an altar boy, but I suppose for you we could make an exception."
"Dream on. No way I can get you off that 'Sodom/Gomorrah' hook after the crap you people have been pulling."
wv: asholo (!)
Despite his long years in the ministry, Father Murphy never received the coif of his prayers.
You know what else is magically delicious
You like Celtic dancing, that's nice.... What Celt-lick? Oh, that's very different.
Bling around the collar. Bling around the collar
Will you stop saying "Grin son and clover" over and over
Happy St. Patrick's Gay
"Quit it, Monsignor. In case you haven't noticed, I'm over 18 and married."
Any connection between your tie hangin' straight and what that means for Dilbert, Gavin me boy-o?
OK, Gavin me lad, where ya be hidin' th' mic today, ?
Will ya be servin' the altar wine or the Guinness today?
Thought bubble; "Bless me father, I'm about to sin..."
Sorry, Sean, but you only need to be jigglin' the toilet handle. Not me.
Thanks, Padre, but I'm Protestant.
Gavin, me boy-o, it's not the Blarney Stone, but I have somethin' just as hard in me pocket that you can be kissin' for luck...
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