1. Actually, we are different, kid. My bananas don't smell like Astro-Glide.2. A smug lefty hands out 'sphincter expanders,' to make the coming four years of 'hope and change' easier to take.
3. Daylight come and me wanna whomp on some smug commie a$$ with a snow plow!
4. Hey! Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just another stupid, pathetic Obama drone?
5. Smug lefty thought balloon: "I am so glad The Obamassiah won. I was so-o-o-o-o afraid I'd have to get a job or something!"
Wicked Best of Kaptain Krude
Well, in the same way that we share about 97% of our DNA with monkeys, we're not that different. It's that 3% difference there, and you're the one holding the bananas, monkey-boy!
Best of Seoulman (R)
As the artist would explain the banana represented the entire Obama experience.
He started green with no experience, showed a yellow streak when it came to Iraq, became more black as the election came closer, eventually it would become too rotten and have to be thrown away.
Best of Andrew Sullivan
The fruit in that picture looks good enough to eat, but the bananas look a little underripe
Best of Jay Guevara
Four fruits.
Best of mpur
The rest of the bananas in the bunch say: "...until you disagree with me and then I'll, like, totally suppress your First Amendment rights."
(It was a big bunch of bananas)
Best of Tommy Paine IX
Billy was looking forward to joining Obama's Civilian Homeland Security Force because the issued pistol would be more effective at keeping him from being beaten for his lunch money than the bananas had been.
Best of sonicfrog
We said this would happen - now the Banana's are suing to try and get married!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
We're not
That different,
You & I.
It's just
That I
Like other guys.
*Burma Shave*
Best of GregMan
Yes we are. I bathe.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Last known photo of Jimmy Terwilliger, snapped before he dangled a bunch of bananas in front of the lardass who'd just snarfed up a monster burger, roll of paper towels, a table, a waitress... and the photographer.
Best of mega
With the aid of his cell phone camera, Tim *finally* got his proof that bananas had evolved a high intelligence and were trying to communicate wih him.
Best of Rodney Dill
... 'cept I'm not livin' with my mom... in her basement...
Best of MattKostume
So many bananas. So few holes.
Best of Chrees
If by "not that different" you mean the same kingdom and phylum, then I'll agree. Beyond that, I'm not so sure...
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Mike would later wonder, years later as he sat drunk and homeless on a park bench, if it was the science fair where everything went downhill.
As the artist would explain the banana represented the entire Obama experience.
He started green with no experience, showed a yellow streak when it came to Iraq, became more black as the election came closer, eventually it would become too rotten and have to be thrown away.
Voiceover: "This is a sociology major, this is a sociology major on drugs. Any questions?"
The fruit in that picture looks good enough to eat, but the bananas look a little underripe
The subtle meaning of the work would be lost on red-state conservatives, which is why we at the NEA must fund his creative spirit.
Friend: Dude, I know it is like art and stuff, but dude, I am like really hungry and stuff
The two bananas already eaten read "Aside from being commies."
Bananas? Is that racist?
We're not that different, but different enough, Bucko.
Four fruits.
"We're not that different? I demand a recount!"
wv: esseh
"We're not that different, ese?"
The rest of the bananas in the bunch say:
"...until you disagree with me and then I'll, like, totally suppress your First Amendment rights."
(It was a big bunch of bananas)
Its a shame he lowered the value of those bananas, cause when our economy goes belly up and we're reduced to a barter system, he won't get as much.
Billy was looking forward to joining Obama's Civilian Homeland Security Force because the issued pistol would be more effective at keeping him from being beaten for his lunch money than the bananas had been.
Then, once he found out that due to Obama's tax increases he'd have no lunch money anyway, he joined the Republican Party...
"Banannas, muther-effer? Is that some kind of racist JOKE?" Jimmy was liquified by his own irony-impaired brethren before he could explain.
We said this would happen - now the Banana's are suing to try and get married!
We're not
That different,
You & I.
It's just
That I
Like other guys.
*Burma Shave*
We're not
That different,
You & I.
You liked
Palin,
I bought lies.
*Burma Shave*
We're not
That different,
You & I.
McCain talked
Issues,
Barrack talked
Pies.
*Burma Shave*
"We're not that different".
Yes we are. I bathe.
"We're not that different".
Yes we are. I have a job.
I suppose if I went and got a lobotomy, no, we wouldn't be that different.
We're not
That different,
You & I.
I just
Can't marry
In Cali (*sigh*)
*Burma Shave*
That's right, kid. In a communist society, everyone is the same... Except those who decide on where or who the wealth is redistributed to. I'm sorry our school system failed you.
Easy there cowboy. One banana at a time. You don't want to repeat what happened with the frozen fish do you?
"We're not that different"? Well, in the same way that we share about 97% of our DNA with monkeys, we're not that different. It's that 3% difference there, and you're the one holding the bananas, monkey-boy!
wv: grateth - A pronouncement of pleasure from Sullivan. "Thothe bananath are the grateth!"
A side note: 4 down from this original picture, a lady is holding a sign that says: "I may not agree with what you have to say...but I will fight for your right to say it. (REALLY) [heart] 52"
Thanks, lady, but those of us on the right side have been in that place for a long, long time. You may be tardy to the party, but it's nice to see you've finally arrived. Better late than never, I suppose.
Sorry, just had to get that off my chest. I feeling better, now.
After a quick review with a ruler, Dub is saddened to figure out that apparently we are that different, he and I. My poor wife.
Kaptain Krude said...
"wv: grateth
grate | eth (v); what leftist rants do to those with any cognitive ability.
Your smug now, but four years of Barackonomics ought to wipe that goofy grin off your face.
Sparta!
We're not that different?
Oh, but I believe that I am quite different from you. Let me list just a couple of things off the top of my head.
1 I don't write on my food.
2. I don't post lame ass photos of myself on the internet.
3. I did not vote for "That One".
4. I don't think President Elect Obama is Hitler, evil, stupid, or illegally elected, like you did Bush.
5. I do not like socialism.
6. I pay taxes.
7. I don't pretend to like people I dislike.
8. I own several firearms, and carry one a lot of the time.
9. I work for a living.
That's enough for now, I will email you the other 3 or 4 hundred later.
Flyover, I am going to have to disagree with you on #4.
He should be popular now...that he can palm three bananas at once.
There are indeed two Americas -- otherwise known as “The Banana Split”.
Amerikkka the Banana Republic: what the moonbats really want.
Fruity Pebbles loves Bamm-Bamm.
With the aid of his cell phone camera, Tim *finally* got his proof that bananas had evolved a high intelligence and were trying to communicate wih him.
After destroying some food to make a political point, Tim filled his tank with corn ethanol and drove two blocks to the Anti-Global Warming rally.
Liberal bananas: yellow on the outside, rotten on the inside.
Last known photo of Jimmy Terwilliger, snapped before he dangled a bunch of bananas in front of the lardass who'd just snarfed up a monster burger, roll of paper towels, a table, a waitress... and the photographer.
The bananas are a metaphor for liberal-socialist politicians who exude a hot gas far more potent than ethylene, capable of turning susceptible (especially female) brains to mush.
mega said...
With the aid of his cell phone camera, Tim *finally* got his proof that bananas had evolved a high intelligence and were trying to communicate wih him.
That actually made me "LOL". :)
... 'cept I'm not livin' with my mom... in her basement...
So many bananas. So few holes.
If by "not that different" you mean the same kingdom and phylum, then I'll agree. Beyond that, I'm not so sure...
This whole 52-48 site thing is ridiculous. The kid can keep his bananas and do whatever he'd like with them....Until The One decides the kid only deserves one banana then takes the other two and gives them to someone else.....
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