Bite it, Commies. After eight years of "Bush is a war criminal" and three months of "Sarah Palin is a see-you-next-tuesday," Now, they're all about unity. You can just bite it, douchebags.
1. Actually, we are different, kid. My bananas don't smell like Astro-Glide.
2. A smug lefty hands out 'sphincter expanders,' to make the coming four years of 'hope and change' easier to take.
3. Daylight come and me wanna whomp on some smug commie a$$ with a snow plow!
4. Hey! Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just another stupid, pathetic Obama drone?
5. Smug lefty thought balloon: "I am so glad The Obamassiah won. I was so-o-o-o-o afraid I'd have to get a job or something!"
Wicked Best of Kaptain Krude
Well, in the same way that we share about 97% of our DNA with monkeys, we're not that different. It's that 3% difference there, and you're the one holding the bananas, monkey-boy!
Best of Seoulman (R)
As the artist would explain the banana represented the entire Obama experience.
He started green with no experience, showed a yellow streak when it came to Iraq, became more black as the election came closer, eventually it would become too rotten and have to be thrown away.
Best of Andrew Sullivan
The fruit in that picture looks good enough to eat, but the bananas look a little underripe
Best of Jay Guevara
Best of mpur
The rest of the bananas in the bunch say: "...until you disagree with me and then I'll, like, totally suppress your First Amendment rights."
(It was a big bunch of bananas)
Best of Tommy Paine IX
Billy was looking forward to joining Obama's Civilian Homeland Security Force because the issued pistol would be more effective at keeping him from being beaten for his lunch money than the bananas had been.
Best of sonicfrog
We said this would happen - now the Banana's are suing to try and get married!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
You & I.
Like other guys.
Best of GregMan
Yes we are. I bathe.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Last known photo of Jimmy Terwilliger, snapped before he dangled a bunch of bananas in front of the lardass who'd just snarfed up a monster burger, roll of paper towels, a table, a waitress... and the photographer.
Best of mega
With the aid of his cell phone camera, Tim *finally* got his proof that bananas had evolved a high intelligence and were trying to communicate wih him.
Best of Rodney Dill
... 'cept I'm not livin' with my mom... in her basement...
Best of MattKostume
So many bananas. So few holes.
Best of Chrees
If by "not that different" you mean the same kingdom and phylum, then I'll agree. Beyond that, I'm not so sure...