Monday, November 17, 2008
A Ridiculous Yippy Little Thing and His Dog
1. "I rescued him from a snowy field where he was being stalked by a naked white woman."
2. When visiting the home of Michael Vick, it's common courtesy to bring an appetizer.
3. "Huh Huh, Check it out. Abe Lincoln is totally staring at my a$$."
4. "Soon, Mr Lincoln, I shall join you among the halls of legends - but I shall stand atop a throne of human skulls and my name will be written in blood through all of history! Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
5. Meanwhile, the dog just thinks, "Why would you be standing on a throne, numbnuts?"
Best of thedoyle
There is a completely useless fluffy animal in this picture and he's holding a dog.
Best of duke of red
One of these presidents has a legacy of bloody revolution, racial hatred, and deeply dividing the country.
The other was shot by John Wilkes Booth.
Best of metalgarth
Obama just luvs them white bitches...
Best of metalgarth
Four score and seven years ago, there was no way a president of the United States would be seen dead with such a ghey dog.
Best of dub
Obama: "For my familys dog, I pick Cotton".
Best of jj
For practice, I'm gonna screw this pooch. Then the country...
Best of aj
Obama picks a bitch to be Secretary of State...just not the one we were all thinking of.
Best of dadoctah
I shall call him...Mini...Negative...er, Fur-covered...Me.
Best of Seoulman (R)
The eyes give the robot away. How could a real person hold a cute doggie, stand next to a statue of an American hero and still look that smug.
Best of molson
Sure it will bite your ankles, chew up your shoes, piss all over everything, and sh!t on your lawn. The dog's nice though.
Best of Jack Reacher
After the SWAT team burst in, Obama was heard to mutter "Bitch set me up."
Best of GregMan
Lincoln desparately wanted to flounce off but he was stuck to his marble chair.
Best of MattKostume
FACT: All 3 had white mothers.