1. Cigarettes and Night Train weren't inducements to every voter, ACORN found.
2. Hardee's should go back to using Paris Hilton
3. Kwame Kilpatrick celebrates being the first recipient of a pardon from Chairman Zero.
4. Special sauce has never been more... special.
5. See! Thursday isn't the only say you get big mounds of meat on Cap This!
Best of Submariner
Funny, both he AND his wife kept humming "it takes two hands to handle a whopper..."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Tyronne Mugabutu inhaled the burger, paper towels, table, a waitress and the photographer while terrified patrons and short-order cooks cowered, waiting and praying for police to rescue them.
Moral: Concealed Carry permits save lives.
Best of Seoulman (R)
Oddly, after James died of a heart attack with the last bite of the hamburger unswallowed,but in his mouth, no one could decide if he had won the bet.
Best of metalgarth
Ahhhh.... So that's what Webster looks like in the universe where Spock has a beard.
Best of Jack Reacher
Hillary Clinton's statement "We're going to take some things away from you for the common good" was something she wisely didn't try with this fellow.
Best of GregMan
This Is The Cheeseburger I Have Been Waiting For.
Best of GregMan
Man, I don't even want to be in the same country when this guy's laxative kicks in.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
I just knew that the "have it your way" slogan would eventually bankrupt Burger King.
Best of sonicfrog
Man, Rodney Allen Rippey has really let himself go.
Best of Shambhala
I think that helmet is the only thing keeping his jaw from dislocating like a python's.
Best of Army of Dad
Somewhere a cat is pissed that this guy got a cheeseburger.
Best of prince of leaves
VtK starts off a new CapThis! series: "Seven Deadly Sins Monday". Cappers across the country quietly but desperately pray that Lust won't modeled by the same guy who depicted Gluttony.
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Some of us put our investments into gold and silver to weather the next 4 years. Kwame put his into beef.
Funny, both he AND his wife kept humming "it takes two hands to handle a whopper..."
One example where Momma's scornful, "Your eyes were bigger than your stomach, young man" just won't apply.
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Before: The average fast food pig's colon contains 29 pounds of indigestible debris.
After: FEMA reports the tenement collapse has been traced to apartment 72-G, and a tenant who recently consumed 8x the recommended dosage of Colon Cleanse.
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PosterChild for Obamalama's "A sammich in every pot" election promise
Bob later sued the restaurant claiming there was no warning that eating burgers this size could cause obesity
The Cover of Crash Test Dummy's New Album Yum-Yum-Yum-Yum
Tyronne Mugabutu inhaled the burger, paper towels, table, a waitress and the photographer while terrified patrons and short-order cooks cowered, waiting and praying for police to rescue them.
Moral: Concealed Carry permits save lives.
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Obamalama's secret love child by Whoppi Goldberg was a story nobody had the stomach to examine up close.
Oddly, after James died of a heart attack with the last bite of the hamburger unswallowed,but in his mouth, no one could decide if he had won the bet.
Frank's hearing problem became noticable to those around him as he remarked before eating "Like O-Babo said, I am just spreading my girth around."
Reuters 10Nov2008: McDonald's (MCD) October same-store U.S. sales climbed 5.3%. McDonald's spokesperson Suzy Binkum says credit goes entirely to one anonymous lardass in Cleveland who received 18,473 IRS rebate checks by mistake.
Carl was just starting to enjoy the sub-prime special (a burger too big to eat with a wallet too empty to pay for it) when PETA members began pelting him with ketchup packets.
I can haz cheezburger was never the same after Obama's stormtroopers took over
Ahhhh.... So that's what Webster looks like in the universe where Spock has a beard.
Hillary Clinton's statement "We're going to take some things away from you for the common good" was something she wisely didn't try with this fellow.
The sign outside said "Free 1/4 burger to each voter." Tyrone said that, since he voted seventeen times in Cook County alone, he deserved a bit more.
Will this burger make my ass look fat?
William "The Fridge" Perry gets ready to consume the Shitburger known as "Barrack Obama".
When stress starts to get to him, Charles closes his eyes and thinks of his "happy place".
Yeah, that pretty much sums up what the welfare state will be doing to the U.S. economy for the next four years.
This Is The Cheeseburger I Have Been Waiting For.
Sully's google search for "big and black" yielded the results we pretty much expected after last Tuesday.
Man, I don't even want to be in the same country when this guy's laxative kicks in.
Captcha: upurv - guilty as charged
"Bacon!... They forgot the bacon!"
I just knew that the "have it your way" slogan would eventually bankrupt Burger King.
Starr Jones trains to get back in shape for another run on "The View."
"Wow, that seems a little large.... better make it a diet Coke."
Judging by the mass the average person occupies, the California Supreme Court found ACORN had reasonable cause to register him seven times.
"Obama's gonna pay for my mortgage, for my gas, for my quadruple bypass..."
Man, Rodney Allen Rippey has really let himself go.
I don't know, but the state of the economy, this may not be a good time for Carl's Jr. to introduce the $20 burger.
Ver Word: WAYME - I shit you not!!!!
Here's a perfect analogy for TARP. $700 billion goes in. A giant steaming pile of sh!t comes out. Simple.
I think that helmet is the only thing keeping his jaw from dislocating like a python's.
WV: reffight (This MEANS something!)
I guess it's true; EVERYbody has a twin, even Mike al'Moore ('ceptin' Mikey's is a negative...).
Eat up. Soon to be illegal in 12 states. Other nations aren't just going to like it if we eat what we choose, you know.
Harald believed that a burger a day would keep the doctor away.
He died at the age of 29.
Somewhere a cat is pissed that this guy got a cheeseburger.
That's right keep eating there Tiny. This will the last time her vote for The One.
That's right keep eating there Tiny. This will be the last time he votes for The One.
damn, tired capping is not good.
I see the New Fat Albert, but where is Pushmouth?
OK class, what is larger his carbon footprint or his waist?
Vice President Palin's advocacy for special needs citizens would have been a little less cynical than Obama's "burger vouchers for votes" plan.
VtK starts off a new CapThis! series: "Seven Deadly Sins Monday". Cappers across the country quietly but desperately pray that Lust won't modeled by the same guy who depicted Gluttony.
ORA:
Looks like next time Oprah will have to use a Suburban instead of a Red Flyer for the visual demostration...
v word - normol - which this ain't!
March 6, 1977: Emmanuel Lewis eats his first White Castle burger.
"Whatchoo talkin' bout, hamburger???"
Obama's Secretary of Health and Human Services enjoys a quick bite, and comments on Biden's complaint about inappropriate eating during cabinet meetings. "F*** that cracker."
Do we really want to know why he needs that crash helmet?
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