Monday, November 10, 2008
1. Cigarettes and Night Train weren't inducements to every voter, ACORN found.
2. Hardee's should go back to using Paris Hilton
3. Kwame Kilpatrick celebrates being the first recipient of a pardon from Chairman Zero.
4. Special sauce has never been more... special.
5. See! Thursday isn't the only say you get big mounds of meat on Cap This!
Best of Submariner
Funny, both he AND his wife kept humming "it takes two hands to handle a whopper..."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Tyronne Mugabutu inhaled the burger, paper towels, table, a waitress and the photographer while terrified patrons and short-order cooks cowered, waiting and praying for police to rescue them.
Moral: Concealed Carry permits save lives.
Best of Seoulman (R)
Oddly, after James died of a heart attack with the last bite of the hamburger unswallowed,but in his mouth, no one could decide if he had won the bet.
Best of metalgarth
Ahhhh.... So that's what Webster looks like in the universe where Spock has a beard.
Best of Jack Reacher
Hillary Clinton's statement "We're going to take some things away from you for the common good" was something she wisely didn't try with this fellow.
Best of GregMan
This Is The Cheeseburger I Have Been Waiting For.
Best of GregMan
Man, I don't even want to be in the same country when this guy's laxative kicks in.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
I just knew that the "have it your way" slogan would eventually bankrupt Burger King.
Best of sonicfrog
Man, Rodney Allen Rippey has really let himself go.
Best of Shambhala
I think that helmet is the only thing keeping his jaw from dislocating like a python's.
Best of Army of Dad
Somewhere a cat is pissed that this guy got a cheeseburger.
Best of prince of leaves
VtK starts off a new CapThis! series: "Seven Deadly Sins Monday". Cappers across the country quietly but desperately pray that Lust won't modeled by the same guy who depicted Gluttony.