1. Abdul takes a picture that will help keep him warm during those cold, desert nights.
2. "Well, babe, California's out for the time being, but we'll always have Massachusetts."
3. Gallant protests this post as multiculturally intolerant. Goofus looks the goat and shouts "Did her!"
4. Young Abdul seethes as Master Ibrahim takes many pictures of the goat. "B1tch" he mutters quietly in Arabic.
5. "Wait until my wives see these pictures. They will never believe I met Sarah Jessica Parker!"
Best of dub
Pelosi doesnt look so baaaaad in white.
Best of molson
To have sex with the goat you must first marry the goat. It is our law. Now be gone as none of you are worthy.
Best of flyovercountry
Iran's version of "The View". The other hosts were busy eating paper and tin cans.
Best of GregMan
"I wish I could quit ewe."
I'm sorry, I'm just so sorry, but someone had to do it...
Best of MattKostume
Sorry boys, Miss Streisand will not be signing autographs.
Best of MattKostume
You know its bad when even the goat wonders what that smell is.
Best of metalgarth
"Best Little Whorehouse in Kabul"... Worst.Musical.Ever
Best of metalgarth
All your base are belong to Goatlord
Best of MattKostume
"Muslim High School Goats in Trouble", a Samuel L. Bronkowitz Production
Best of Van Helsing
During Ramadan, this picture would have run on Thursday.
Best of attmay
"Ha ha, Prop 2 passed, and so did Prop 8! I have more rights than you now! Nyah nyah nyah!"
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Happy Thursday everyone!
Caption This Thursdays...The Iraqi Version.
Pelosi doesnt look so baaaaad in white.
Fatimah the Saanen poses for her 'before' portion of the sacrifice.
Bruce Dern visits Dubai.
Ewe Light Up My Life
"So, Abdullah, how was it?"
"Gruff."
"Hey! When I signed up for this gig, I thought I was going to be a goat-waitress. Your saying I gotta *dance* for these guys?"
Damn her family's poverty! Young Fatima now sorely wished she had not surrendered her passport to Abdullah the harem keeper.
To have sex with the goat you must first marry the goat. It is our law. Now be gone as none of you are worthy.
Proof that white [goat] slavery does exist.
♫ Goat tell it on the mountain... ♫
With photographic proof that she was out after dark with non-related males, Aziza was stoned to death shortly thereafter.
The Arab Press was relentless on Saddam. They wrote that when we bombed the shit out of his country, he was too busy showing "My Pet Goat" to his buddies to respond promptly.
Later on ET: Barbra Streisand mugs for fans on her way to perform for the Sultan.
It's good to see Brittney Spears make a comeback.
Michelle Obama in a mud pack, and the crowd gores wild.
Iran's version of "The View". The other hosts were busy eating paper and tin cans.
Sheep on truckin'.
Once sharia law came to Enumclaw, nobody really noticed much of a difference.
"I just can't quit ewe."
I'm sorry, I'm just so sorry, but someone had to do it...
Abdulla's Gentlemen's Club, where the drinks are oiled down (nobody notices), patrons feed dancing goats 100 riyal notes (to see a little tail), and only eunuchs ask for a lap dance.
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"Of all the gin joints in all the towns" - The babes at Rick's Café Américain really went to seed after the war.
The line was long, at the South London Leisure Center.
This is probably where Bogart got the line... "Here's looking at you, kid" (kid, get it?)
Like so many desperate middle-aged women, when Jane couldn't afford a face lift in the US, she sought out a discount clinic in downtown Yemen... only to be horribly disfigured!
[sponsored by the US Ad Council and the American Assoc of Plastic Surgeons]
How do you say "giggity" in Arabic? 'Cause I think they're saying it.
wv: brested. Bwahahahahahahaha!
"Hurry up and take her picture. The ACORN guys over there want to register her to vote."
Sorry boys, Miss Streisand will not be signing autographs.
Miss Streisand! Miss Streisand! Please sign it "To Abdul, with much affection and wool, yours in Allah"
Young Anwar cursed his tunic, for it so poorly hid his erection.
You know its bad when even the goat wonders what that smell is.
Jeff Foxworthy joke in Saudi Arabia: "If your prom date and your ride to the prom were one and the same, you might be a redneck"
Guy in blak gluv sayd no sid effeks from vaksine. He lie
"Best Little Whorehouse in Kabul"... Worst.Musical.Ever
Too much meat on her bones for Dub, but just enough for a good ol' fashioned Goat-B-Q
Matt's kostume's keep getting better and better!
All your base are belong to Goatlord
The plan was to sneak it into U.S. on plane and have it eat John McCain's lawn
The goat has its right ear pierced? What a faaaaaaaaaag.
Matt's Kostumes says you should have stopped at "Best Little Whorehouse in Kabul". LMAO
So I take you did stop at the Best Little Whorehouse in Kabul? That is TMI, even for Caption This!
As a matter of fact I did. I blame watching 'Ed Wood' for this Angora fetish.
The Arab version of a strip club.
Young Faruq was very sad. For with no goat diaper, there was no place to tuck riyals.
Old Saudi joke:
Q: Wise traveler, why did Faruq's older cousin bow to address Mecca?
A: That was the GOAT'S name!
I think something was lost in translation....
My third wife had a nose like that before she sold my car to pay a plastic surgeon for a new one and headlights.
its not what you can see in the photo that is making this beast smile.
Nikon really wanted to test their cameras, but in kurzimenifagetistanifran, there wasnt much to shoot.
Feelings, whoa whoa whoa feelings...
All your bleats belong to us
Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful sheep in the world?
And if you did, was she bleating, baa-ing
Sadly, the ewe suffered an extreme case of stage fright at the sound of 100 pairs of pants ripping at once.
Achmed, don't you want to keep her?
No, I am a lamb 'em and eat 'em kind of guy
Why Miss Saudi Arabia never wins the Miss Universe Contest
55 comments on the picture of a goat, but only 6 on the hottie two pics down. Youse guys are starting to worry me...
After being forbidden from advertising their "Angels" and "Pink" lines in Saudi Arabia, Victoria's Secret tried "Wool."
You all are sick. I just see dinner for a month. Lamb chops. Lamb stir fry. Lamb stew. Lamb on a stick (apologies to Bubba).
"Muslim High School Goats in Trouble", a Samuel L. Bronkowitz Production
It was everything a young Bedouin goat could hope for: first being named GOATHOUSE Pet of the Year, and now, a command performance for the Sultan.
Cheering fans line up outside the U.A.E. premier of "Goats Gone Wild"
Young Ahmed is crestfallen to find that they really do airbrush the girls of PLAYGOAT.
For Fatima, it was just another day's duties as spokesmodel for "Mutton, Honey" Cereal.
"Ahhhh the decadence of the city", said Ahmed the Bedouin to his wide-eyed nephew. "Look even now, a goat without her burkha!!"
During Ramadan, this picture would have run on Thursday.
Realizing that curiosity killed the cat (on a tranny's crotch), still, I'm wondering what could possibly be said about a goat on this board that successfully flustered a moderator.
Thanks guys for the enlightenment ... I couldn't quite understand why "they" hated you... now I do... The ugly american is alive and well and ...very ugly. In spite of the pretty pussy you whose photos you like to post.
Who let jed out of Obama's closet?
"Oh, good Lord Jesus," the Biltmore guest mumbled. "Not another theme party for AIG execs." The shrieks of goat terror continued until sunrise, the hotel damaged beyond repair and the bill unpaid, ironically enough.
Jed sees a picture of Arabs slobbering over a goat and now knows why they hate us. Yes Jed, it's cuz we're not goats! Well done.
V!... It's a Jed!... Can we keep 'im?!?
I promise, I'll fed him every day and Subby will clean up the poop!
Sorry, amigo. I ain't got enough landfill for that. Maybe Dub? Lord knows his girls don't take up any room...
ORA?
Salman Rushdie would quickly come to rue the day he came up with his "perfect disguise to safely revisit Islamic lands."
Jezebel D. Goat waited patiently for Usama to finish so she could mug alone for the photographers.
"Ha ha, Prop 2 passed, and so did Prop 8! I have more rights than you now! Nyah nyah nyah!"
The terrorist fundraiser kicked off by auctioning off a date with a local hottie.
TTCW*
That reminds me, when IS the "Jerry's Kids" telethon this year?
*Totally Tasteless Caption Warning
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