1. The saddest part about Prop 8 passing: Ellen Degenerate had already paid for the bridesmaids outfits.
2. The far right may be a fringe movement but, damn, that's some nice fringe!
3. "Xena and Ariel again Senator Clinton?"
4. "I'm more like a smelly pilates hooker. Check out these abs."
5. Remember what heavy metal chicks looked like? Now look at emo chicks. No wonder this generation is f--ked up enough to vote for Obama.
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And I am going to assume that is some sort of pocket on the chaps, and not some ass lump deformity going on....cuz that would be sooooo Thursday a week ago.
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*SIGH* Two things I miss about the 80's: Reagan and Whitesnake videos.
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That look just screams "come to me, soft-in-the-middle captioner."
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She looks like she has a little box.
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Eight seconds on the bull, and she didn't even muss her hair.
Fill in your own joke about the bull
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Let me see if I understand this. You spend your days complaining about Obama, but ever since he is elected, this site has nothing but blazingly hot women on it???
I should have voted for Obama years ago!!!
Thanks V, for really erecting my attention.
I told you Thursday had been extended!
And I am going to assume that is some sort of pocket on the chaps, and not some ass lump deformity going on....cuz that would be sooooo Thursday a week ago.
Ah, Kelly or Christina or whatever your name is, I am glad you are. I've been waiting to slip into something very comfortable.
wv=licitif What is with these wv words that are so easy to make into something? Or is just my dirty mind?
That should have been "I am glad you are here.
And there we go again
wv=unfit
I think that's Jessica Alba with her outfit from "Sin City"... In any case, she was last seen hopping onto the back of the motorcycle with the gal from two pics ago and disappearing into a "Shwingularity"... a black hole that even hotness cannot escape from.
What I'm thinking of doing to her would make her chaps stick...
Get it?...
Chapstick?...
Oh, F-off, I'm still wallowing in election self-pity. :)
*SIGH*
Two things I miss about the 80's: Reagan and Whitesnake videos.
We Title This Picture:
The Look SOTG Always Gets When He Uses The Line "If I Told You You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?"
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OK, VW = "faccu"... Someone done did sumthin to the verification words... I'm sure of it!
I love when Missus SOTG dresses up for roll-playing antics like this... Tonight, she's the cowboy and I'm the Indian, so I get f*cked pretty good!
"Tickle your ass with a feather?"
"WHAT?!?"
"I said, looks like we're in for nasty weather."
That look just screams "come to me, soft-in-the-middle captioner."
My wife definitely doesn't have that outfit, but ... The leather store isn't that far away ... Where did I put that credit card? Maybe they deliver!
Son Of The Godfather said...
I think that's Jessica Alba ...
Looks like Christina Applegate/Kelly Bundy to me.
Okay, what's going on here?
wv=bieve
believe or Beaver?
Looks like Christina Applegate/Kelly Bundy to me.
Nope, it's definitely my Jessica.
...and I don't mean "my Jessica" like I have this plot to kidnap her and keep her in my basement or anything. That would be silly... I don't have a basement.
I see plenty of "hope" in this picture, but where does she keep her "change"?
She looks like she has a little box.
One thing is for certain, those are definitely not buttless chaps. That is one FIIIIIIINE butt.
Little Dread Riding Hood.
Eight seconds on the bull, and she didn't even muss her hair.
Fill in your own joke about the bull
Naughty conversation that sounds innocent:
"Those are some nice chaps, aren't they?"
"Yeah, they are. I love going out with a pair of good chaps."
Son Of The Godfather said...
...and I don't mean "my Jessica" like I have this plot to kidnap her and keep her in my basement or anything. That would be silly... I don't have a basement.
Yeah, I guess you're right. It is Jessica. Looks Like an outfit from "Sin City".
By the way, I do have a basement. You know, just in case you need somewhere to keep ... "things". You know, "wink wink".
I know why I misidentified her at first. I wasn't exactly spending a lot of time examining her face.
Yes, but is she good at conversation?
Wow, that Miley Cyrus has really grown up well, hasn't she?
Thankfully, ugly chicks were exempt from the new school uniform requirement at Beverly Hills High.
Sheesh... had to google alba chaps to confirm it wasn't a young Britney. Kinda reminded me of Geller in Maxim, but that's just wishful thinking.
A public service message from Alternate Future #A-8-523: "If you monors had just voted for John McCain, eight years from now there would be safe and effective longevity and rejuvenation pills available for pennies from gumball machines, instant beauty-remodeling booths on every corner, and guilt-free custom fit leather products made to order in molecule-scale factories in your own kitchen. To illustrate the future you've now flushed down the toilet, here is a hologram of your grandmother from 2019..."
The reason men like chicks in leather is because they smell like a new car.
"She was claimed by some partisans to be hot, though, to be sure, many questioned her choice of outfits, to be sure." Another young journalist adopts the NY Times style cadence, sending his life-force to zero.
The best part...she got it for pennies on the dollar in a little leather shot in Sn Fransisco once gay marriage was outlawed.
Hillary mused, "The people spoke and accepted that hole 'Hope and Change' line of horsh!ite so I'm not President... Well, I guess I'll just have to console myself with 4 more years of interns and plotting. Eeeeexcelleeeent!"
Is that a scrotum hanging out of her thong??
dub said...
Is that a scrotum hanging out of her thong??
We can only hope...
wv: fulmiss
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