1. Rough translation: "Food Fight!"
2. When Andrew Sullivan and the housebay had a spat, it was the basset that really suffered.
3. Jackie Chan can use *anything* as a weapon.
4. Underdog Goes to Vietnam featured an unusually tragic ending for a kids' movie.
5. Translation: "You come back here, Thanksgiving dinner!"
Best of Jack Reacher
"Wait! I wasn't done stuffing you!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Nothing more pathetic than a terrorist who forgets to pull the safety pin before tossing a deadly beagle grenade at an advancing SWAT Team.
(pin clearly visible in neck)
Best of Matt Kostume
The balloon vendor vowed revenge on the hapless puppy for sucking down the last of his helium.
Best of Seoulman (R)
Dumbo's little known affair showed that Lady was really a tramp
Best of Matt Kostume
Pablo had had ENOUGH. It was time to kick that poltergeist's ass once and for all.
Best of prince of leaves
Coming up...The cancellation of "Peanuts" leads Snoopy into a deepening spiral of drug abuse, prostitution, and hoverdoggery...When we return to "After the Strip", on A&E.
Best of conservativeteen
"...And don't come back until you have the rent money!" Even Rex was feeling the housing squeeze.
Best of Dactyl
And then Greg realized he'd forgotten to pay the gravity bill. Again.
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In Soviet Russia, Frisbee catches you... not.
The Ghost of LBJ
This is the time on shprockets vhen ve flip da puppy
"Wait! I wasn't done stuffing you!"
"Look at those ears! I shall call him Barack."
Stephen King's cameo as a zombie history teacher in "Pet Sematary III - The Flying Hounds of Baskerville Ate My Homework" was not his best performance.
Letterman's Stupid Pet Trick?
By sneaking home and flinging the door open wide, Bert caught Sparky flying around the room like a manic bat, which finally explained the paw tracks on the ceiling.
Bert's thawtballoon: "If he'll just cooperate, we can be rich!"
Sparky's thawtballoon: "Whaddya mean WE, Kemosabe?"
WordVerify: humshinu - Part of wedding phrase... humshinold, humshinu, humshinborrowed, humshinblue
Nothing more pathetic than a terrorist who forgets to pull the safety pin before tossing a deadly beagle grenade at an advancing SWAT Team.
(pin clearly visible in neck)
How Rosie O'Donnell could have tripled her ratings
The balloon vendor vowed revenge on the hapless puppy for sucking down the last of his helium.
Dumbo's little known affair showed that Lady was really a tramp
Pablo had had ENOUGH. It was time to kick that poltergeist's ass once and for all.
In Hanoi, getting take out can be complicated for tourists
When Princess got a special invitation to Thanksgiving dinner, little did she know...
How much is that doggie in the wind?
Tasty morsel, tasty morsel come back
The hit Vietnamese TV version of "The Incredible Hulk" was sometimes hard to follow.
Coming up...The cancellation of "Peanuts" leads Snoopy into a deepening spiral of drug abuse, prostitution, and hoverdoggery...When we return to "After the Strip", on A&E.
Chin-Hae made a mental note to never give his dog Mexican food again.
Great V - now we're gonna have a year of the "World News Weekly" and "The National Enquirer" running stories about "Bat Boy's" secret tryst with Snoopy...
"...And don't come back until you have the rent money!" Even Rex was feeling the housing squeeze.
And then Greg realized he'd forgotten to pay the gravity bill. Again.
"Red Rover, Red Rover, Send Fido right over..."
Tim was pissed. "I said I wanted a helium CAT, mom." Yet another reason to move out of the basement once and for all.
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