1. "Gyencologist to Rosie O'Donnell" was a dirty job not even Mike Rowe would touch.
2. "Hey, A little privacy, please? Don't you infidels know what a sock on the door means?"
3. Then the realtor said, "It may be just a hole in the wall now, but for a young couple just starting out, it's perfect."
4. "Ahmed, I would not want to be in your sandals when Osama finds out it's been you screwing his wife."
5. "Don't worry, Lemmiwinks, surely this passage will lead us out of Sullivan's ass."
Best of Matt Kostume
"Muslim High School Lambs in Trouble" a Samuel L. Bronkowitz Production. Will the sequels never end????
Best of Stephen
After being busted while having casual sex in a bathroom stall during a soocer match the goat had to have her husband escort her out.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Just a few meters farther, Fluffy, then we'll be in San Francisco and the wedding bells will ring."
Best of Seoulman (R)
the honeymoon suite was not to Akhmed's liking.
Best of Submariner
When did Sarah Jessica Parker get the Muslim boyfriend?
Best of Matt Kostume
"What is it girl??...There's a man?...he's stuck in a well??..."
Best of flyovercountry
Thanks UHarmony!
Best of mega
Geraldo Rivera's "Al Capone's Vault" fiasco was even more of a mess than was ever told to the public.
Best of Jay Guevara
"The missus and I got a great ARM on this fixer-upper."
Best of molson
Oh come on baby. Don't be like that. I'll be gentle. I promise.
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CSI episode teaser:
In the dirty underworld of phrases such as "rode hard, put away wet"... it takes a dedicated forensics team to determine who was Top and who was Bottom.
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Did You Know?
Saddam Hussein spent his days in the spider hole with a special "friend" reenacting that touching Führerbunker love scene between Hitler and Frau Junge. He got all tingly when she called him "baa-aaa-aad."
Now that Obama and the Democrats control the USA, this is all I have.
"Muslim High School Lambs in Trouble" a Samuel L. Bronkowitz Production. Will the sequels never end????
Okay, so I knew be this gig was being a drug 'mule', but come on!!
After being busted while having casual sex in a bathroom stall during a soocer match the goat had to have her husband escort her out.
"Just a few meters farther, Fluffy, then we'll be in San Francisco and the wedding bells will ring."
the honeymoon suite was not to Akhmed's liking.
When did Sarah Jessica Parker get the Muslim boyfriend?
Unlike Mo's other wives, Baabi didn't seem to mind "that" kind of sex.
Tonight at 7 on TBS - Hogan sends Carter out for a couple of French girls. He brings back a Scott and hilarity ensues when Shultz "Sees nut ting!"
Kidnapper's show their photo of the most beautiful sheep in the world hoping for a big pay-off
Talibaaan hideout found near Kabul
Thought bubble; "Allah! I hope I used Romex and not det cord..."
v word - ferphyst - think that's what the lad has in mind?
You got me a shearer for my bachelor party, don't I feel sheepish
Hi-dee, hi-dee, hi-dee, hole...
Little Mo was pissed when the rest of his cell laughed at him for "picking the ugly one..."
Oh, cecilia, Im down on my knees
Im begging you please to come home
...... Look, she came home
Caught in a lambhole? No wonder he looks sheepish...
"What is it girl??...There's a man?...he's stuck in a well??..."
After the failed pilot episode, the producers decide to recast Lassie as a dog.
Ahmed thought himself fiendishly clever for tricking the Americans at Abu Ghraib into "torturing" him via a week in solitary with the hottest ewe in the prison's farm. But he didn't count on having Baghdad Bob's overripe bloomers glued to his head for the duration.
I swear to Allah! I was just pushing her through the tunnel!
Now look Fatima, I know you would like to decorate with art deco, but I kind of like Americana, and I am the king of the cave. Oh, and don't tell Osama about the Americana thing.
No, I'm not covering my face because I am embarrassed by you, I am covering my face because you stink.
Smart Afghani ewes have learned to use al Qaida footsoldiers to determine if the cave is safe to traverse...
Thanks UHarmony!
"Praise Allah! This is the last of our valuable ones to be rescued from this cave. Okay, now we need to work on getting those women out of there."
With the explosives market in a lull, Gazans decided to use their hard-dug tunnels to transport whatever was around.
Geraldo Rivera's "Al Capone's Vault" fiasco was even more of a mess than was ever told to the public.
"The missus and I got a great ARM on this fixer-upper."
The "Sheepdouche" is an extra 5 rupees.
Oh come on baby. Don't be like that. I'll be gentle. I promise.
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