Thursday, November 20, 2008

Just Ignore the Big Loogie in the Sundae




Best of Double the U
Somewhere there is a liberal screaming about Christianity and high fat foods.

Best of The Man
Hillary announces her first hiring as Secretary of State

Best of MattKostume
She made the soda jerk.

Best of Tim
Careful cropping allowed the Worm Woman of the Depths, to earn enough income to finance their war on the surface dwellers

Best of dub
I just made a sundae in my pants.

Best of Matt Kostume
Introducing Shantika, the worlds first and only legless, one-armed frozen dairy products spokesmodel.

Best of mklasing
Christi shows the world that a dessert recently purged can still look edible.

30 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Must be Thursdae

Double the U said...

Better eat it before it melts.

Double the U said...

Somewhere there is a liberal screaming about Christianity and high fat foods.

The Man said...

Hillary announces her first hiring as Secretary of State

MattKostume said...

She made the soda jerk.

MattKostume said...

Q: Where's the cherry?
A: Out of frame.

flyovercountry said...

Is that a picture of JFK on the wall?

OMG, what did I just say, I have got to get my priorities straight.

flyovercountry said...

The ice cream is really yogurt, but I assure you, these are real.

(code word reall, what a coincidence)

Jack Reacher said...

I see the "telephone pay station" on the wall. Where do we pay for, er, something else we want?

Jack Reacher said...

"You want giant muffins? Go see my friend up front."

Tim said...

Careful cropping allowed the Worm Woman of the Depths, to earn enough income to finance their war on the surface dwellers

Jack Reacher said...

That's a lot of ice cream. You obviously aren't planning on being dub's prom date.

dub said...

I'm guessing the telephone isnt the only thing you have to pay to use.

dub said...

McDonalds well entended, but failed new product....Bukkake with Berries.




(apologies to those that are eating and reading)

dub said...

I just made a sundae in my pants.

dub said...

MattKostume said...
Q: Where's the cherry?
A: Out of frame.



Actually, I'm going to guess its out in the parking lot in the back of an old Camaro.

Kaptain Krude said...

Jack Reacher said...

That's a lot of ice cream. You obviously aren't planning on being dub's prom date.

DAMN YOU! I was going to say that!

*pouts*

Now I'm gonna have to actually WORK for a good caption!

Let's look at the word verification; maybe inspiration will strike there.

wv: ressiest - I'm at my ressiest when I'm eating my sundae.

Foo.

dub said...

The better version of this picture shows where she put the banana.

dub said...

I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt that we're seeing her hipbone there, and not an unfortunate, and huge, fat roll that's been mostly cropped out.

Matt Kostume said...

Maria wears her crucifix for Sundae School.

Matt Kostume said...

JFK Portrait thought bubble:

I did 'er!

Matt Kostume said...

Introducing Shantika, the worlds first and only legless, one-armed frozen dairy products spokesmodel.

racerboy said...

I Scream for Your Scream!!!

(word verif - chearmi - Oh, I'd love to!)

aj said...

Ice Cream: check
Whipped Cream: check
Cherry: check
Chocolate Syrup: check
...seems to be missing a certain crunchy topping...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Flyovercountry, might not be priorities so much as disturbing pictures burned into our brains. My eyes kept drifting to the brand of coffee in the can behind her head, so I'm blaming that gonad-eating photo.
Hopefully, V will bring back normal fetishy shots soon, cause tattoos, contortionists and loogies in whipped cream are just wrong.

dub said...

Carpe...a picture like this, and you're wondering about the grounds in the coffee can? I can at least proudly say that I am more wondering what it would be to be grinding on her can.

mklasing said...

Christi shows the world that a dessert recently purged can still look edible.

mklasing said...

Christi shows the world that a dessert recently purged can still look edible.

Adjustah said...

What sundae?

Army of Dad said...

Candi said she loves strawberries and cream...