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Somewhere there is a liberal screaming about Christianity and high fat foods.
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Hillary announces her first hiring as Secretary of State
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She made the soda jerk.
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Careful cropping allowed the Worm Woman of the Depths, to earn enough income to finance their war on the surface dwellers
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I just made a sundae in my pants.
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Introducing Shantika, the worlds first and only legless, one-armed frozen dairy products spokesmodel.
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Christi shows the world that a dessert recently purged can still look edible.
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Must be Thursdae
Better eat it before it melts.
Somewhere there is a liberal screaming about Christianity and high fat foods.
Hillary announces her first hiring as Secretary of State
She made the soda jerk.
Q: Where's the cherry?
A: Out of frame.
Is that a picture of JFK on the wall?
OMG, what did I just say, I have got to get my priorities straight.
The ice cream is really yogurt, but I assure you, these are real.
(code word reall, what a coincidence)
I see the "telephone pay station" on the wall. Where do we pay for, er, something else we want?
"You want giant muffins? Go see my friend up front."
Careful cropping allowed the Worm Woman of the Depths, to earn enough income to finance their war on the surface dwellers
That's a lot of ice cream. You obviously aren't planning on being dub's prom date.
I'm guessing the telephone isnt the only thing you have to pay to use.
McDonalds well entended, but failed new product....Bukkake with Berries.
(apologies to those that are eating and reading)
I just made a sundae in my pants.
MattKostume said...
Q: Where's the cherry?
A: Out of frame.
Actually, I'm going to guess its out in the parking lot in the back of an old Camaro.
Jack Reacher said...
That's a lot of ice cream. You obviously aren't planning on being dub's prom date.
DAMN YOU! I was going to say that!
*pouts*
Now I'm gonna have to actually WORK for a good caption!
Let's look at the word verification; maybe inspiration will strike there.
wv: ressiest - I'm at my ressiest when I'm eating my sundae.
Foo.
The better version of this picture shows where she put the banana.
I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt that we're seeing her hipbone there, and not an unfortunate, and huge, fat roll that's been mostly cropped out.
Maria wears her crucifix for Sundae School.
JFK Portrait thought bubble:
I did 'er!
Introducing Shantika, the worlds first and only legless, one-armed frozen dairy products spokesmodel.
I Scream for Your Scream!!!
(word verif - chearmi - Oh, I'd love to!)
Ice Cream: check
Whipped Cream: check
Cherry: check
Chocolate Syrup: check
...seems to be missing a certain crunchy topping...
Flyovercountry, might not be priorities so much as disturbing pictures burned into our brains. My eyes kept drifting to the brand of coffee in the can behind her head, so I'm blaming that gonad-eating photo.
Hopefully, V will bring back normal fetishy shots soon, cause tattoos, contortionists and loogies in whipped cream are just wrong.
Carpe...a picture like this, and you're wondering about the grounds in the coffee can? I can at least proudly say that I am more wondering what it would be to be grinding on her can.
Christi shows the world that a dessert recently purged can still look edible.
Christi shows the world that a dessert recently purged can still look edible.
What sundae?
Candi said she loves strawberries and cream...
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