Tuesday, November 18, 2008

It's true... I really do have no sense of decency

H/T The Double teh U
1. Dirk was glad to come home from the anti Prop-8 protests and get away from those Christian weirdos for a while.

2. "I'm so ghey I fart pansies."

3. Empire Carpet Mascot Auditions... NEXT!

4. Liam Neeson is Fabio in The Enumclaw Story.

5. "Now, before I recite Hiawatha while giving George Eads a rimjob, I'd like to the NEA for the grant that made this performance art piece possible."

Best of metalgarth
And when the Kings and Queens of Narnia met him, they immediately enacted "proposition 8"

Best of dub
"No, seriously, its really not butter. Unbelievable, right??"

Best of aj
Prince Charles and Camilla have a baby.

Best of MattKostume
WIth no reproductive organs, Ralph realized his life was not worth a centaur.

Best of jj
Barney Frank was extremely pleased to..um..bring up the rear.

Best of MattKostume
The Chronicles of Gheynia

Best of steve o
Another theatre major enters the workforce, plying his well-crafted trade at weddings, birthday parties, gay pron... wherever.

Best of Submariner
Y'know what I have in common with a Tupperware lady? We both like a nice, tight seal...

Best of mega
I'd vote for him for President. Cat Scratch Fever was a cool tune. And who amongst us doesnt have some kind of imperfection or mutuation, anyway?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Anybody seen shoechick? She hasn't stopped by to critique those clunky things.

47 comments:

metalgarth said...

Sully wants to horse around with this fellow

metalgarth said...

And when the Kings and Queens of Narnia met him, they immediately enacted "proposition 8"

Silhouette said...

Efficiency Man: half deer so that he can hunt himself.

dub said...

"No, seriously, its really not butter. Unbelievable, right??"

aj said...

Prince Charles and Camilla have a baby.

aj said...

We knew the Palin's liked hunting, but Todd's roleplaying outfit seemed a bit too much.

aj said...

After the testicle eating contest, freshman hazing at the Senate continues into round two.

MattKostume said...

Does the teddy bear on my knee make me look ghey??

Jack Reacher said...

Whenever Goofus won a bet, Gallant had to be the back half of the minotaur. He just hoped Goofus hadn't eaten Mexican food for lunch.

wv: cablers

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Perfect metaphor for Republican congressmen... a chimeric blend of two conflicted obsessions - prudery and spendthriftery - destined to shoot themselves in their feet.

mega said...

Under Obama's healthcare plan, Chris patiently awaited his 11th required primary physician exam to determine if he had an approved medical condition.

Submariner said...

What's wrong with my throat?
Nothing - I'm just a little hoarse...

MattKostume said...

WIth no reproductive organs, Ralph realized his life was not worth a centaur.

MattKostume said...

George Takei's wildest dream.

MattKostume said...

If Lt. Sulu was made Captain...

MattKostume said...

Scenes from the "alternative lifestyle universe" episode directed by George Takei.

MattKostume said...

Oops...Beam me up Scotty-- wrong caption!

jj said...

Barney Frank was extremely pleased to..um..bring up the rear.

MattKostume said...

The Chronicles of Gheynia

MattKostume said...

The Prisoner of Azzstabin

MattKostume said...

CandyGram for Mr. Frank, CandyGram for Mr. Frank!

sonicfrog said...

He WAS hung like a horse, and then he went to New Zealand....

sonicfrog said...

Twenty Four Spoiler - And yet another reason I'm not going to watch this year - This is the latest bad guy to break into CTU headquarters....

sonicfrog said...

A scene from Ted Nugent's worst nightmare, he has to hunt himself....

Or is that a wet dream???

steve o said...

Another theatre major enters the workforce, plying his well-crafted trade at weddings, birthday parties, gay pron... wherever.

steve o said...

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...

steve o said...

Sometimes the cool kids in school didn't study for their SAT's.

Jack Reacher said...

"Am I too late to meet the goat that was on CapThis last week?"

Submariner said...

For some reason, Slash won't buy me a cape OR lay in his lap.

Submariner said...

Matt's Mom thought his Kostume was cute. She also thought he was getting a might too old to go trick or treating.

Submariner said...

Y'know what I have in common with a Tupperware lady? We both like a nice, tight seal...

flyovercountry said...

Excuse me, is this the Frodo-Goat wedding reception?

flyovercountry said...

I have my bow, but don't ask where I keep my arrows.

mega said...

I'd vote for him for President. Cat Scratch Fever was a cool tune. And who amongst us doesnt have some kind of imperfection or mutuation, anyway?

Seoulman (R) said...

I am a Obama - half honky, all jackass

Seoulman (R) said...

The Sun discovers the English Royal Family's secret cousin

Seoulman (R) said...

As he sat dying alone in bed years later he wondered when did it all go wrong.

Seoulman (R) said...

Sagitar - my ass

Seoulman (R) said...

For some things, there is no explanation needed or wanted

Matt Kostume said...

Seoulman (r):

How 'bout Sagit-hairyass??

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Anybody seen shoechick? She hasn't stopped by to critique those clunky things.

mklasing said...

I know Obama promised a diverse cabinet but seriously.

Rodney Dill said...


Centaurs is a horse,
half-horse, of course...

molson said...

With a little doe in heat urine and this outfit, Ted thought he'd finally bag that elusive 8 pointer. The plan went awry when he realized too late that he couldn't shoot the bow backwards and the buck bagged him instead.

molson said...

Barry Gibb before the Bee Gee's. Hey the first attempt doesn't always work.

Rodney Dill said...

Stem Cell Research... Ur doin it rong

Tim said...

The midget Furry was deeply in love