1. "You think the mask is kinky? My roommate likes to put on fake t1ts and bone the cat."
2. Winona Ryder and Tommy Lee hoped their "leaked" internet pr0n video would jump start their dying careers.
3. By smoking and drinking a lot during pregnancy, Lurlene and Dale were hoping their little foetus would make good money one day as a left-wing blogger.
4. "Guess who?"
5. "Hey, great skank costume." "What costume?"
Best of metalgarth
The Masters of The Universe live action TV series turned into hardcore pornography so gradually that nobody noticed
Best of MattKostume
Masters of the Pooniverse
Best of MattKostume
"And this is why, little Trina, we have no idea who your daddy is..."
Best of satted
The featured photo for the ONE's new ad campaign for
Best of flyovercountry
Yes, this is my sister, what's your point?
Best of Jack Reacher
Catherine Zeta Jones has really let herself go. Don't know who the chick in front is.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Heh heh heh... Skeletor has a bone for you, baby!"
Best of molson
No one was buying into Skeletor's feeble attempts to cover the fact he was an over the top raging homosexual.
Best of Chrees
After the picture of her husband cheating on her was published, Jennifer Lopez filed for divorce.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Cherlyne says, "Nothing beats a mask, liquor and my brother Clem for those times when this necrophiliac beatch just needs her boobies squeezed."
Best of Jay Guevara
No one said evolution in progress was pretty.
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If I had lots of money, you know... like $50 bucks... I'll bet I could get babes like that too.
Best of lawhawk
Skelawhore? Is that you?
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The Masters of The Universe live action TV series turned into hardcore pornography so gradually that nobody noticed
vw: medless (Self awareness has hit)
22 years later, their offspring had the perfect proportions according to dub, and the smile of an Englishman
vw: gjacista "Gee jack, is T & A"
Getting a backstage pass at a GWAR concert is much easier these days.
LIVNG WITE TRASH... UR DOING IT RITE
I liked the old eHarmony commercials much better
Obviously from this publicity photo, the rumors are true that keep saying that Michael Jackson and Prince are committed to touring together.
Nice making fun of Obama's chief of Staff and Secretary of State. Read their story. Educated yourself. Monors
Plan 10 From Outer Trailer Park
Masters of the Pooniverse
After switching from a panda mask to Skeletor, Delbert got sooooo much more tail.
"And this is why, little Trina, we have no idea who your daddy is..."
Introducing G'n'R's newest guitarist, Skeletor Head.
SHAMELESS PLUG: Just saw the top caption!! Thanks for the callback to our "Everybody Hates Skeletor" video. & Thanks to Metalgarth to infecting the site with it... I think.
"Francine, I think your tits got swiped by that guy who was bonking his cat!"
I have bad news. I've been lying to you all the years, just to have sex with you. I'm not really Skeletor.
That's ok. I'm not really a woman.
wv: twignum that's right...show the twigs...nom nom nom.
Hey look an UAW worker who makes 70 an hour!
Hey look a UAW worker who makes 70 an hour!
(There; fixed it)
The featured photo for the ONE's new add campaign for abortion rights.
Well, at least she's not fat.
Translucent, yes, but fat, no.
Let's see, liquor, cigarettes, tattoos, unabashed groping, stupid costumes, bare midriff, baseball cap; an elitists nightmare, for the rest of us, trailer trash night out!
I'll show you these, but you'll have to move closer.
Yes, this is my sister, what's your point?
Catherine Zeta Jones has really let herself go. Don't know who the chick in front is.
HEIMLICH MANEUVER: UR DOING IT RONG.
Hope she finds love soon, because in five years.....
"Heh heh heh... Skeletor has a bone for you, baby!"
"Ennui has it's grip on me. More specifically, it has it's grip on my t!ts."
wv: hyppicki
In later years, Skeletor ran a mobile breast exam clinic. He wasn't paid much, but he was happy.
wv: scentsl - "The scentsl' of ennui will eventually get you."
"he's gotta great boner."
His fist is connected to your WHAT??
No one was buying into Skeletor's feeble attempts to cover the fact he was an over the top raging homosexual.
wedding photos
Thought bubble; "Ooooooh, BABY! Great ribs!"
Though the legless Worm Women threw great parties, few were willing to be photographed enjoying themselves
After the picture of her husband cheating on her was published, Jennifer Lopez filed for divorce.
Tammy,
Can you send me the like to where you got this photo?
David
I ment link... Sorry???
Cherlyne says, "Nothing beats a mask, liquor and my brother Clem for those times when this necrophiliac beatch just needs her boobies squeezed."
WordVerify: licens - that what VtheK's gonna have revoked if he isn't more choosy about Thursday babes
No one said evolution in progress was pretty.
If I had lots of money, you know... like $50 bucks... I'll bet I could get babes like that too.
Skelawhore? Is that you?
@satted short answer no I can't.
Also my name is not Tammy
Tim (Tammy),
Thanks. And Tammy is not such a bad name!
The girl looks like someone I knew from college....
"By the power of Playtex!"
eHarmony's matching is based on the 29 Dimensions of Compatibility found in thousands of successful relationships --- eHowMany?'s matching on the other hand...
Super spooky word verification of the day: "uglooll"
My future's so bright, I gotta wear a mask.
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