1. Andrew Sullivan remains a devout Catholic... in his own way.
2. Jake Gyllenhall never got over it when Heath Ledger beat him out to play The Joker.
3. Jed couldn't make up his mind whet the Pope was fabulous or simply divine!
4. ORA: Sally Field has really let herself go... and still has self-esteem issues, apparently.
5. So, does this guy really think everybody else keeps a naked man in a cage in kitchen and feeds him dog food? Or is that the "sort of."
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"Catholic High School Mimes in Trouble", a Samuel L. Bronkowitz production
Best of Whacko
The sign's intended audience? The 110th U.S. Congress.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Despite a restraining order, the Flying Fag keeps vigil outside Sally Field's residence after legally changing the name of his weenie to Boneva.
Best of metalgarth
Ronald McDonald found religion later in life, and insisted everyone call him Sister Loretta
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This message brought to you by the People Who Elected Obama.
Best of mklasing
No you are not! Nobody wears double cuff-links anymore.
Best of Jay Guevara
I don't know about drive-by shootings, but I've just reconsidered my criticism of people driving down the sidewalk.
Best of Seoulman (R)
Not that there is anything wrong with that
Best of conservativeteen
The Joker's sense of humor eventually led to him being kicked out of the "sisterhood" after he supplied one of their annual events with "exploding" plastic phalluses.
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Just like me? That retarded outfit and the dick up your ass say otherwise.
Best of Chrees
You can probably guess where the bananas are.
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vw: excepi
excepi don't have teh ghey
WORST. FAKE GENE SIMMONS. EVER.
vw: havend. havend been kissed by a girl. ever
these vw's are getting weirder and weirder
vw: tries
tries to be something he's not.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!
After getting caught multiple times for freak-dancing and dry humping, Marcel Marceau's little sister was sent off to the convent.
wv: fonist--Uses a phone for self-pleasure?
WORST CAT IN THE HAT COSTUME EVER.
When Sister Mary Margaret indicated she was going to do her "Nun in a Box" routine, the appalled carnival goers were shocked to find the box was Sister Agnes's.
A definite candidate for a VERY late term abortion.
In an alternate universe, at the conclusion of Vatican II, Pope Paul VI decreed that masses were now to be conducted in pantomime instead of Latin.
And to think, Marcel Marceau never thought his secret nun fetish would be found out!
When "Catholic School Girls In Trouble" don't get the help they need later in life.
MIME: It's habit forming.
"Catholic High School Mimes in Trouble", a Samuel L. Bronkowitz production
The sign's intended audience? The 110th U.S. Congress.
Metalgarth, our warped mimes think alike.
"Give that man a fruity drink with an umbrella and put him in cell number 1"
It's turned the wrong way or you'd see this was Folsom Street and understand. sort of.
Looking for a miracle, Jay Leno turns to religion and refuses to accept that, as far as his job is concerned, the end really is nigh.
"Show me your nuts".... He already is!
Despite a restraining order, the Flying Fag keeps vigil outside Sally Field's residence after legally changing the name of his weenie to Boneva.
WordVerify: acingog - much worse than double-dipping the salsa is when the life-of-the-party dips butt in the holiday beverage bowl
Boy George takes a break during the video shoot for "Church of the Poison Mime"
Ronald McDonald found religion later in life, and insisted everyone call him Sister Loretta
"TIME-LIFE Video presents: "When Nuns Attack"
Filmed entirely outside a gay monastery.
No friars or acolytes were harmed during the production.
-OR-
"Nuns Go Wild" - the latest in the famous prOn series, this targets an entirely different market segment with candid outtakes of real nun wannabes flashing male-boobage.
-OR-
MAN HANDS ALERT!
This is not your father's mother superior.
Not even "sort of."
WordVerify: teroil - colloquial Alaskan differention from OUROIL.
Makes perfect sense.... nun sense.
Having never seen a rerun of "The Flying Nun", Fred didn't really understand the concept, and thought that doing meth was just as good.
This message brought to you by the People Who Elected Obama.
Leno's Final Jaywalk
Taking an unexpectedly queer left turn off Hollywood's main drag.
No you are not! Nobody wears double cuff-links anymore.
Without Whoopi, "Sister Act 3" went straight to DVD.
The fruit of liberalism.
I don't know about drive-by shootings, but I've just reconsidered my criticism of people driving down the sidewalk.
After seeing this, the Pope reconsiders the Church prohibition on abortion.
Looks like a cross between the Flying Nun, a Harvey Girl, and the Joker.
A well-aimed AK 47. That's how I solve a problem like Maria.
Word verify: grips
Actually, this is a huge improvement over Whoopi Goldberg in...well, just about anything, except her cameo role in Planet of the Apes.
As explained by a helpful Democrat, there are many ways to practice celibacy.
Okay, I've got to say something that has pissed me off my whole life, and that is this. Even dudes like this (who might even be gay for all we know) can pick up chicks easier than I can.
There was a very mixed response to KKK's version of "Sister Act"
How NOT to blend in with the crowd
Zombie Nuns demanded more freedom during the Vatican Council 3
Luckily the ACLU condemned this protest as a public display of a religious nature on government land
It's the "sort of" part that scares the hell out of me
Not that there is anything wrong with that
Please.
Spay or neuter your GLHTG/PETA activist.
Barney Frank muthed; "Now there ith a cauthe I could think my teeth into..."
The Joker's sense of humor eventually led to him being kicked out of the "sisterhood" after he supplied one of their annual events with "exploding" plastic phalluses.
Hey, this is my brother! Which means I apparently got both the brains AND the looks in the family.
wv: sando - An alternate form of "Day-o". (not as popular)
alt. - Lando Calrissian's brother
Somebody didn't read the label
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Wearing heavy headpieces may result in genderbending neck trauma.
So you think you're just like me? Well that retarded outfit and the dick up your ass says otherwise.
You can probably guess where the bananas are.
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