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As she used to work for AIG, Maria frequently used the phrase "I'm going to need a larger infusion than that."
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And to think, you said 12 was too young for fishnets!
Best of MattKostume
Natasha find nicest room in Moscow apartment for photo shoot, yes??
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Roman Polanski's "furnished" apartment.
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HANDJOB....U CANT GIVEM CUZ YOU GOT NO HANDZ.
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"Sarah Palin, The Teen Years", premiering tonight on Cinemax, features many distortions. Notice the glaring ommission of a dead moose and a 12 guage shotgun.
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Aaaah, every Latvian man's dream-- indoor heating!
Best of Dwight
Wow! Christmas came early this year!
Oops. No. Wait. That was me, sorry.
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"Hi, I'm here from the agency. Is this the AIG party suite?"
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She may not be 18, or a citizen, but she's on ACORN's mailing list seventeen times.
I see someone is preparing to see some inaugural balls.
As she used to work for AIG, Maria frequently used the phrase "I'm going to need a larger infusion than that."
And to think, you said 12 was too young for fishnets!
I detect a slight bulge above the fish nets. The Dub will not be pleased.
I'm pleased, though. Doing it right now, AAMOF.
Before being once again chained to the radiator, Ludmilla was admonished, "Nookie 'yes', or passport 'nyet!'"
Natasha find nicest room in Moscow apartment for photo shoot, yes??
Natasha find nicest room in Moscow apartment for photo shoot, yes??
Comrade mattkostume say "Sorry for doubles post, Yes??"
Roman Polanski's "furnished" apartment.
For Ludmilla's family, blue corset = green card.
Natasha's family had a running bet for which would come first: Green card, or puberty?
Nadia wore her finest outfit for her first day of home schooling with the Russian mob.
HANDJOB....U CANT GIVEM CUZ YOU GOT NO HANDZ.
"Sarah Palin, The Teen Years", premiering tonight on Cinemax, features many distortions. Notice the glaring ommission of a dead moose and a 12 guage shotgun.
vw: "netsho".... blogspot will have self awareness in 5... 4... 3... 2...
Classic Mail Order Bride Pose
Popularized by eastern bloc photographers and part of a secret Russkie laser light show used to temporarily disorient enemy pilots.
Caveat Emptor
Y'know, I mighta even voted for Obamalama if he'd promised a lass like that in every pot. Trouble is, in this economy, he'd likely modify the promise to "A lass in every pot at $10,000/hr. payable to Dept of the Treasury." Worse, to appease feminazis, there'd be no choice of lasses. Bait and switch, woof woof.
WordVerify: serchan - what VtheK does selflessly 24/7 to bring us decent Thursday babes
Now safely out of the spotlight, the youngest Palin girl resumes her career.
(Grand Theft Metalgarth)
Aaaah, every Latvian man's dream-- indoor heating!
Wow! Christmas came early this year!
Oops. No. Wait. That was me, sorry.
"I can has cheeseburger? No? Okay, Comrade, I display cooch for benefit of camera and THEN I can has cheeseburger?"
Too young - Commencing hard drive scrub (and no, that's not a euphemism).
Yawn... Is Thursday over yet...
Signed
Andrew Sullivan.
She asked me what I wanted.
I asked her if I could have a handjob.
She was stumped.
Well, dub, it looks like you'll just have to give her a hand (or two) yourself.
Michelle set the Daley Machine hit squad to work after discovering a newly made-over Monica Lewinsky had been searching the new Plum Book for jobs in the White House.
"Hello, Mr. Leaves. My name is Stephanie, and I'm your new statistical quantum mechanics tutor..." And then, I woke up.
[wv: "whiflike" -- I'll second the observation on Blogger becoming self-aware.]
"Hi, I'm here from the agency. Is this the AIG party suite?"
Barak's mistress yakked and whined about the unfurnished, rat-infested apartment. Needless to say, his aunt and brother were not sympathetic.
As young as she is, I'd probably hate myself in the morning. But I'd like the opportunity to make sure...
Methinks there's a not so subtle innuendo with V photo-shoppping her outfit to the color "blew."
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