1. If there's a better metaphor for the McCain 2008 campaign, I don't want to know about it.
2. With all drilling everywhere outlawed by the Democrat Congress, desperate Americans searched everywhere for fuels to heat their homes.
3. "Those monkeys will never know what hit them."
4. "Now, we set this on fire, and put it on Newt Gingrich's doorstep."
5. "Green job my ass."
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Fortunately, Katie Couric was able to find gainful employment after the MSM went belly up.
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TRICK R TREAT: UR DOIN IT RONG!
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Obama's make-work projects, as promised, provided government employment for thousands of layed-off IT executives and
banking professionals.
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EATIN AN ELEFANT 1 PIECE AT A TIME - UR DOIN IT F'IN RONG!
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If you observe closely, you can see the exact moment that Mary decided that being on unemployment wasn't really all that bad.
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Martha Stewart looked forward to making all-natural organic Christmas decorations
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Serengeti jackpot
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Where George Lucas got the script for Star Wars Episode I, the Phantom Menace.
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Congress pushes out the next bailout plan one piece at a time.
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Rosie O'Donnell's latrine orderly: One of this year's worst jobs.
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The Catcher of the Rye.
At least she gets to stand up. Her last job; doing this for the alligators.
Clean up law, Enumclaw style.
Marge found that obeying the pet waste law was very tiring whenever she took Spot for a walk.
Fortunately, Katie Couric was able to find gainful employment after the MSM went belly up.
When discussing her job with friends, Marge would often draw the analogy of cleaning up the set after a taping of "The View".
Why'd they cut this? This scene might have actually made Rosie's variety show worth watching!
TRICK R TREAT: UR DOIN IT RONG!
Joe the Plumber's wife, also, had a hard-workin' small-town job that the Washington "elites" felt free to mock and scorn.
Palin *still* wasn't getting it. When the MSNBC camera crews are in town, get AWAY from the animals.
Obama's make-work projects, as promised, provided government employment for thousands of layed-off IT executives and
banking professionals.
A behind-the-scenes look at the ACORN vote-generator.
WordVerify: sheates - you can't make up challenge words this apropos!
Shhhhhh... performance artist-in-training
After gradually working up to catching the crap with her bare hands, Mary will be eligible for an NEA grant.
More recently-discovered votes are found for Al Franken.
Why the stick you ask?
Jumbo has 'roids...
Apparently, it's time to pitch next season's show ideas at the major networks...
Push harder, Jumbo. Sullivan HAS to be able to fit coming out; it's the way he went in!
I dunno, Bert; d'ya think we have enough time to fill this size of an order for "change" by January?
EATIN AN ELEFANT 1 PIECE AT A TIME - UR DOIN IT F'IN RONG!
I didn't realize Dan Blather had his daughter obtain those TANG documents for him!
If you observe closely, you can see the exact moment that Mary decided that being on unemployment wasn't really all that bad.
wv: hoteari - what Mary is at this point in the picture
Mary didn't know why, but she suddenly was reminded that there was nothing but meatloaf in the fridge back home. She realized that she really wasn't that hungry, anyway.
WV: calypter - "Calypter? Darn near killed her!"
"I could have been picking apples in Albania, but nooooo, I didn't want the expense of renewing my visa."
"But the New York times said it was flowers!"
Another Salvation Army volunteer decides to put her skills to use in an environment that does not involve an insanity-causing bell.
Sigh, sigh, Miss elephant pie
Signing up for the summer internship program looked promising on paper, little did she know
"Well better out than in."
The blonde shouted with delight "It's like basketball, only more exciting."
Martha Stewart looked forward to making all-natural organic Christmas decorations
I've heard of 'shit jobs' but this is ridiculous.
Serengeti jackpot
Can you believe she won the coin toss? The loser had to wear shoulder-length rubber gloves and shove a suppository the size of a watermelon through a recalcitrant sphincter without being trampled.
Where George Lucas got the script for Star Wars Episode I, the Phantom Menace.
And to think, I wasted my last vacation in Vienna.
Congress pushes out the next bailout plan one piece at a time.
Jeannie went the extra mile proving her thesis that peanuts look the same in elephant crap, too.
Brenda reflected on her long and storied career: First rat pellets, then doggie doo, followed by llama dung, and now...THE BIG TIME!!!
Joanne reveals the secret to those supposedly "hand-sculpted" Hillary statuettes sold on e-Bay
This Thursday's photo babe takes a quick dump before her photo shoot.
Rosie O'Donnell's latrine orderly: One of this year's worst jobs.
All the other Zoo helpers thought of Brenda as a real show off. Would you look at her??? Ooooooo, one-handed!!!
"We're not talking about the elephant in the room... there's not even a room... keep thinking the happy thoughts..."
Obama's speechwriter collects a nugget of "hope," followed by one of "change."
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Bagholder's Thawt Balloon -
Ohmigawd, my ears need cleaning... I thought they said I'd won a backstage pass to see "The Howdy Doody Show", not that I won a backside pass to say "Howdy, DOODIE!"
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