1. If there's a better metaphor for the McCain 2008 campaign, I don't want to know about it.
2. With all drilling everywhere outlawed by the Democrat Congress, desperate Americans searched everywhere for fuels to heat their homes.
3. "Those monkeys will never know what hit them."
4. "Now, we set this on fire, and put it on Newt Gingrich's doorstep."
5. "Green job my ass."
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