1. "I swear to Beelzebub, dog, if you ask me one more time when Chinese Democracy is coming out..."
2. Looks like Slash has been hearing "Welcome to the Buffet" more often than "Welcome to the Jungle."
3. ORA: "Damn you... and such."
4. All of Cher's plastic surgery suddenly snapped back right in the middle of Dr. Phil.
5. "Dog, you're gonna have to move your head. The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show just started, and Heidi Klum is wearing the leather outfit from last Friday."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Ever since his marriage to Beth O, Stern's let himself go.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Hank's frustration grew when he discovered Rex didn't actually care for peanut butter.
Best of molson
Just me and my bitch kicking it on a Saturday night.
Best of Luna
Shortly after this picture was taken, I went searching for Kryptonite chew toys to end the humiliation once and for all
Best of Army of Mom
Worst.Wax.Museum.Ever.
That doesn't even look like Abe Lincoln. Or Rin Tin Tin.
Best of MattKostume
Reminds me of the movie...The Ramone That Ate The Other Ramones.
Best of Kevin Walker
Under Chairman O's reign, "Thursday Babes" have been replaced with "Tuesday Bestiality".
Best of mega
"He's spoiled, shits all over everyone, has a bad temper, and keeps getting into fights with the people who feed him. I named him Axel."
Best of MattKostume
Evil Slash had the cruel practice of posing with each of his boa's meals.
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A former U.S. attorney, fired by the Bush administration, waits for a phone call from The One.
After his loss to Al Franken in the bitterly contested Minnesota Senate race, Norm Coleman withdrew to his St. Paul apartment with his dog, named ACORN.
Awesome rock name #102: "Fat Slash"
Ever since his marriage to Beth O, Stern's let himself go.
Jolly Joey Ramone
"Chuck, if you're really serious about losing weight, bowling with your Wii ain't gonna cut it."
Hank's frustration grew when he discovered Rex didn't actually care for peanut butter.
Ever since his wife got the gig with "America's got Talent", Ozzie just sat at home and got high with his dog.
Just me and my bitch kicking it on a Saturday night.
Just another quiet evening at the metalgarth household. Great... now everyone knows what a fat intercourse I am.
1)That is a Halloween picture of me and my dog, Luna, snapped by my wife who was dressed up as Ralphie from a Christmas story in a "pink nightmare" costume. I figured it would be criminal not to share this picture with V the K and the rest of the monors.
2) More pictures of Luna can be found at moondoggery.blogspot.com (name blatently stolen from Van Helsing)
3) Duly noted... I need to stop letting myself go ;)
Shortly after this picture was taken, I went searching for Kryptonite chew toys to end the humiliation once and for all
How to make people look like assholes - Tip132:
Post a picture for caption savagery, and don't tell anyone it's of another captioner.
Metalgarth - I'm guessing quite o few of us who sit around thinking up retarded captions all day have a similar frame build, if ya know what I mean. ;)
PS: VW = "mantingr"... I won't ask.
Worst.Wax.Museum.Ever.
That doesn't even look like Abe Lincoln. Or Rin Tin Tin.
Dear Penthouse Letters:
I never thought it would happen to me, but after my last Guns N Roses gig, I met the hottest bitch who was laying in my lap in an instant ...
Lisa Bonet should really lay off the skin bleach. And, maybe give Jenny Craig a try.
It was soap poisoning.
Welcome to my living room
We've got hats 'n' shades
We got a remote control
And a costume thats real lame
We are lonely people
Theres a lot we need
If you got the webcam honey
We'll catch your disease
In the living room, welcome to my living room,
Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
Do you need the eye bleach?
"dear penthouse letters,
I was slammed 5 times by Army of Mom. I know that's not the same as giving her the slam 5 times, but it's a start"
"ya ya. U need moar cowbell. I wunt my balz back. Deal."
Welcome to the Retirement Jungle
SuperPup's shock-collar sealed him to his fate. He knew that lifting his head off from Slash Sr.'s "serpentine" meant a finger click trip to Zapsville.
Reminds me of the movie...The Ramone That Ate The Other Ramones.
Cockblocked yet AGAIN, Mick Mars settles for puppy seconds.
Son Of The Godfather said...
Hank's frustration grew when he discovered Rex didn't actually care for peanut butter.
eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Awesome.
v word - prombobl - prom bauble?
Whoa - Axel Rose really let himself go, but he got a nice super-dude costume...
v word - bezinful - now these thing's are just gettin freaky, V.
Guitar Hero III (alpha version)
Well, well, well. Cousin Itt finally shaves.
Groupies... they ain't like they used to be...
At Halloween time, the Osbourne's dog can never know just *which* Osbourne she is snuggling with.
Metalgarth - I love ya' man. It is actually a pretty funny costume. I'll have to find the picture of the year that I went as Fidel Castro and Army of Dad was Elian Gonzales. That would make us even. I even had a cigar (no comments from the peanut gallery!)
If this is metalgarth, who is going to fess up to being the guy posted below?
Under Chairman O's reign, "Thursday Babes" have been replaced with "Tuesday Bestiality".
After tappin' mckagan the kitchen, Axel rose to ask of the dog: "Izzy stradlin Slash's snakepit always or just sorum the time? A sharp knock interrupted the answer; it was Steven adler door.
Appetite for distraction.
Welcome to Alice Cooper's *worst*
nightmare.
SuperDog never lost his appetite fo' de scratchin'.
Silhouette said...
If this is metalgarth, who is going to fess up to being the guy posted below?
Hey man, we have a "don't ask, don't tell" policy at Cap This! Stop with all the freakin' supposition already, Silhouette... If I, I mean someone wants to experiment with a different lifestyle in my, I mean their own living room, that's my, I mean their business! :)
Army of Mom said...
I even had a cigar (no comments from the peanut gallery!)
Thanks for the visual image, sweety. Now excuse me for some "me time."
"He's spoiled, shits all over everyone, has a bad temper, and keeps getting into fights with the people who feed him. I named him Axel."
Evil Slash had the cruel practice of posing with each of his boa's meals.
Hmm..the scariest thing, Metalgarth??...Kinda looks like Cain with a hat.
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