1. "Sasha, do you like decadent capitalist gladiator movies?"
2. "The wealth includes your butt cheeks, Sasha. Spread them!"
3. "Hope and Change may seem strange and frightening at first, but once you overcome the inhibitions bred into you by the neocon, religious right, I am sure you will come to accept man-boy love just as you accept our Dear Leader."
4. "Unfortunately, Sasha, Proposition 8 won. We will have to keep our little secret for a while longer. F**king Mormons!"
5. "Sasha, I think your kerchief is fabulous!"
Best of thedoyle
If you work hard then one day all of this...will still belong to everyone in common and all that hard work will be for naught.
Best of The Man
Don't worry little Nicoli, it's just the Germans bombing the World Trade Center.
Best of Two Dogs
After the completion of filming, Burl Ives took Hermey to New Orleans for a "getaway weekend."
Best of Silhouette
"We will addict them to the 11 herbs and spices, son, and then they will be helpless for our takeover."
Best of Seoulman (R)
One day, all of this, all that you see will belong to everyone else.
Best of Seoulman (R)
Underneath the picture reads: Report All Bad Touches Immediately
Best of Jack Reacher
"Yes, this is good, but in back room we have glorious paintings of dogs playing poker, and Elvis."
Best of mega
Even after losing, McCain enjoyed meeting with citizens for photo ops and to talk about how much Republicans suck. The captions seemed to be disorganized jibberish, but were actually verbatim captures of his conversations.
Best of Jay Guevara
"And we call this district 'Castro Valley.'"
Best of Buzzhead
Yes son, I'm really Santa Claus. Unfortunately they took Rudolph to a research facility, nationalized the rest of the reindeer and assigned the elves to a collective farm. I'm afraid there will be no Christmas this year.
Best of Submariner
See if Mom will lend you one of her outfits with lace and fishnets, Timmy...
Best of MattKostume
Lester Smith hoped that he would throw the new neighbors off the scent by printing his court-ordered Sex Offender Declaration in Cyrillic.
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Sully is delighted with the latest Mad Men plot twist.
If you work hard then one day all of this...will still belong to everyone in common and all that hard work will be for naught.
"Please, Please, Please just open your Bible and find me once, just once, where Jebus says anything remotely close to anything you just said."
Don't worry little Nicoli, it's just the Germans bombing the World Trade Center.
"Worship my teachings, young Barack, and all this shall be yours."
"Umm...okay, sure thing, Mr. Lenin! Sounds like a great deal!"
Grandfather and grandson, circa 2053: "Green hills, pristine waters, windmill power. Under the leadership of Chairman-for-Life Obama and Restoration Director Gore, we successfully transformed America back into an agrarian society with a deep spiritual connection to and respect for the environment. But we must never forget the noble public-spiritedness of my parents' generation, shown in this painting behind us, who volunteered to march themselves to the reprocessing camps to do their patriotic part for sustainability. Hail Obama!"
This is America, Barack. You'll have to go under deep cover, but in 30 years you'll be in a position to #&%@ it up royally."
After the completion of filming, Burl Ives took Hermey to New Orleans for a "getaway weekend."
You won't have any money or future, but at least there is vodka.
comrade, now that there are no more restrictions on behavior, no more repurcussions for ones actions, no more punishments for being as we are. would you like to come with me comrade and sit in the baths?
yes i know its only a painting and we live underground, but that comrade is what the decadent world above was like.
One day, when they allow us to return above, we will be able to rebuild a world like this painting.
Sasha, put away the states sex manual, come this way i can show you all you need to know that our glorious leader has had taught to me almost personally.
Ah yes junior comrade, that is where you will be doing your 50 hours of required community service as directed by the Department of Hope and Change. Right there in the galley of that ship cleaning up after the elite.
"We will addict them to the 11 herbs and spices, son, and then they will be helpless for our takeover."
I can haz glorius life under Buh-rockism
So you say that Obamaism provides the best standard of living for the working classes? Sounds like Bolshivek to me!
One day, all of this, all that you see will belong to someone else.
Nothing will ever come between a love of grandfather and son, unless the "death with dignity" bill passes
Grandpa, what big hands you have
By doing his O-Babo community service hours, Sasha not only got a scholarship but also a wealth of information of "sticking it to the man", particularly "his man."
Underneath the picture reads: Report All Bad Touches Immediately
Enough reading. Time for some dicktation!
"Yes, this is good, but in back room we have glorious paintings of dogs playing poker, and Elvis."
Someday, you will be high-level apparatchik, Sasha, and have picture of ape-men emerging from sea on your wall too!
Even after losing, McCain enjoyed meeting with citizens for photo ops and to talk about how much Republicans suck. The captions seemed to be disorganized jibberish, but were actually verbatim captures of his conversations.
"And we call this district 'Castro Valley.'"
The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics failed the first time Tommy. It was good of you Americans to give us a second chance. This time we will succeed!
Yes son, I'm really Santa Claus. Unfortunately they took Rudolph to a research facility, nationalized the rest of the reindeer and assigned the elves to a collective farm. I'm afraid there will be no Christmas this year.
"And when you are chairman, young Obama, and all Amerikans are employed by your government, you can pretend to pay them and they can pretend to work."
"Three bananas with captions; one large, economy sized container of K-Y warming gel, a tube of polygrip and meet me in my private booth, Timmy. Hurry."
See if Mom will lend you one of her outfits with lace and fishnets, Timmy...
I'm the first to admit my Russian ain't what it used to was, but I think the caption says: "Crystal Meth, Habibi!"
Lester Smith hoped that he would throw the new neighbors off the scent by printing his court-ordered Sex Offender Declaration in Cyrillic.
Someday Demitri, all this graft, bread lines, and substandard housing will be yours!!!
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