Saturday, November 08, 2008
After Tuesday, It just didn't seem right to have an Americana Saturday
1. "Sasha, do you like decadent capitalist gladiator movies?"
2. "The wealth includes your butt cheeks, Sasha. Spread them!"
3. "Hope and Change may seem strange and frightening at first, but once you overcome the inhibitions bred into you by the neocon, religious right, I am sure you will come to accept man-boy love just as you accept our Dear Leader."
4. "Unfortunately, Sasha, Proposition 8 won. We will have to keep our little secret for a while longer. F**king Mormons!"
5. "Sasha, I think your kerchief is fabulous!"
Best of thedoyle
If you work hard then one day all of this...will still belong to everyone in common and all that hard work will be for naught.
Best of The Man
Don't worry little Nicoli, it's just the Germans bombing the World Trade Center.
Best of Two Dogs
After the completion of filming, Burl Ives took Hermey to New Orleans for a "getaway weekend."
Best of Silhouette
"We will addict them to the 11 herbs and spices, son, and then they will be helpless for our takeover."
Best of Seoulman (R)
One day, all of this, all that you see will belong to everyone else.
Best of Seoulman (R)
Underneath the picture reads: Report All Bad Touches Immediately
Best of Jack Reacher
"Yes, this is good, but in back room we have glorious paintings of dogs playing poker, and Elvis."
Best of mega
Even after losing, McCain enjoyed meeting with citizens for photo ops and to talk about how much Republicans suck. The captions seemed to be disorganized jibberish, but were actually verbatim captures of his conversations.
Best of Jay Guevara
"And we call this district 'Castro Valley.'"
Best of Buzzhead
Yes son, I'm really Santa Claus. Unfortunately they took Rudolph to a research facility, nationalized the rest of the reindeer and assigned the elves to a collective farm. I'm afraid there will be no Christmas this year.
Best of Submariner
See if Mom will lend you one of her outfits with lace and fishnets, Timmy...
Best of MattKostume
Lester Smith hoped that he would throw the new neighbors off the scent by printing his court-ordered Sex Offender Declaration in Cyrillic.