Friday, October 24, 2008

When One of These Things Flies

Brender

1. Nice try, but I'm still not voting for McCain.

2. "Oh, Boy! Broadway! And a major role in the stage production of Lord of the Flies! Things are finally starting to happen for me!"

3. Britney Spears's body double distracts the Paparazzi while she dives for the salad bar.

4. Snowball (Hillary Clinton) narrowly escapes to France after being betrayed by Squealer (Keith Olbermann) and Napoleon (Hussein Obama).

5. So, figured out this Friday's Cap This theme yet?

Best of divine miss m
Does this mean Pink Floyd will get back together and tour again?!

Best of Seoulman (R)
Uh oh, The View needs to find a new co-host

Best of Jack Reacher
Good thing this photo didn't run yesterday, or Dub would have flipped out ;)

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
And, they're OFF! AP Photo captures Obamalama's democratically-controlled congress rushing to outtax and outspend the Bush years. Bookies are not accepting any wagers

Best of Van Helsing
Desperate for a new gig after leaving The View, Rosie was eventually reduced to being shot out of a cannon in front of circus audiences.

Best of Dub
Guess the theme today? Ok, my guess is "Things Andrew Sullivan finds sexy"?

Best of Silhouette
Wiser by far, Charlotte's kids simply wrote "Open the damn gate" above Wilbur's stall.

Best of dadoctah
Guess the theme: "things you can't mention putting lipstick on without generating all kinds of bad press".

Best of prince of leaves
"I smell bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Ba-- oh, wait...that's me..."

Best of Rodney Dill
OMGWTFBBQ!!!"

Best of metalgarth
superpig, superpig, does whatever a superpig does

31 comments:

divine miss m said...

Does this mean Pink Floyd will get back together and tour again?!

Seoulman (R) said...

See Spot.
See Spot run
See Wilbur kick Spot's butt.

Seoulman (R) said...

While farmers were impressed with the test results, genetic engineering remained years away in the attempt to combine pig and duck DNA

Seoulman (R) said...

Uh oh, The View needs to find a new co-host

Seoulman (R) said...

Michelle Obama is finally so proud of America she is seen here leaping for joy

Seoulman (R) said...

The pig laucher was a military success and was imediately sent into Taliban controlled regions

Jack Reacher said...

Good thing this photo didn't run yesterday, or Dub would have flipped out ;)

Jack Reacher said...

"...and there's the sign; Iran and North Korea have dismantled their nuclear programs."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Test 1: Will forced high dives into wading pools teach congress not to squander taxpayers' money? FAIL
Test 2: How about forced dives without a chute from B-52's into Dixie cups? PASS!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

And, they're OFF! AP Photo captures Obamalama's democratically-controlled congress rushing to outtax and outspend the Bush years. Bookies are not accepting any wagers

Van Helsing said...

Desperate for a new gig after leaving The View, Rosie was eventually reduced to being shot out of a cannon in front of circus audiences.

Dub said...

Jack Reacher said...
Good thing this photo didn't run yesterday, or Dub would have flipped out ;)

True...but in all fairness, we did see her sister yesterday.

Dub said...

Guess the theme today? Ok, my guess is "Things Andrew Sullivan finds sexy"?

Silhouette said...

Guess the theme: Former sitcom stars? (Arnold the Pig and Gary Coleman)

Silhouette said...

"As God as my witness, I thought baby pigs could fly."

Silhouette said...

Wiser by far, Charlotte's kids simply wrote "Open the damn gate" above Wilbur's stall.

Jay Guevara said...

Offered a new TV show, Rosie leapt at the chance.

flyovercountry said...

Pig thought bubble:

I jump out of a cage for some food and these idiots clap and applaud. No wonder the Dems are about to take over.

Artfldgr said...

several people in the crowd had to be hospitalized for having flashbacks to the Pink Floyd Animals concert in the UK, though couldnt understand how they got old and were in the US

Artfldgr said...

finally, after killing the spider, milking the cow, the farmer finally decided that charlotte was ready to be a beautiful suckling pig.

Artfldgr said...

fed up with the farm animals controlling his life he sold the farm to Han Lao, whose daughter was very happy that the traditional dish would be at her wedding, deep fried wilbur

sonicfrog said...

Well, it is still Thursday in Enumclaw....

mklasing said...

Finally a new scientific breakthrough, Rosie and her partner were able to conceive without a man.

mklasing said...

Finally, the Cubs made it back to the World Series.

dadoctah said...

Guess the theme: "things you can't mention putting lipstick on without generating all kinds of bad press".

prince of leaves said...

"I smell bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Ba-- oh, wait...that's me..."

prince of leaves said...

Cap This! Standard Caption #3245908734: The incredibly strange training exercises of the Palestinian security forces just keep on getting stranger.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obamalama makes good on his promise to cut the fat out of the military budget by replacing TOW missiles with LPP's - Lean Pork Projectiles. They actually worked pretty well until that misfire landed in a Jewish settlement. Headlines read- "OINK, VEY!"

molson said...

Wilbur thought to himself... "I best entertain these stupid chimps real good or I'm barbecue."

Rodney Dill said...

OMGWTFBBQ!!!"

metalgarth said...

superpig, superpig, does whatever a superpig does