Friday, October 31, 2008

Trick or Treat!

(More Halloween toons at the other blog)

Best of attmay
No, no, no. Congressman Frank lives at 534. This is 435.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Mayor Newsom will see you now."

Best of Jack Reacher
ORA: "Hold on, Zombie needs to get a picture of this."

Best of Army of Mom
No, no tricks here. Gotta go down to the NAMBLA office, two doors down.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"Hi, Aunt Bea. I'm being punished for going through Thelma Lou's dresser drawers again."
"Ooooh, Opie, you're just what the doctor ordered! Come on in. Let's play - Putting up the Pickles!"

Best of Army of Dad
Jimmy's hat is on wrong.

Best of Army of Dad
Well that explains the puddle she is standing in.

29 comments:

attmay said...

No, no, no. Congressman Frank lives at 534. This is 435.

Jack Reacher said...

"Mayor Newsom will see you now."

Jack Reacher said...

ORA: "Hold on, Zombie needs to get a picture of this."

Anonymous said...

Metaphor for today's warped and aging society. Kid dressed up like that and a woman who loses bladder control at such a spectacle. (that's not a throw rug under her feet)

Army of Mom said...

Uh, er, no, this isn't my, uh, um, child.

Shhh, come on Timmy, lets go home and put on your REAL costume. Heh heh. Bye, Mrs. Peterson.

Army of Mom said...

ooooh, a treat for mommy! Thanks, little Timmy. Here's a special candy for you. I'll be taking your nose.

*turning off front porch light*

Army of Mom said...

No, no tricks here. Gotta go down to the NAMBLA office, two doors down.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"TRICKING for TREATS!"
"Hi, Aunt Bea. I'm being punished for going through Thelma Lou's dresser drawers again."
"Ooooh, Opie, you're just what the doctor ordered! Come on in. Let's play - Putting up the Pickles!"
Mayberry's neighborhood watch program would never be the same.

Army of Mom said...

I'm crazy dildo nose, give me some candy!

Army of Mom said...

Oh, I see. You're the Republican party platform for energy independence.

Drill here, drill now.

Army of Mom said...

Oh, I see. You're illustrating the Obama-Biden presidency of how we're all going to get screwed.

Army of Mom said...

Pornochhio tryouts are two doors down.

Van Helsing said...

Obama's sex ed in kindergarten plans may influence costumes for future Halloweens.

Seoulman (R) said...

I am sorry the Folsom street fair is over.

Seoulman (R) said...

Do you have a passion for fashion or a fashion for passion?

Seoulman (R) said...

Trick or treat? Forget it kid! Let's share the wealth.

Seoulman (R) said...

What a great costume, but I think Joe the plumber keeps his plunger lower

Seoulman (R) said...

The Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Halloween Special ranked as one of the more memorable specials.

Army of Dad said...

Jimmy's hat is on wrong.

WV: ousin

Army of Dad said...

Little peckerheads get worse every year.

Army of Dad said...

Cock-a-dildo-doo

Army of Dad said...

We knew something was wrong when Jimmy only wanted to knock on the back doors.

Army of Dad said...

Well that explains the puddle she is standing in.

Army of Dad said...

Edward Scissor-hands' cousin from San Fansisco.

Army of Dad said...

Growing up, Mr. Slave loved Halloween.

sonicfrog said...

Cindy Sheehan scores.

Submariner said...

In a very special Halloween episode of South Park, Mr. Hand introduces his nephew to the neighborhood...

Submariner said...

My predilection for partners is as clear as the nose on your face, Timmy...

attmay said...

'Ow to speak 'Omo: Brown noser