Thursday, October 23, 2008

Time for another sexy party



Best of Jack Reacher
Cindy, an Obama supporter, liked The One's idea of spreading the wealth around. Cindy spread around something else, however.

Best of Jack Reacher
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. On the chance it doesn't, see your doctor immediately.

Best of mpur
Not hot enough to marry a doctor, not smart enough for college.

Best of The Man
I think Hef will be ok.

Best of jeff
Poor Rachel Ray - someone jumped in front of her camera again.

Best of Artfldgr
Gloria Steinem eat your heart out!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"'Scuse me, miss?... Would you mind wiping this garbage all over yourself and wearing this eyepatch?... It's kinda a fetish thing..."

Best of mega
Jim had been wearing the same white sweatband to parties since the mid70's, and was yet to score, but still hadn't drawn the connection.

22 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

In San Francisco, Obama hoped to tax Patty the Prostitute, as well as, Joe the Plumber.

Jack Reacher said...

"Want some Captain in you? My friends call me Captain, by the way."

Jack Reacher said...

Cindy, an Obama supporter, liked The One's idea of spreading the wealth around. Cindy spread around something else, however.

Jack Reacher said...

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. On the chance it doesn't, see your doctor immediately.

mpur said...

Wannabe bunnies: Not hot enough to marry a doctor, not smart enough for college.

The Man said...

I think Hef will be ok.

Cappy Von Capperson said...

♪ I'm a little tea pot... ♫

Dwight said...

NUN COZTUME: UR DOIN IT RONG

Dub said...

Meh....I give this picture a 7.5. Nice cleavage, but not really awe-inspiring. My eyes are still too easily drawn to the two ladies rubbing fuzzies in the banner line (no, not the monkey, or the cat).

jeff said...

Poor Rachel Ray - someone jumped in front of her camera again.

Anonymous said...

Look, another walking herpie!!

Artfldgr said...

Gloria Steinem eat your heart out!

Son Of The Godfather said...

VH1: Where Are They Now - 2009: Katie Couric

Son Of The Godfather said...

If you're gonna visit the Bunny Ranch for unprotected sex, you may end up as Peter Rotten-tail.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Whore is hell.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"'Scuse me, miss?... Would you mind wiping this garbage all over yourself and wearing this eyepatch?... It's kinda a fetish thing..."

prince of leaves said...

"Senator Obama -- call me!"

prince of leaves said...

A meeting of the local chapter of the Society of Women Engineers...at least, as imagined by men engineers.

mega said...

The Asgorks from Plunium-17 came up just one pair of orange antennae short of pulling off their clever camoflage invasion scheme.

mega said...

Jim had been wearing the same white sweatband to parties since the mid70's, and was yet to score, but still hadn't drawn the connection.

mega said...

Karen's friek-outs had gotten worse and worse over the years, and this time she'd chewed off most of her fingers. And yet, she was so hot nobody noticed or cared.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Sorry, did you say... 'MICE PITS'? You'll have to speak up. I've worn earbuds with the music blaring for years, now I'm as deaf as a doorknob."

-Or-

OBJECT LESSON:
Will YOU regret voting for O?
Delores either waitresses for the next decade to pay the new UncleSambo retroactive sales tax on her fake boobs, or she accepts Obamalama's "spread the wealth around" tax credit - 4 years whoring at White House fĂȘtes. We're John & Sarah, we're desperate, we approve this message.