2. By 2010, Americans fled Obamunism on anything that would float.
3. No one was surprised to learn the Lost City of Atlantis had a Hard Rock Cafe.
4. "Prepare for ramming speed!"
5. Without Tenille around to keep him level, the captain got a little loopy.
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Mr. Conductor left The Thomas the Tank Engine Project over creative differences.
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As Elton John pulled away from the dock on the first day of the Professional Walleye Trail Devil's Lake tournament, his competitors did not take him seriously.
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Well, how would YOU deliver lawyers, guns, and money?
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Prepare for jammin' speed!