Friday, October 17, 2008

That can't be good for the reverb

1. Charlie returns to the island in an only moderately-surreal episode of 'Lost.'

2. By 2010, Americans fled Obamunism on anything that would float.

3. No one was surprised to learn the Lost City of Atlantis had a Hard Rock Cafe.

4. "Prepare for ramming speed!"

5. Without Tenille around to keep him level, the captain got a little loopy.

Best of Seoulman (R)
Mr. Conductor left The Thomas the Tank Engine Project over creative differences.

Best of metalgarth
"Waterworld, the Musical" somehow managed to be a bigger turd than the original.

Best of Army of Dad
The old dork and the sea.

Best of Kaptain Krude
I see they've discovered some outtakes from the last Beatle movie. Or at least, we can hope it was the last Beatle movie.

Best of flyovercountry
As Elton John pulled away from the dock on the first day of the Professional Walleye Trail Devil's Lake tournament, his competitors did not take him seriously.

Best of Jack Reacher
Well, how would YOU deliver lawyers, guns, and money?

Best of sonicfrog
Boy, when he saw what the Lilliputians had done to his precious Martin guitar, Gulliver was extremely pissed...

Best of The Man
Unlike their Somali counterparts, the San Francisco Bay pirates are not violent and much more gay.

Best of molson
The USS Obama just never had the gravitas of the USS Ronald Reagan. No one cared.

Best of Chrees
Although no one really cared, John Mayer completely sold out when he performed "Your Outboard is an Evinrude"

Best of mpur
Prepare for jammin' speed!

39 comments:

Seoulman (R) said...

When the salesman said 6 string, I thought he meant 6 horsepower

Seoulman (R) said...

... and the geek named his boat "Cruisin' for a bruisin'

Seoulman (R) said...

Mr. Conductor left The Thomas the Tank Engine Project over creative differences.

Seoulman (R) said...

Floats like a butterfly, plays a flat B

Carpe Phlogiston said...

A nonsmoker to the core, Bert got hisself a guitarette boat to run drugs into Miami.

Double the U said...

After Ringo stated he no longer wanted fan mail he claimed he was the best guitarist ever and jumped on his yellow submarine.

metalgarth said...

"Waterworld, the Musical" somehow managed to be a bigger turd than the original.

metalgarth said...

No, I don't know how to play Aqualung, Old Man River, Old Black Water, Take me to the River or Water Music by Handel, so quit f--king asking.

mklasing said...

"Welcome to today's episode of 'More Money than Sense'"

Chevy Rose said...

Caught on camera, another tiny fairy trying to escape the bats at sunset in Austin.
Update: He ran out of gas and was plucked off.

Army of Dad said...

The old dork and the sea.

Army of Dad said...

Body dumps were a more involved affair with the six string killer.

Army of Dad said...

The captain wasn't sure why he had so little luck on duck opener.

Army of Dad said...

Funny, he forgot his anchor chord.

Kaptain Krude said...

I see they've discovered some outtakes from the last Beatle movie. Or at least, we can hope it was the last Beatle movie.

flyovercountry said...

Ranger's latest entry in their multi-species boats didn't go over well with the walleye guys because of a lack of rod storage, but it was a hit with the Nashville crowd.

flyovercountry said...

As Elton John pulled away from the dock on the first day of the Professional Walleye Trail Devil's Lake tournament, his competitors did not take him seriously.

Jack Reacher said...

Well, how would YOU deliver lawyers, guns, and money?

Jack Reacher said...

Bob was happy with his boat, until his snooty neighbor upstaged him with a floating cello.

Jack Reacher said...

Early in his retirement, Franklin Raines spent some of the $90 million dollars he raked in from Fannie Mae on exotic watercraft. Later, he just said "F*** it," and burned cash by the barrel.

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

God Dammit Ringo. We asked for a replica of a Dreadnought Battleship! !!!!!!!

sonicfrog said...

♫ Sailing, takes me away,
to where I always wanted to be.. ♫

sonicfrog said...

This didn't work for my band. If this bozo gets signed because of this stunt, I swear to God I'll...

sonicfrog said...

I didn't know the Little River Band was touring again.

sonicfrog said...

739835; Ride, captain ride upon your mystery ship
Be amazed at the friends you have here on your trip
Ride captain ride upon your mystery ship
On your way to a world that others might have missed... ♫

sonicfrog said...

Boy, when he saw what the Lilliputians had done to his precious Martin guitar, Gulliver was extremely pissed...

The Man said...

Unlike their Somali counterparts, the San Francisco Bay pirates are not violent and much more gay.

prince of leaves said...

The first ship of the Department of Peace Navy, the USS Kumbayaa, is shown here undergoing sea trials.

molson said...

Sir Paul never could grasp the concept of hydrodynamics and just decide to go with a music career.

molson said...

The USS Obama just never had the gravitas of the USS Ronald Reagan. No one cared.

Chrees said...

Although no one really cared, John Mayer completely sold out when he performed "Your Outboard is an Evinrude"

Whacko said...

After the Spanish Armada's defeat at the hands of Lord Nelson, their fleet was never again a force to be taken seriously.

sonicfrog said...

Arrr, Cap'n To The Bridge!!!

Dactyl said...

Tiny Tim's only hope - to steal Jimi's acoustic guitar, convert Martha's eggbeater into an outboard motor, and sail for the Island of Misfit Toys! He could only hope that Charlie in the Box had forgotten the grudge...

mpur said...

Prepare for jammin' speed!

flyovercountry said...

President Obama's flagship in his redone Navy did not impress the Chinese Navy.

Wait till you see his tanks!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

A secret episode of Gilligan's Island lies deep in the film archives. Until his death in 2005, Bob Denver vigorously denied that writers temporarily voted him off the island, reasoning that a monkey could play his role better.