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The MILF Republicans Club show their enthusiasm at a recent Sarah Palin appearance.
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Along with her other qualifications, Sarah Palin is able to hold off brain-eating zombies with her bare hands.
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Sarah knew her $150,000 executive makeover was a success when she received rave fashion reviews from the football team at Lancaster's LGBTQ Alternatives charter school.
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"You boys all remind me of Todd when he was your age. All eight of you. {long pause} You have no idea how hot that makes me."
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Palin takes time to socialize with a few other hot beavers.
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Hey babe... We got a bannister at our house that needs a little attention!
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Ten minutes after this photo op, www.palinupskirt.com went live.
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Ok, if John McCain is elected and I am VP, I promise to come back and be your keg queen.
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The MILF Republicans Club show their enthusiasm at a recent Sarah Palin appearance.
Along with her other qualifications, Sarah Palin is able to hold off brain-eating zombies with her bare hands.
Sarah knew her $150,000 executive makeover was a success when she received rave fashion reviews from the football team at Lancaster's LGBTQ Alternatives charter school.
"You boys all remind me of Todd when he was your age. All eight of you. {long pause} You have no idea how hot that makes me."
"Hey, that's not Sarah, it's Tina Fey! Get her, boys!!!"
Palin takes time to socialize with a few other hot beavers.
Beavers for beaver.
Hey babe... We got a bannister at our house that needs a little attention!
"One of you boys named Moose?"
Emergency Secret Service Field Manual Update -
Frisk ALL fawning sycophants proximate to "Mrs. Moose" as they depart. NO EXCEPTIONS! Ten minutes after this photo op, www.palinupskirt.com went live.
Governor Palin thought that "Beavers for McCain-Palin was cute, but knew immediately that a photo would show up on V the K's Caption This.
Yet another McCain campaign move backfires badly,as the "special needs kids" turn out to be Harvard MBA interns on loan from Nordstrom's. It was almost a touching and solemn moment on stage, until the team excitedly recognized the $14,000 belt they were responsible for bringing to market.
Palin's promise of Alaskan secession by 2011 and an M1 Abrams tank in every driveway was met with wild cheers, but also confirmed the worst fears of the liberal elite.
"Yes, yes, fine, I'll try to get you Tina Fey's autograph."
"I'm votin' for you once for each time ACORN registered me!"
She touched me, I was touched by the hand of the woman who shook the hand of the man who touched the hand of the Messiah
Ok, if John McCain is elected and I am VP, I promise to come back and be your keg queen.
Boys lets go on a scavenger hunt. 50 points for Obama's birth certificate 1 point for every ACORN fraud..... First team back before election day, wins a free Media probe
Such bravery boys! I appreciate it, but I really don't need private sercurity in my bedroom.
I don't care what fraternity you are pledging, no one is getting my underwear
OK, who would like to move to Alaska?
"Settle down! There's still six months left before I close the bidding on Willow's virginity!"
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